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shalafi , in Or when water gets in your ear during the shower and when that water finally gets out. Same feeling

Ever notice how people open their mouth when listening intently? You will now.

rbesfe , in Making History

Old meme

yogthos OP ,
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yet, still as relevant as ever

dessalines ,

It will stop being relevant when the US and its vassals stop bombing the Middle East.

samokosik , in How i feel on Lemmy
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As a someone whose country belonged to the western bloc, I can relate xD

NigelFrobisher , in The line war has begun

Space-time itself is curved, therefore there is no such thing as a straight line.

sushibowl ,

We have geodesics for that.

Urist , (edited )
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If anyone wants to grasp the basics: here is some fun reading (leading on to some beautiful math). Changing the idea of parallelity leads to hyperbolic geometry and other fun stuff. :)

HereIAm ,

Please correct my layman understanding if I’m wring here. But isn’t everything traveling in a straight line until an external force is applied. For example the earth orbiting the sun is traveling in a straight line in a curved apacetime. Also if you jump, the moment you leave the ground until you touch it again coming back down you were traveling in a straight line.

sem ,

In my understanding, since gravity is acting on us, an external force is applied when we jump. That’s why a jump is a parabola. “Gravity’s Rainbow”

Zink ,

What they are getting at is that gravity is not a force so much as your mass trying to travel in a straight line through curved spacetime. The weight you feel is because the surface of the earth is in your way.

Get into low earth orbit and that straight path has you going in apparent circles around the planet. You are very much within the earth’s gravity but you don’t feel “weight” because the surface of the earth is no longer blocking your path. You still have mass and inertia and all that, of course.

HereIAm ,

Yes, that’s exactly what I meant :D

KillingTimeItself ,

Also if you jump, the moment you leave the ground until you touch it again coming back down you were traveling in a straight line.

relative to the body of earth, including its rotation it would be an arc path, and including it’s tilt it would be 3d, if we also include the travel around the sun in orbit, that elongates it around the orbit, so uh.

NigelFrobisher ,

I dunno lol

kazaika ,

Space-time itself is curved, therefore everything is moving in a straight line, it only appears to be curved to the outside observer

Angry_Autist ,

Not true, as when space bends, it bends the rulers and compasses too. We experience no spatial distortion.

A person traveling near the speed of light doesn’t feel like time is slower for them (but it is and we can measure it)

The principle is equivalent.

That said, it’s not a straight line in any topology standard I am aware of.

Sure you could CREATE a topology framework where this would be considered a straight line, but there is no real world model that could come even close without so much mass being concentrated in static relative areas, and EVEN THEN it would only be straight for a predetermined instant before the mass deforming spacetime began interacting with each other.

That’s the problem with spacetime deformations, almost no layman takes into account the ridiculous amounts of static mass to make those strange topologies.

metaStatic , in Returnal Mario

Been looking for this for a minute. Thanks.

MewtwoLikesMemes , in Humble
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Yes, but where’s the butter? I don’t see it.

SnotFlickerman ,
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Keepin it humble on a normal non-door shelf.

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
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Lol.

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S ,
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Sorry I ate it

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
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Whyyyyyy? xD

Tlaloc_Temporal ,
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On the counter, nice and soft!

MewtwoLikesMemes , (edited ) in Oceanography
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As a woman, I can most definitely tell you that if you drive a Cybertruck, I will not like you.

I will, however, silently judge you and consider you a fiscally irresponsible dumbass.


Edit: I see a single downvote. I guess I found the Cybertruck driver? Lol.

iiGxC ,

wait till they’re under the water to say that

don ,

If they drive to the titanic, I’ll consider it atonement.

whostosay ,

You’re wrong. Did you even read the pamphlet?

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
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?

whostosay ,

Women like it.

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
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Not gonna lie. I am very confused. What pamphlet? Are you being satirical? I genuinely don’t understand how to respond to your comments.

whostosay ,
MewtwoLikesMemes ,
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Ohhhhhh you’re making a funny.

Artyom , (edited )

But like…would you please consider SAYING you would like them if they drove their Cybertruck to visit the Titanic?

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
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Bus like

I don’t know what you mean by this.

would you please consider SAYING you would like them if they drove their Cybertruck to visit the Titanic?

+1 for driving to the Titanic, –1 for doing it in a Cybertruck, so a net change of 0.

So that’ll be a no from me, dawg.

MeatPilot , in Exterminate
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My notes during work meetings.

Rocketpoweredgorilla , in Humble
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Wouldn’t your drinks be warmer if kept in there?

ryannathans ,

Yep lol

sub_ubi , in Humble

wow both labels perfectly facing the camera

www24 ,

we’re looking into it

EherNicht , in Or when water gets in your ear during the shower and when that water finally gets out. Same feeling

Bro just minmaxed hearing to lvl. 10.

velox_vulnus , in Humble

How much were you paid for brand endorsement? Asking for a friend.

Track_Shovel OP ,
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3 peanuts and some pocket lint. I am allergic to peanuts though.

Rhaedas , in Oceanography

I have a Tesla store near my work, and I've been seeing a few of them drive by lately. Each time, even seeing them coming, I still have a WTF reaction. That is a god awful looking vehicle. Even if it was of good quality. I drew better trucks in crayon when I was 5.

Midnitte ,

Even if it was of good quality.

What, it’s not like the door panel breaks if you slam it /s

NotAnonymousAtAll ,

I drew better trucks in crayon when I was 5.

I like to describe it as “a five year old’s idea of a cool car”. I guess you had better taste than most at that age.

Rhaedas , in Returnal Mario

Who wants to live forever?

Donkter ,

Not me, but it would be fun to live 3 times.

Albbi ,
Rhaedas ,

I'm all for eternity with an opt-out choice. But forever without parole? That is hell.

applebusch ,

I understand why people always say things like this. It’s the not having a choice that ruins eternity. Fortunately it seems that such a fate is physically impossible in this reality. Even if you were made of the most durable possible material, you would still fundamentally be composed of baryonic matter, which means if you fell into a star, collided with a celestial object at relativistic speed, or fell into a black hole, you would surely die. There is always a way out for an enterprising immortal, and afterwards sweet nothing.

samus12345 ,
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“Christianity again? After cowboys? You went all the way back around? Oh, god, why can’t I die? This is the worst thing that’s ever happened to anyone!”

https://preview.redd.it/6p5k1kwx1rc81.jpg?width=960&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=9bde49062c539d4c02895c94ea98500a5eed707e

tinfoilhat , in Exterminate

I dunno how to break this to you, but you’ve got bedbugs

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