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Fizz , in Stop he's already dead
@Fizz@lemmy.nz avatar

Apple isn’t losing here. Eu is forcing them to make better phones.

TimewornTraveler ,

Um, what? Apple makes shitty design decisions to manipulate their consumer base. These regulations prevent them from doing that. These regulations mean the consumers win. Apple still has branded braindead consumers, but at least they went be able to scam them on batteries headphones and chargers as easily.

pH3ra , in Stop he's already dead
@pH3ra@lemmy.ml avatar

DO MANDATORY 3.5mm JACK NOW

pH3ra ,
@pH3ra@lemmy.ml avatar

THE PERSON THAT DOWNVOTED THIS DESERVES THEIR AIRPODS TO RUN OUT OF BATTERY DURING A 12 HOUR FLIGHT SITTING NEXT TO A CHILD AND THEIR CHATTY NO-VAX-MAKING-MY-OWN-BREAD-LOOK-AT-THE-PICTURES-OF-MY-C-SECTION-DELIVERY MOTHER

Orygin ,

It takes 5 minutes at most to get another hour of playback from my headset. You do not need a headphone jack in this day an age, and I say this as an avid music listener. Also ANC won’t work if your battery is dead most of the time, so having a wired option is not that useful for your flight

pH3ra ,
@pH3ra@lemmy.ml avatar

IT TAKES 0 SECONDS TO HAVE ∞ HOURS OF PLAYBACK FOR MY HEADSET.
Talking seriously, I really hate that everything in this day and age has to come with a battery: it’s a useless waste of resources.
When you buy a good set of cabled earphones it will be good for life (I used my AudioTechnica M50 for more than 10 years and only had to change the cable once), wireless you’ll have to throw them away when the batteries will eventually die (in 3 years on average).
E-waste is a serious issue, if you want to go green, go cable <3

Rinesi ,

Okay so I go running quite often, no phone on me, just my watch (which is on my wrist) and my AirPods.

How does your setup work in my regard? Because I genuinely don’t see a way to go cabled for it without changing how I do things, and having a cable running to my watch is just stupid.

(I do use wired headphones whenever I’m at home because we all know it’s better at a fundamental level) but let’s be honest AirPods have their place.

pH3ra ,
@pH3ra@lemmy.ml avatar

Dude…

  1. Never said that bluetooth buds/earphones should be dismantled, please abandon this “if you have an argument for your thing it means you’re against my thing” mindset, it makes you sound dumb and you are not;
  2. Back in the 90’s joggers would run with huge-ass cassette walkmans powered by 4x AA batteries strapped on their shorts and hardly anyone popped an hernia or got strangled by the earphones: while we had great achievements in terms of electronics wearability, don’t let comfort be your cage.
narwhalperson ,

Nobody is implying that Bluetooth headphones are inherently bad, but just that the additional choice offered by a wired headphone option would be very useful.

bloubz ,

Why would you not use a usb-c headset?

AlexWIWA ,

3.5 works everywhere else and I prefer my headphones to work with my audio gear. The inflight entertainment on Delta uses 3.5 for example.

Holzkohlen ,

I’m with you. I still use my 3.5mm jack daily. I’ve got some cheap PC stereo speakers next to my bed, so I can listen to stuff to fall asleep to. They suck for music, but are just fine for audiobooks for instance.

Rai ,

I gotta say, I love my AirBuds sooooo much. I only use my nice cans on my computer anymore.

That’s a different use case though. Falling asleep with cheap speakers is a much better idea than big speakers… My partner and I leave shows or long VODs on to sleep, and even with the bass all the way down, sometimes I feel like it’s a bit distracting.

You’re onto something—I should snag us a pair of 2.0 speakers and just switch to those for sleep. Then we wouldn’t have to adjust the sub all the time.

Rakn ,

That’s why you carry two sets of Airpods on a 12 hour flight. /s

koorool , in Stop he's already dead

Something that I haven’t seen mentioned on this topic:

having a spare charged battery with you also have so much more sense than carrying a powerbank. No losses transferring power to phone, no excessive heat, MUCH lighter.

This is what we have for radios (walkie-talkies), drones, cameras, but not for phones, where we really need this.

Metaright , in Stop he's already dead
@Metaright@kbin.social avatar

I wish I lived in Europe.

koorool ,

Many european countries have great immigration laws and opportunities. Some companies will offer relocation assistance and reimbursment. It’s a challange, but it’s possible.

Just please leave your cars behind :)

Macaroni_ninja , in Stop he's already dead
@Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world avatar

EU has its many flaws but they pretty much doing their job in regards of consumer rights, human rights and protection of personal data.

Zyratoxx OP ,
@Zyratoxx@lemmy.world avatar

If we could only fix that veto issue… And the parliament issue… Someday hopefully :')

DmMacniel ,

Hungarian is against fixing the Veto Issue!

Zyratoxx OP ,
@Zyratoxx@lemmy.world avatar

I veto that

abcd ,

Viktor is it you?

Zyratoxx OP ,
@Zyratoxx@lemmy.world avatar

*Swears in hungarian

Chadus_Maximus ,
Zyratoxx OP ,
@Zyratoxx@lemmy.world avatar

If Article 17 (Upload filters) didn’t make it through I cannot see chat control making it (even tho I think we shouldn’t even let it get so far)

miss_brainfart ,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

The worst part about chat control is that they proposed it without having a single clue as to how this would be set up, let alone managed and controlled.

Them not being able to give clear answers to absolutley valid and fair questions just breaks more trust in their competence.

Anyway, next I’d like them to ban anything that can be considered factory new e-waste, like cheap usb fans that break after a month, or keychain speakers that don’t even sound good. There’s so many things in production that just don’t have any business existing.

Zyratoxx OP ,
@Zyratoxx@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, it was the same way with upload filters… Me and the boys were protesting, experts were saying it wouldn’t work yet the EU politicians kept being stubborn…

Yeah, I think they should ESPECIALLY ban these non refillable vape sticks… I mean, the batteries are practically unused yet it’s more or less useless after being emptied. And there’s always the refillable option. (No vapes would be best, get off that sh***)

fritz ,

Human rights? Lol I wish, frontex is just waiting to start shooting migrants at the borders

peachybuttcheek ,

Unpopular opinion: most migrants come to Europe from safe countries. We should absolutely 100% allow people who flee from war zones to take refuge in Europe. But most migrants who currently cross the border illegally are coming from places like Turkey or Morocco. Is there a war tearing these countries apart that I do not know about? I agree, asylum is a human right, but it’s just that: a right. It’s not an obligation. People abuse that right and then complain they’re not handed stuff on a silver plate.

If Europe went to war right now, like in the good old days, I’d flee to safety as well. No doubt about that. But I’d be happy to take refuge in the nearest safe country, not try to get into Canada illegally, just because I heard it’s a nice place to live.

fritz ,

Most people come from Turkey or Morocco? They might come from there but most of the asylum seekers nationality is not Turkish or Moroccan. Most asylum seekers are from Syria, Afghanistan, Iraq or poorer African nations. This changed year by year of course but that’s generally true. Also of course EU states have an obligation to respect human rights, it’s literally law in the European convention of human rights. A right implies an obligation by somebody else to honor that right. What does it matter if your home country is at war or not? If you can’t feed your family due to economic problems or climate change or whatever, it’s more than fair enough to get out of there.

Rachelhazideas ,

That’s not an unpopular opinion, that’s just a sheltered opinion. A few things you need to get out of your head:

  1. That so called ‘safe countries’ are safe for everyone. This doesn’t say anything about those countries, it only says how little you know about them.
  2. People seek asylum trivially and are choosy beggars for going to X country (doesn’t matter where, this kind of sentiment is always the same)
  3. Europe going to war was ‘the good old days’.
  4. That Europe isn’t at war right now
  5. The act of being born in a ‘safe country’ makes you more deserving of it than other human beings
WaterBottleOnAShelf , in Remove it, please

I’ve been in full corporate business leadership meetings where someone is sharing screen over zoom, but they have their PowerPoint windowed and one edge of it is slightly hanging off the side of the viewable screen.

What I’m saying is this sort of thing doesn’t go away after you finish school

__mk__ , in HP is the worst
@__mk__@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Who needs color anyway? A black laser printer is the way to go :)

HurlingDurling , in Isn’t it true?

It makes you a waiter waiter

Gormadt , in My Lemmy Experience Thus Far
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Think of it this way, the more furries that come over here the faster this place will develop given that it’s open source

We all know the tech sector basically functions due to furries

BCsven , in We survived.

It’s training for kids entering US schools

OberonSwanson , in Tell me a story?
@OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works avatar

On a cool, clear night (typical to Southern California) Warren G travels through his neighborhood, searching for women with whom he might initiate sexual intercourse. He has chosen to engage in this pursuit alone.

Nate Dogg, having just arrived in Long Beach, seeks Warren. Ironically, Nate passes a car full of women who are excited to see him. He insists to the women that there is no cause for excitement.

Warren makes a left at 21st Street and Lewis Ave, where he sees a group of young men enjoying a game of dice together. He parks his car and greets them. He is excited to find people to play with, but to his chagrin, he discovers they intend to relieve him of his material possessions. Once the hopeful thieves reveal their firearms, Warren realizes he is in a considerable predicament.

Meanwhile, Nate passes the women, as they are low on his list of priorities. His primary concern is locating Warren. After curtly casting away the strumpets (whose interest in Nate was such that they crashed their automobile), he serendipitously stumbles upon his friend, Warren G, being held up by the young miscreants.

Warren, unaware that Nate is surreptitiously observing the scene unfold, is in disbelief that he’s being robbed. The perpetrators have taken jewelry and a name brand designer watch from Warren, who is so incredulous that he asks what else the robbers intend to steal. This is most likely a rhetorical question.

Observing these unfortunate proceedings, Nate realizes that he may have to use his firearm to deliver his friend from harm.

The tension crescendos as the robbers point their guns to Warren’s head. Warren senses the gravity of his situation. He cannot believe the events unfolding could happen in his own neighborhood. As he imagines himself escaping in a surreal fashion, he catches a glimpse of his friend, Nate.

Nate has seventeen cartridges (sixteen residing in the pistol’s magazine, with a solitary round placed in the chamber and ready to be fired) to expend on the group of robbers. Afterward, he generously shares the credit for neutralizing the situation with Warren, though it is clear that Nate did all of the difficult work. Putting congratulations aside, Nate quickly reminds himself that he has committed multiple homicides to save Warren before letting his friend know that there are females nearby if he wishes to fornicate with them.

Warren recalls that it was the promise of copulation that coaxed him away from his previous activities, and is thankful that Nate knows a way to satisfy these urges. Nate quickly finds the women who earlier crashed their car on Nate’s account. He remarks to one that he is fond of her physical appeal. The woman, impressed by Nate’s singing ability, asks that he and Warren allow her and her friends to share transportation. Soon, both friends are driving with automobiles full of women to the East Side Motel, presumably to consummate their flirtation in an orgy.

The third verse is more expository, with Warren and Nate explaining their G Funk musical style. Warren displays his bravado by daring anyone to approach the style. There follows a brief discussion of the genre’s musicological features, with special care taken to point out that in said milieu the rhythm is not in fact the rhythm, as one might assume, but actually the bass. Similarly the bass serves a purpose closer to that which the treble would in more traditional musical forms. Nate displays his bravado by claiming that individuals with equivalent knowledge could not even attempt to approach his level of lyrical mastery. Nate goes on to note that if any third party smokes as he does, they would find themselves in a state of intoxication almost daily (from Nate’s other works, it can be inferred that the substance referenced is marijuana). Nate concludes his delineation of the night by issuing a threat to “busters,” suggesting that he and Warren will further “regulate” any potential incidents in the future (presumably by engaging their antagonists with small arms fire).

MJKee9 ,

Well put. Top drawer I say!

OberonSwanson ,
@OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works avatar

Tip of my top-hat to you as well.

JiraiyaIsNoLyah ,

Is there a community dedicated to doing this?

OberonSwanson ,
@OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works avatar

I really wish there was.

dingus ,
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

Sadly, I think this is no longer on Wikipedia. One of the oldest copypastas.

OberonSwanson ,
@OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works avatar

It should’ve stayed up on the Wiki, but always assumed it was a copyright issue claim.

EmoDuck , in Thank you for your service

And they did all of this while being a bunch of plankton inside a dead girl

odium ,

Sometimes it takes a bunch of real aquatic microorganisms to be best girl

fugepe , in HP is the worst

My Brother monochromatic printing ~3000 pages per cartridge going brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Addfwyn , in Reddit refugees complaining that there's too much NSFW content and communism in their Lemmy feeds

People on lemmy.ml thinking we just really enjoy Mali.

It’s actually been super refreshing to, generally, be able to say I am a Marxist-Leninist and not immediately get downvoted into oblivion. There are still some of the kneejerk reactions to the CPC, but even then people seem more willing to engage on good-faith even with disagreements.

Rinox ,

be able to say I am a Marxist-Leninist

CPC

I think those two things are not the same and quite incompatible. Modern China is a capitalist hellscape, certainly not the communist utopia Marx had in mind. They have one of the highest levels of wealth disparity in the world and the highest number of billionaires, even more than the US.

I fully believe that Marx would be horrified if he saw modern China.

EchoCT ,

Theres is a lot of nuance to that argument. Even Marx agreed that a capital stage is a necessary step on the way to communism. That’s the whole dialect part of dialect materialism. Each step of the ladder has to be walked through and past as it becomes obsolete.

Rinox ,

I think he meant that it was necessary when going from a capitalist society to a communist society. China went from a rural society to a communist society to a capitalist society.

To be honest, nothing against that, it’s obvious to me that communism as applied by the USSR or Mao or the Kims does not really work and the people really suffered for that, but if you do believe in the communist tenants, then China and Russia are as far away from that as you can possibly get.

LetThereBeR0ck , in Since we’re posting cat memes

Oh so we're already doing boomer memes huh

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