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halferect , in Biden admits to taking drugs before the debate.

The whole malarkey shit they are trying to push like it’s a great image is so fucking dumb, it would be cute if my grandpa in hospice said it but it’s fucking incredibly out of touch when the president of the United states says it.

Wilzax ,

They can’t deny that he’s older than dirt, might as well lean into the cuter parts about that fact

Iheartcheese OP ,
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When do we start fetishizing his cute wittle ear hair

Mediocre_Bard ,

When I thread it between my gleaming moist teeth.

Snailpope , in Queen's Gambit

God save the queen

expatriado ,

that’s how you get zombies

manucode ,
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With their tanks and their bombs

DmMacniel ,
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and their guns

MeatPilot ,
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All the other kids with the pumped-up kicks

vzq ,

… and my axe!

uis ,

Axeidents can happen

hakunawazo ,

in your head

manucode ,
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The fascist regime!
We love our Queeeen

velox_vulnus , (edited ) in Queen's Gambit

The only direction she looks nice in is 6 feet deep. Fuck this birch her Majesty.

jabathekek , (edited )
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Are you sure you’re not thinking of Margaret Thatcher? I mean ones an old white fascist lady and the other… wait-

Cosmonauticus ,

Well Thatcher’s family didn’t profit off slavery and colonialism. At least directly…

ProstheticBrain ,

So, you’re in favour after Thatcher then? Because you make it sound like a direct competition.

Cosmonauticus ,

I mean it’s a competition like finding which turd has the most worms in it. Either way you’re studying a piece of shit

ProstheticBrain ,

Or you really like studying worms. But that would be whataboutism wouldn’t it?

Cosmonauticus ,

Ok I have no clue what you’re arguing for or against.

bruhduh ,
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He just awkwardly trying to bait you into conflict

trashxeos ,

I’m arguing for pissing on both of their graves and having a fun time doing it.

jabathekek ,
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In any case it’s Neo-Liberals, all the way down. *shudders

frightful_hobgoblin , in Debate this!

So original

Xantar , in Landsknecht Energy!!!

The worst part of it is that it worked.

thisfro , in Debate this!

In contrast to the other two dudes, bernie never gets old

tenchiken ,

He doesn’t get older, just more and more apparent he was right this whole time

eldavi , (edited )

he also has a front seat view to this country’s rightward shift and i wonder how frustrating it is to be so close to the levers of power to stop it; but to be blocked both your adversaries and your allies each time you try to reach for them.

Cowbee , in Debate this!
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Here’s how Bernie can still win

PunnyName , in It takes a community

So destroy most of his body, give him a ton of high end cybernetic enhancements, and let him run through the streets of Detroit. You know, as a treat!

DmMacniel ,
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He never asked for this.

Cosmonauticus ,

I did

SnotFlickerman , in Debate this!
flambonkscious ,

Holy shit, is that the actual sauce? I had no idea about where this came from!

jabathekek , in It takes a community
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At least he has all those thots to choose from.

jabathekek , in Queen's Gambit
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The bishop is safe… for now.

troglodytis ,

And now, forever

jabathekek ,
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Until a new pawn is born.

menemen ,
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Hmm. New version of chess?

Thteven , in Debate this!
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Get out of my head!

SnotFlickerman ,
ouRKaoS , in Murderous Intent

Should go full YOLO and put carpet like that on witches stairs

ace_garp , in Murderous Intent
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Most frequently used handrail in town.

SleepyPie , in Debate this!

Non-American here, is it too late for him to be the Democrat candidate in the upcoming election?

Liz ,

Technically no, but it’ll never happen.

The way the parties nominate candidates for president is an absolute mess, but the nominations aren’t official until the parties hold a closed convention with delegates who vote for candidates to be the nominee. Back in the day these delegates used to actually be the people who decided who got nominated. These days they’re more like a ceremonial role, with a lot of them (I think) being required to vote in line with the way people voted in their state’s primary.

Anyway, I’d have to look it up to be 100% sure, but I’m pretty sure enough delegates have some kind of autonomy that it’s possible they could nominate someone other than Biden. Who they would end up agreeing on…? Heck if I know.

TropicalDingdong ,

Yeah. Supreme court ruled that political parties post-2016 are private clubs that can do whatever the fuck they want (Supreme Courts ruling on DNC’s ratfucking of Bernie).

Afaict from DNC rules , Biden needs to release his delegates for the first rounds of voting; from there it would proceed like any convention prior to 1976.

Honestly, it would be a great thing for the Democrats to do this. All of a sudden people would really fucking care about the election.

Furball ,

I doubt Bernie himself will but technically it’s not too late. The Democratic national convention hasn’t happened yet and after the debate there’s been a renewed push to pick someone else

AngryCommieKender ,

Good FSM, I wish. It’s not technically impossible, just functionally, and systemically, impossible.

octopus_ink ,

Our Democrats would never let him win, and that’s before you even get to the Republicans. Republican heads might actually explode if we elected a progressive who dared to call themselves a Democratic Socialist.

Meanwhile, Democrats are also crushed under the thumb of all the money big business pours into bribery lobbying, and they have already made it clear twice that they won’t let him get on the ballot.

We’ll never get progressive policies or a progressive president unless the progressives infiltrate D to the extent maga has infiltrated R.

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