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harmonea , in Hydrox are actually pretty good
@harmonea@kbin.social avatar

Did you just call Hydrox an Oreo knockoff

My dude, the better-entrenched brand is not always the original.

X3N0T1CT OP ,
@X3N0T1CT@thelemmy.club avatar

No I did not, it was just a comment on their superior flavor profile. Sorry if it came out wrong, English isn’t my first language.

harmonea ,
@harmonea@kbin.social avatar

It's a context thing, not a language thing. People will usually assume your title (hydrox) has something to do with the thing you posted (oreo knockoffs).

X3N0T1CT OP ,
@X3N0T1CT@thelemmy.club avatar

I’m also bad at context

Kokanee08 ,

Context is also not my first language

ArtisinalBS ,

Context is my first language!
People don’t think it be like it Is, but it do.

VikingHippie ,

See also: sarcasm, nonverbal social clues and tennis.

aplomBomb ,

Well it’s no wonder Oreo took over, who wants to eat cookies that sound like a cleaning detergent?

It’s either that or your grandma’s biscuits that help her poop.

P.S. Not trying to attack you, just always wondered why anyone would choose HYDROX(it sounds like a fucking poison, right? am i the only one? WHAT IS GOING ON??) AS THE NAME OF THEIR GOD DAMN COOKIE!!!11!!!

Blastasaurus ,

Yeh I fully agree. Horrible branding.

xx3r ,

Hydrox could be a detergent, medicine, plumbing brand, pet supplument, video game boss, maybe even a sports drink but NOT a freaking cookie.

PraiseTheSoup ,

I lost it at “video game boss” but honestly you’re spot on with all of these.

PsychedSy ,

You’ve never grabbed a bottle of fabuloso to wet your whistle?

DracEULA ,

Newman-o’s is the superior cream filled sandwich cookie.

ZorakOfThatMagnitude , in Keep it simple

The ol mnemonic my German professor taught me about remembering the German articles:
Rese
Nese
Merman
Sister Sister

PraiseTheSoup ,

I took several years of German in highschool and in college and this doesn’t make any sense to me. Explain please?

tiredofsametab ,

Last letter of definite article endings deR diE daS diE etc.

burningmatches ,

It’s a way to remember the case endings.

PotjiePig ,

Not op but I have a hunch,

The mnemonic is to remember the differences,

DeR - Rese

deN - Nese

DeM deM - MerMan

deS deS - Sister Sister.

kuberoot ,

If you look at the image, you get, for example:

deR diE daS diE

The third and fourth like don’t match up as nicely, but I think it’s specifically the endings for each

Psythik , in Pathetic

Grab your slice already and close the damn box! You letting all the heat escape!

Saik0Shinigami , in Alabama Slamma
@Saik0Shinigami@lemmy.saik0.com avatar

While the patent calls the design a folding chair, this is not the same design that OP adds into this image. This is designed for churches, the legs are fixed and do not fold. The seat portion folds up, the back of the chair has a fold down portion to hold a book (presumably for hymns or just to hold a bible.

This would be a lot more akin to theater seating… or stadium seating.

argv_minus_one , in Really Tired of Everything Having Subscriptions

That’s not true of taxes in general—you only get taxed on income if you make income, for example—but property taxes certainly do feel like a subscription fee, because unlike other taxes, money doesn’t have to change hands in order for you to owe property tax.

loz , in So happy this is something we left behind (mostly)

I also choose this guy’s dead complaints.

Andrew15_5 , in Accurate
@Andrew15_5@mander.xyz avatar

Dammit! How dare you expose me like that!?

PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS , in Pathetic
@PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net avatar

Wow this is so epic. You win the Internet gentlesir

TIEPilot , in Out of sight, out of mind

Chin-Chin can get around that…

/God bless Francis of the Filth!

sweeny ,

Who the heck is that? I thought this was a meme of world famous pop sensation Joji who definitely never made edgy 2010s YouTube videos

TIEPilot ,

Those videos were so stupid and hilarious.

“Hey boss, can I have the pussi now?”

argv_minus_one , in Sometimes I bring mine when traveling.

You and your hotel both use books as towels?

electriccars OP ,

Yes

A7thStone , in So happy this is something we left behind (mostly)

I also choose this guys wife.

notenoughbutter ,

Fuck around and find out!

ComradeKeen , in Alabama Slamma
UlyssesT , in Pathetic

When a grown-ass man is mangry from all of those emotional and feminine distractions that took away from epic freeze-gamer time, after he endured the emasculating humiliation of being seen buying feminine care products when the wife was too morning sick to get them herself grill-broke , the logical thing to do is to renew that man card with le epic processed meat product, with sufficient mantastic ingredients to trigger the vegans. congratulations

MermaidsGarden , in Hydrox are actually pretty good
@MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world avatar

Gonad Vortex double filled Bust-os

Ohhhh yeah baby!

phaeton83 , in Build up to the greatest hits

Can we please not bring needless self censorship here? It’s bad enough on reddit.

z3n0x ,
@z3n0x@feddit.de avatar

Will no one think of the aDVerTiSeRS?

keefshape , (edited )

This right here is what echoes through my brain through decades of advertisers becoming ‘the backbone of the internet’.

Like really, take a step back. Whose platform are you co-opting?!

Internet existed before advertisers (on the internet). Period. Hard stop.

I will even edit it a Furthermore! here. Diatribe style!

The people making the posts and comments are the platform. The platform has shown it is mutable, and goes where it thrives best. It has always been this way since the dawn of dialup. 🤜

Kaped ,

Only the am*ricans do it

salient_one ,
@salient_one@lemmy.villa-straylight.social avatar

It’s even more annoying because it’s done in such a half-assed manner.

cyclohexane ,

Chances are this was done before it reached lemmy, because other platforms (notably Facebook) will give you trouble otherwise.

notepass ,

We should still point it out to not give other users the idea that it would be required.

cyclohexane ,

Users should read the rules. If you had to point out everything someone may possibly assume, first of all that’s impossible, and second of all you’d run out of characters. This censorship is harmless, and sometimes can be funny.

ubermeisters ,
@ubermeisters@lemmy.world avatar

Masterbate*

SEX*

Fixed those for ya

mozingo ,

Masturbate* Fixed that for you

ubermeisters ,
@ubermeisters@lemmy.world avatar

Thank you gracious scholar

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