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Soolonkivi , in same for menstrual cramps

Taking painkillers is kind of like closing the doors of the control room as the captain of a sub and driving onwards when there’s a fire onboard.

Underwaterbob , in Jeff's magic money machine

Sleep with pornstar. Excessive hush money. Boom!

Frozengyro ,

I think most of us would get paid to keep things quiet. I’m not important enough for hush money.

Underwaterbob ,

Ahh, but with a billion, you would be important enough.

brucethemoose , in Gen Alpha will elect MrBeast president and there's nothing you can do to stop it

I really wonder what would happen if, say, Taylor Swift or MrBeast actually ran for president.

Who could compete with that? You can say the parties would try to oust them, but look how that worked out for Trump, and he had far less name recognition back then.

AineLasagna ,
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I would love to think that people wouldn’t just vote based on who they recognize most from TV but here we are

Phoenix3875 ,

Well, that already happened for Reagan and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Kyrgizion ,

At least one of those two was actually competent at his job.

dubyakay ,

Schwarzi?

Dudewitbow ,

the advtage they have is that they wouldnt be able to be easily be influenced by money, because well, they have a lot already. it would probably be the main reason why neither poltical party would want them to run, because they wouldnt be able to be controlled as easily. a lot of powerful people would not want a populist to gain control.

kautau ,

More likely though, they would just pass the reigns after a day or a week or something. Being a President is exhausting, your daily schedule is constantly meeting and travelling nearly all the time. Even the presidents who would go golfing and the like were signing off on stuff and answering urgent phone calls.

Arbiter ,

You would think that, but there is never “enough” money for the wealthy.

pennomi ,

Rich people are counterintuitively more susceptible to bribery.

halloween_spookster , in Jeff's magic money machine

Can I buy 100MM in gold?

fossilesque , in Gen Alpha will elect MrBeast president and there's nothing you can do to stop it

I’ll take an effective altruist, even though they’re quite shit, over the current lot of lizard people politicians.

FenrirIII , in If humans died off, some dog breeds would as well
@FenrirIII@lemmy.world avatar

Some dog breeds need to end.

scarilog , in Windows 7's sample music unironically slapped so hard

Wow this brings back memories, I think one of the tracks here was included with Windows 7.

HotWheelsVroom OP ,

Yep! That was Kalimba.

Rhynoplaz , in Gen Alpha will elect MrBeast president and there's nothing you can do to stop it

Meh, could do worse.

supertrucker , in Gen Alpha will elect MrBeast president and there's nothing you can do to stop it

Forget packing, to get 100 justices in there, you’ll need crowbar and and a 55 gallon drum of asteoglide

supertrucker , in Jeff's magic money machine

Quickie marriage with a $100 million prenup

GreyEyedGhost ,

Then rail the maid of honor on the wedding cake table. Time’s a wasting!

Cowbee , in Gen Alpha will elect MrBeast president and there's nothing you can do to stop it
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I hate that this is true, plus he’s already said he would “take the best of the left and the best of the right” as some nonsense enlightened centrist candidate…

ryannathans ,

What’s wrong with that?

Cowbee ,
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It’s centrist nonsense, if someone says a waterfall flows downstream and someone else says the waterfall flows upstream, that doesn’t mean the waterfall is stagnant, or that the person who said it flows upstream has a good point.

The left and right aren’t arbitrary collections of disorganized and incoherent positions you can combine ad-hoc.

SchmidtGenetics ,

Your comment makes it seem like there can only be two sides, that’s the entire issue with the US democracy from an outsider, where’s the other parties? Why only two, and why are you defending that there should be only two on divided lines?

Cowbee ,
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I’m not talking about parties.

Mr_Fish , in Jeff's magic money machine

Does it need to be net spending, or can I just buy and sell things really fast?

DigiDemiFiend , in Jeff's magic money machine

Does a Gacha count as gambling? I’m still missing some ZZZ Agents and some Nikkes

massive_bereavement , in If humans died off, some dog breeds would as well

Most will. In wild dog packs, puppy survivability is around 5%. In comparison with their the closest relative, the gray wolf's puppies have a 91 ~ 95% chance of surviving.

garbagebagel , in Jeff's magic money machine

Can I do the lobbying thing to get a nice human rights or climate law passed or is 100M still too poor for that

ryannathans ,

That sounds like gifting

trslim ,

I think it would officially be lobbying, or, in laymans terms, bribery.

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