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quantumdylan , in I said let him cook

Here’s one I haven’t seen mentioned, nuclear throne has an amazing soundtrack. Shit I gotta go play it again now lmao

dejected_warp_core , in I said let him cook

This is basically how Ixion went. The game didn’t need a soundtrack to go this hard, but it absolutely put it over the top. <a href=""></a> <a href=""></a>

RaoulDook , in Bacon

Yeah, I set the toaster on fire once also. I had read online that you can make cheese toast in there if you turn the toaster sideways so that the cheese is on top vs gravity. It might have worked if the toaster hadn’t caught fire. I had to throw it out the front door into the yard

dejected_warp_core ,

I’m actually kind of amazed that the failure mode for “toaster used sideways” is that it just catches fire. That’s one hell of a design flaw.

kevindqc ,

Is it a design flaw if someone uses the toaster in a way it’s clearly not intended for, and food touches the hot elements and catches fire?

dharmacurious ,

Id say the design flaw is allowing it to function in that position at all. Put a gravity switch in there like space heaters have, so that it it tilts more than a few degrees it shuts off

Zoot ,
@Zoot@reddthat.com avatar

How the hell am I supposed to make my quasedilla on the ISS then?!

dharmacurious ,

Duh, space walk with it and point it at the sun. That’s just common sense.

SoJB ,

This is an incredibly American attitude. The appliance clearly has a commonly occurring misuse that puts consumers at risk of burning their neighborhood down.

It would be a trivial addition to put a physical deadman’a switch on the bottom, exactly like what space heaters use.

The role of government and regulation is to serve and protect the people. I cannot believe you are unironically advocating that corporations should just put out whatever dangerous products they want with no repercussions just because there is one specific way to use it “correctly”.

Nevermind the million things that could happen. Cat knocks it over. Disabled or elderly person? Stoned college kid? Child?

I guess it’s all about pErSoNaL rEsPoNsiBilItY when it benefits you, and all about collectivism when it only benefits you huh?

kevindqc , (edited )

🙄 serving drama

Halosheep ,

Dude what the fuck are you on about. Plenty of products have safety measures in place because we have federal systems to regulate them.

You can’t just cherry pick one example and then say America bad. What a fucking .ml tier take.

Tlaloc_Temporal ,
@Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca avatar

There’s a thousand things that can destroy your house if you use them wrong. Leave the stove on, turn the gas on without lighting it, store loaded firearms in the oven, extension cord trees, breaker bypasses, tinker with any utility, any number of cleaning products, cars in general, water leaks, just leaving the water running, space heaters, portable generators, shorting the terminals on a battery, the list goes on.

And preventing the use of the toaster sideways won’t fix the problem anyway. People will still cram extra stuff in there, and overcooked toast can catch on fire without much provocation. Even just forgetting to clean the crumb tray can cause a fire. Trying to foolproof a toaster just gets you an incredibly expensive device that rarely works.

StaticFalconar ,

Tired of burning your house down when you want to use your toaster toske something not toast? Introducing the toaster oven. For when you want to toast something besides bread.

Revan343 ,

Maxim number 50, if it only works in exactly the way the manufacturer intended, it is defective.

marcos ,

If you didn’t expect a machine that has very hot elements very close to your food to make such food burn if used wrongly, that’s on you.

dejected_warp_core ,

I agree, but I feel like having the toaster itself catch fire could have been mitigated somehow.

ayyy ,

Then you get to play the “asbestos flakes or salt?” game. Fun for the whole family!

marcos ,

That said, eating asbestos flakes isn’t the most dangerous thing. Plastic partially burning close to your food, but too slowly for you to notice seems way worse… And there are many fire retardants that are safer to handle in a factory but that will give you a really bad time if you eat them.

NauticalNoodle , (edited )

Fire “removedants?” You mean fire removedants? How about artardents? I suppose one could argue that the automatic censorship of your word is a form of dysfunctional regulation.

marcos ,

Does ML censors parts of words now?

blackbrook ,

There’s all sorts of inappropriate ways to use a toaster where the failure mode is fire. Making toast in bed, under the covers? Catch fire. In a puddle of gasoline? Catch fire. Seriously, WTC toasters?

Rhynoplaz , in Bacon

Everybody knows that you only put bread or corn dogs in the toaster. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Pistcow ,

And hashbrown squares

d00ery ,

And waffles.

(Potato waffles)

Wogi ,

AND MY AXE

loudWaterEnjoyer ,
@loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Instruction unclear. Dick stuck in toaster and it all catched fire. What to do now?

cron ,

I have no idea what a corn dog is. I just hope it is not a living being.

dwemthy ,

A) A dog with a single horn
B) A burrowing mammal native to Iowa
C) A hot dog in a stick dipped in corn bread batter and fried

Crazyslinkz ,

typo “on” not “in” …

😂 me picturing a hotdog inside the stck.

dwemthy ,

lol, leaving it

mkwarman ,

It is a hotdog inside of a cornbread shell, often served on a wooden stick. It is commonly a kids food though lately I’ve seen some restaurants make fancier versions goldbelly.imgix.net/uploads/…/Original.png?ixlib=…

Rhynoplaz ,

At one point it was at least two living beings, but could possibly be more depending on the quality of your dog.

PM_ME_YOUR_ZOD_RUNES ,

In Canada we call them Pogo’s because of those shitty frozen Pogo brand corn dogs. Kinda like how Kleenex is used for tissues.

It’s just a hot dog on a stick dipped in a corn meal batter then deep fried.

marcos ,

It’s sausage coated with some material made of corn.

Every time I see people talking about them on the web I wonder what it tastes like. Is it sweet?

NakariLexfortaine ,

Depends on the breading used. Some are sweet, some are more savory.

PraiseTheSoup ,

Often the batter contains honey, so it is somewhat sweet, yes. You’re missing out if you’ve never had one.

DrWeevilJammer ,
@DrWeevilJammer@lemmy.ml avatar

Others have covered the definition of a corn dog.

A “cron dog” however, is when you use cron to schedule a dog command, which is an updated version of the cat command installed via the moreutils package that provides additional features such as colorized output and line numbering, making it more versatile.

THIS HAS BEEN A DUMB LINUX FACT

cron ,

Thank you, that was the answer I was waiting for.

marcos ,

“Mail the sysadmin every 5 minutes” looks like an incredibly useful script to know.

loudWaterEnjoyer ,
@loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

This is not quite true

linuxcommandlibrary.com/man/dog

PlantDadManGuy ,

A corn dog is technically a ravioli on a stick. Fight me.

MissJinx , in Bacon
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

What a snitch

Aurenkin , in Private Capital vs Central Planning

Very good point and one that people often forget. It’s literally impossible to build high speed rail without first becoming an authoritarian dictatorship.

OurToothbrush ,

I’m confused by this, because it looks like China is proving you wrong right now?

Aurenkin ,

Now I’m confused, what do you mean? I never said they didn’t have a great high speed rail network. I think they’ve done a great job and I’ve got no problem acknowledging that. I was just poking fun at the implication of the meme.

OurToothbrush ,

Well, China, a participatory democracy with a 95 percent approval rating according to a Harvard study, is in the meme building high speed rail, and you’re claiming you have to be an authoritarian dictatorship to build high speed rail?

Aurenkin ,

Oh right I see what you mean. If you pretend China is a democracy my point is automatically disproven, that is true.

OurToothbrush ,

Why would I pretend China is a democracy when it empirically is according to any useful measure?

High government approval

Bottom up representation

Policies benefit the masses

Wide range of public opinion represented in government

yogthos OP ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

That all may be true, but have you considered the fact that they’re savage mongoloids who need enlightened white people to come and bring democracy to them?

OurToothbrush ,

Looks at downvotes

sees number of called out liberals

yogthos OP ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

US is the authoritarian dictatorship here, and it can’t build shit. Meanwhile, worker democracy in China is able to build infrastructure at scale. Don’t take my word for it though, every western study admits this

Aurenkin ,

I don’t know, man. This sounds like some “the enemy is both strong and weak” BS to me. When they can’t build a HSR in California they are an unplanned economy but when I point out the cost of China’s flavour of government suddenly the US is a dictatorship?

I’ve got no issues acknowledging when China does some good things but come on. I was rightfully making fun of the implication of your meme here and you come back with doublespeak. There’s really no need to pick a side and defend it at all costs, we can acknowledge the positive and negative things.

yogthos OP ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

but when I point out the cost of China’s flavour of government suddenly the US is a dictatorship?

I mean I linked you a whole bunch of western studies showing that people living in China see their country as being more democratic than people living in US see theirs. Furthermore, a study analyzing decades of US policy has found the following:

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/d42db85c-f0f2-4466-8127-282e6c4bf436.png

That certainly does sound like US is a dictatorship of capital to me where regular working class people have little say in the running of the system.

My argument is based on the empirical evidence available, meanwhile I have no idea what you base your position on.

gamermanh ,
@gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You’re on .ml talking with a tankie, homie, you’re not gonna find logic or reason in regards to that shit here

SSJMarx ,

an unplanned economy

a dictatorship

These ideas are not in nearly as much tension as you think. California is a bourgeois dictatorship (like all other capitalist nations), and the bourgeoisie require the government to forgo centrally planning the economy in order to maximize their exploitation of the people (and therefore profit margins).

ShinkanTrain ,

TIL Germany, Belgium, Austria, France and Portugal are authoritarian dictatorships

Aurenkin ,

Don’t forget Taiwan as well. They have HSR although to be fair it’s also a very small country.

SSJMarx ,

They are, but that’s not actually relevant to this discussion.

ReeSilva , in This looks like an awesome prequel
@ReeSilva@bolha.forum avatar

That’s not true because the bike is on the floor. A true F&F would present a fully anti gravity bike in the ceiling with guns enough to defeat all armies in the world and armor enough to handle three weeks of non-stop bombing

cmgvd3lw , in This looks like an awesome prequel

Runs in the family.

JordanZ , (edited ) in Bacon

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  • dependencyinjection ,

    It annoys me it doesn’t say the toaster

    Raiderkev ,

    They were writing it in cave man so the target audience would understand.

    mitchty ,

    Why use many word when few word do trick.

    Venator ,

    But that would be “Don’t cook Chicken in Toaster!”

    Raiderkev ,

    No cook bird in hot thing

    ulterno , in Bacon
    @ulterno@lemmy.kde.social avatar

    Just get a sandwich toaster.

    It browns better in general too and burns less.

    The only con being that it doesn’t let the moisture escape well enough (but that depends upon the model).

    ByteOnBikes ,

    You can’t flip a sandwich toaster sideways though.

    ulterno ,
    @ulterno@lemmy.kde.social avatar

    You I can and it doesn’t burn itself down (at least mine doesn’t).

    You just need something to hold it that way.

    Aurenkin , in My unfinished volumes

    Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson afterwards.

    • Vernon Law
    SwampYankee , in it makes me irrationally mad

    Okay, but only if these guys show up to arrest me.

    https://mander.xyz/pictrs/image/19cf91b7-593d-425a-a094-de4eeeb0b238.jpeg

    some_guy , in it makes me irrationally mad

    San Francisco needs this so much.

    perry ,
    @perry@lemy.lol avatar

    Kerala needs it too

    tkk13909 , in it makes me irrationally mad

    If you like: The death penalty for littering

    Then you should try: Saudi Arabia

    Cfrolich ,

    I think they’re onto something

    tkk13909 ,

    I really hope you’re joking

    Mischala ,

    Nono, they are on top of something.
    And that something is fucking massive oil reservoirs.

    fishos ,
    @fishos@lemmy.world avatar

    Or Singapore and chewing gum.

    UnderpantsWeevil ,
    @UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

    A country famous for its pristine wilderness and eco-friendly economy.

    altima_neo , in My unfinished volumes
    @altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

    The fact that the volumes are numbered out of a complete set means it’s finite.

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