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Cobrachickenwing , in Scrubs is pretty good

Bitchslap Barbie from Connecticut.

stu , in 🙃😵💀
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Aside from being tone deaf, I think this is bad advice. Common breakfast foods are fairly cheap comparatively and I’m pretty sure most nutritionists recommend eating something for breakfast to kickstart your metabolism. If I were skipping/reducing a meal, it would be lunch.

JohnDClay ,

Hmm, lunch sandwiches are also pretty cheap compared to supper, maybe have lunch for supper then instead?

UnverifiedAPK ,

Well that would just make supper dinner then wouldn’t it?

gornar ,
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I don’t think they know about supperdinninses, Pip!

Reverendender ,
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Have you seen the cost of deli meat lately?

ikidd ,
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Gluconeogenesis does that well enough.

Plenty of people don’t eat breakfast. I’ll be nauseous for the rest of the day if I have anything before noon.

TheRealKuni ,

I’m the other way around, due to some of the medication I take. Gotta eat with it or I’ll have terrible stomach pains all morning.

FinalRemix ,

Sumaglutide?

TheRealKuni ,

lol nah, a medication I’ve been taking most of my life that angers an empty stomach.

My doctor is making me do weight loss (and diabetes avoidance) the natural way, unfortunately.

Ubermeisters ,

Did I just find my people? I thought I was alone. Do I need to look that word up now fuck

ikidd ,
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It’s basically your liver (and kidneys) pushing glucose into your bloodstream when you wake up. It’s common across nearly all animals. It seems like if your body gets used to not having food first thing, the morning response becomes stronger, and your body takes longer to shift to glucolysis. Which might explain the nausea part if you aren’t used to eating first thing.

I stopped eating breakfast when I left home, so I’m pretty locked in to 2 or even 1 meal a day since I can’t be arsed to waste time eating at lunchtime most days anyway. I make up for it with coffee.

Ubermeisters ,

Deployment did it for me :( I don’t mind but when I get hungry for lunch now, it’s a more severe hunger.

Jamie ,
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I only eat one real meal a day and supplement with light snacks and plenty of fluids. As long as that one meal is something of substance and not say, a ramen packet or something like that, I feel pretty good. There are people that do one meal a day with no other food intake at all, too, but that’s a bit low for me.

Reverendender ,
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Wait, my condition has a name?

Holzkohlen ,

Best I can do is add some more milk to my coffee.

joneskind , in Guess who is not watching 'Castlevania'.
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Guess who is a useless POS?

ArcticLynx ,

tell me

joneskind ,
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Read the title

rockerface , in I'm looking at you, Mrs Incredible.

sigh bapanada

ratman150 , in Sly Cooper and the Gladius Raccoonus

TBF sly and the gang worked for themselves with their own interests.

GreenMario , in Shit

Careful, Simpsons has gotten prophecy right way too many times.

Ignacio , in That one cuts deep.

"As he was leaving his shattered dream back with tears on his face, she was staring at the window, with a glance as cold as a glacier, thinking about the okness of his meme."

Haha , in 🙃😵💀

Maybe I should get more money and live a normal life yea?

collegefurtrader ,

Have you tried not being poor?

Haha ,

I try one day then I’m poor again.

Cyberwitch_7493 , in 🙃😵💀
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Maybe fuck that, the stores should take a hit so we can eat.

Reverendender ,
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Like, why even have a government, if it can’t feed, clothe, and house the people? Shouldn’t that be priority #1?

Cyberwitch_7493 ,
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I agree 100%

Reverendender ,
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Cool, maybe we can start a club or something

JackbyDev , in I mean, alcohol is bad at its taste

A false dichotomy created by pop culture to divide teenagers into cliques.

Flyberius ,
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Yeah, I mean I did plenty of both.

MammyWhammy ,

And have felt super cool and like a total loser doing both.

Flyberius ,
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Hell yeah.

zifnab25 ,

Imagine not cracking a beer while playing Vidya Games.

Echo71Niner , in 🙃😵💀
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No funds? Have you considered refraining from eating as a means of saving money?

Spaghetti_Hitchens ,

Think of all the weight you can lose while saving money!

BonesOfTheMoon , in 🙃😵💀

“If you want to save money, give up your avocados and lattes. Move into a large beer cooler and make soup out of fallen leaves”-Wall Street Journal’s advice next probably.

Dirk , in I mean, alcohol is bad at its taste
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I really don’t care about party-goers.

Anamana ,

How about internet party goers

Engywuck ,

And how about lan-party goers?

FrostyCaveman ,

Drunken LAN parties. Ahh, those were the days

superduperenigma , in I mean, alcohol is bad at its taste

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    1. The dutch.
    OrangeXarot ,
    1. your mom
    guyrocket ,
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    Lol. I can't decide which is funnier: The dutch or your mom.

    Are there Dutch yo momma jokes?

    Norgur ,

    I/O Error: Unexpected EOF

    hierophant_nihilant , in Yummy pharma

    Larry, somebody shat in your pants and, spoiler alert, it is you

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