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UlyssesT ,

When a grown-ass man is mangry from all of those emotional and feminine distractions that took away from epic freeze-gamer time, after he endured the emasculating humiliation of being seen buying feminine care products when the wife was too morning sick to get them herself grill-broke , the logical thing to do is to renew that man card with le epic processed meat product, with sufficient mantastic ingredients to trigger the vegans. congratulations

PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS ,
@PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net avatar

Wow this is so epic. You win the Internet gentlesir

Psythik ,

Grab your slice already and close the damn box! You letting all the heat escape!

rDrDr ,

About damn time too. She got the tip 9 months ago.

wheeldawg ,

Someone explain why thin pizzas are cut like this instead of slices.

S_204 ,

Because the crust isn’t strong enough to hold the typical sized triangle…

DrZoidberg ,
@DrZoidberg@sh.itjust.works avatar

Looks like Domino’s, and Domino’s is not real pizza.

TheGiantKorean ,
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

The woman’s been baking a bun in her oven for 9 months, for god’s sake.

Hupf ,

Looks like she’s down for delivery as well

Cold_Brew_Enema ,

Nice

rDrDr ,

About damn time too. She got the tip 9 months ago.

JonnyQuest ,

He was supposed to get to the delivery room. Not get delivery to the room. Tsk tsk tsk

dreadedsemi ,

And she brought a guest to share the pizza.

30isthenew29 ,

‘Settle’

AndreyAsimow ,
@AndreyAsimow@lemmy.world avatar

No one understands the struggling men

bentsea ,

After he was done eating she even made him throw away his own paper plates. So inconsiderate.

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