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KSPAtlas , in I don't need it... 👀
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

If it gets people to stop using Reddit, it works

HiddenLayer5 , in Only Composite Kids Will Get It

Pretty sure Van Gogh wasn’t deaf in that ear though.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

His GF could whisper in his ear all the way from across town.

jaamesbaxterr ,

I’m viewing this through the Liftoff app and your username has big block letters and a blue circle for the O but looks normal when viewed from other apps. Is that some customization you can do that only shows up if an app supports it?

KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX ,
@KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml avatar

I think in your user profile settings, you can set a separate display name. Then it’s up to the client on how to render your username/displayname.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

It’s Unicode and emojis in the display name. Some instances don’t have a display name, just the username.

jscummy ,

I think it might be the opposite, our ears direct and funnel sound

Son_of_dad ,

Things probably sounded weird there though. Lots of whooshing.

FarFarAway ,

Definitely. A piercing in my conch, was enough to give me some mildly annoying tinnitus for years.

Can’t imagine if my ear was just…gone.

Mr_Blott ,

Weird that your vagina would do that

FarFarAway ,

Conch you fool, not cootch…jeeze , lol

Hyperi0n ,

He only took off a small portion of his ear.

FarFarAway ,

Well then that’s not so bad. I mean it still will change the way you hear, but definitely not as drastic.

I was always under the impression he had like at least 3/4 of the ear gone. Lame.

TIL

fidodo ,

I think y’all are nitpicking this joke too hard

Zerush , in It’s going okay, so far 🤞🤞
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

They can’t fuck off the fediverse, only their own instances. That is the advantage of decentralized networks.

Static_Rocket ,
@Static_Rocket@lemmy.world avatar

Eh, they could still do the scummy shit Apple and Google were doing to each other with SMS. Start encoding “extra features” in the standard messages and pushing that garbage out to the rest of the network. Or hit it with a 51% attack and scramble everything that can’t defederate fast enough. Still problematic.

Zerush , (edited )
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

I think that 51% of the fediverese even for Google is too complicated, even if he gets such a large instance, it’s in the fediverse only one more and it can easy be blocked and excludet by any other instance (several thousend), as it also ocurres with some Nazi instances (Gab and others). Although some instances are small,chow does Google intend to control the instance that a guy has created for him and his friends on his own server? it is in the nature of this decentralized system, self-hosted in private servers, that it cannot be controlled as a whole by a single entity, as is done in traditional monolithic social networks, such as Reddit, X, Meta, . …it’s like trying to eat a broth with a fork- There are already many instances created by corporations, companies, official and gov sites, NASA, ESA, informations media and journalists in the fediverse, coming from all over the world and all hosted on their own servers. It only stands to reason that they’re going to tell Google to hell if it try to take control of them. Google has a lot of servers, but can only control these, but not others.

Static_Rocket ,
@Static_Rocket@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not betting on the 51%, but it’s still on the table. I’m more convinced they’ll start throwing garbage over the protocol and uninformed users will migrate to instances that support that garbage because of peer pressure, features, or just wanting to get rid of the encoded messages. It’ll turn into the green chat bubble argument with some people feeling their instance is superior in the way it deals with it.

Loulou ,

They can fuck off, but not so easily fuck up the fediverse!

WarmSoda , in Only Composite Kids Will Get It

Channel 03 gang represent!

son_named_bort ,

Screw channel 3, channel 4 is where it’s at.

WarmSoda ,

Oh, it’s on. I bet you had a Sega. Pfft

SulaymanF , in vape nation

Is that Kyle Rittenhouse?

xantoxis ,

yep. why are we using that shitstain for memes?

SulaymanF ,

I’m guessing he’s the new replacement for Scumbag Steve?

xerazal , in Google taught me it's OK to be evil

This is what neoliberalism does. It privatizes everything, including the individual. Everyone is a product. Everyone has a “brand”.

traveler01 ,

Had to come the commie of the area 😅

Money doesn’t fall from trees, if you’re not paying a service they must be making money from somewhere else.

JungleJim ,

Why’s everything gotta be about money? Good things happen without it. Rain falls, feeds a fruit tree, makes a fruit, I eat it, poop out the seeds, new fruit tree grows. Money doesn’t fall from trees, but I can’t eat money.

The whole system is poorly prioritized to protect people’s things instead of people. Even then it does a poor job and only protects the things that belong to those with the most things. It’s not even about those people, just their wealth, because if somebody else got their wealth no one would care about them anymore.

I don’t care about communists or capitalists or any ists you can name. To hell with Mao and Thatcher and Lenin and Reagan and Trump and Biden. Fuck em. My question is why can we always find money for war, and for rich people to do stupid shit, but never enough for health care, or food for hungry children, or anything like that. Fuck anybody okay with hungry babies.

nilloc ,

Eating and apple and pooping out the seeds might grow new trees, but none of those trees are likely to make apples like you ate.

Money is a convenient way to trade your work or skills for someone else’s. Like the guy who grafts apple tree scions together to make the apples that taste good grow in their orchard.

Now when the guy who knows how to grow hood apple trees decides he doesn’t want to compete against anybody else’s apples and squashes them, we have problems, and need rules to keep that from happening.

TeenieBopper ,

I like how you equated money as a goal to money as a tool and that because the latter is a good idea then the first one must also be a good idea.

JungleJim ,

I found this list of true-to-seed fruits and vegetables I thought you might find interesting. I found it on The Spruce.

Certain heirloom apples, such as Antonovka

Polyembryonic mango seeds

Lemon

Lime

Orange

Peach

Papaya

Apricot

Nectarine

Heirloom tomatoes

There are tons of other heirloom vegetables, I don’t know why they only mentioned tomatoes on their list but yeah.

norawibb ,
@norawibb@sh.itjust.works avatar

haha silly commie. if there’s no money, where you gonna get your money?

Milk_SDF_Possum ,
@Milk_SDF_Possum@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Right liberalism is about individual rights, economic freedom and freedom in general. Left-wing countries will give big tech more power cause they’ll have advantages over other companies and groups cause they have the money to pay for unnecessary laws that the left likes and they’ll be friends with the government. In countries even more on the left the problem will be the same but added that you won’t have any economic freedom and individual rights, small groups and companies will most likely not exist or die in the minute they’re created and you won’t be able to support them cause you basically doesn’t own your own money and the money will he spent on useless taxes that you supported. Your ideas give big tech power, you’re not the resistance but the perpetrator. Big techs have grown more and more as the world has become more leftist and you insist in not noticing the base of your mentality is helping big tech.

Loulou ,

Wow man, bet you think it’s the LGBTs fault too and that the EU is some leftist place with less freedom than the US.

Travel a bit, helps heaps for people like you, I mean if your freedom includes stuff like holidays…

Hadriscus ,

Travel a bit, helps heaps for people like you, I mean if your freedom includes stuff like holidays…

ouch, right in the freedom 😁

HumanBehaviorByBjork ,
@HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net avatar

Right wing countries do this. What do you think South Korea is? “Economic freedom,” is freedom commensurate with economic power, which means freedom for people with money, and “personal responsibility” for people without. The opposite of government regulation of business is corporate domination of government. You’re conflating these opposites to falsely align organized labor with “big business.” The entire right-libertarian political project is a smokescreen for the Kochs and their economic class to baffle morons into thinking the policies they want benefit the little guy.

Milk_SDF_Possum ,
@Milk_SDF_Possum@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

A company can only thrive above all others without good products is if it has support from the government or is a company owned by the government, right-wings want to reduce the State as much as possible while the left often wants to give the State more power. I don’t know how you think people having control of their money instead of giving it to the government for them to do whatever they want is some conspiracy by the corporations but you must note that the last thing a big company wants is that the people have choices and control over their own money, they want people to be babysitted by the government and that they’re their own choices. We act with the principle that anyone can be bad and the power can corrupt people so we work for the power to never be concentrated in the hand of one person or group.

HumanBehaviorByBjork ,
@HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net avatar

You’re right, True Capitalism has just never been tried!

Milk_SDF_Possum ,
@Milk_SDF_Possum@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

We already live in a true capitalist society but it’s fastly leaning to the the left. People were happier in the past and capitalism was full on its tracks and countries were more conservative.

HumanBehaviorByBjork , (edited )
@HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net avatar

are you talking about the years of economic prosperity in North America after the New Deal, the end of the second world war, and the establishment of the United Nations? are those the small government policies that created “real capitalism”? or are you talking about the decline and destruction of global communism at the hands of the Reaganite social order that immediately preceded a half century of malaise and the destruction of the working class? this conversation cannot produce anything for you if you cannot come to the realization. don’t wince. open your eyes and turn your head to the mirror, stupid american. the corn syrup teeth rotting out of your head are the reward they gave you for winning.

Milk_SDF_Possum ,
@Milk_SDF_Possum@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

You like mental gymnastics.

HumanBehaviorByBjork ,
@HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net avatar

you like gargling my balls

Milk_SDF_Possum ,
@Milk_SDF_Possum@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Any/Undecided.

Milk_SDF_Possum ,
@Milk_SDF_Possum@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I really wish to know how people having total control over their lives is some evil capitalism conspiracy.

stevehobbes , in vape nation

I get it, but see Kyle rittenhouse, downvote Kyle rittenhouse.

Zerush , in New T.O.S. just dropped
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

The most used lie is “I’ve read the TOS and PP” before clicking in “Accept”, the biggest joke is the sentence with which start every PP “Your privacy is very important for us”.

Kolanaki , in I don't need it... 👀
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

With how long it’s taking to have something to download, Boost is either gonna be left behind or will be the best app ever that was worth the wait.

serverjota , in Ad blockers are a must

Is this something that will only affect Google Chrome or other chromium based browsers immediately? I’m on Firefox already but the change isn’t so appealing to friends who are on Google Chrome.

yogthos OP ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

The concern with WEI proposal is that it’s going to be server enforced. Basically, the server will require browsers to be signed and will refuse to talk to ones it doesn’t recognize the signature for. This will mean that you’ll only be able to talk to such servers using a browser that’s approved by whoever distributes these certs. This is a great explanation of the whole scheme.

wewbull ,

So we need some brave people to put tests on their server and block anyone using a client that responds to this authentication.

Sadly, for most people, there’s no site that isn’t run by a FANG that they know exists. Maybe we need to put the blocks in Apache and nginx instead.

EatMyDick , in The best way to sort posts

I swap between top 24/12/6 depending on how long I’m away.

6 gets shitty because you start getting the random porn pretty quickly.

narc0tic_bird , in It’s going okay, so far 🤞🤞

I can see a world where when the Fediverse/Lemmy grows more, a big corporation buys out the top 10 (or whatever) Lemmy instances, combines them and defederates from all other instances. Add a new frontend, a shitty app, and run ads and et voilà.

The majority of users (“normies”) won’t switch instances and so the cycle repeats.

Sphks ,
@Sphks@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You are right. That’s awful. Be right back, making my own instance and trying get it into the top ten ones.

Bavznsj716 , in When someone makes a crude joke on the internet

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  • fsxylo ,

    The extreme right and I disagree on whether I should live, just a casual difference of opinion.

    Or… no. Fuck that, fuck them, and fuck you?! Let’s go with option 2.

    adriaan ,

    That’s just like, their opinion man

    Eleazar ,

    The extreme right and I disagree on whether I should live

    The issue is that never actually happens and is a completely fictitious argument.

    fsxylo ,

    Who are you lying to?

    Rozauhtuno ,
    @Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Yes, let’s tolerate any kind of intolerance. What could possibly go wrong? 🤡

    hungryphrog ,

    Remember when the nazis stopped genociding people when they were asked to stop being mean? Like, apparently the existence of some groups is something we can “agree to disagree” on.

    gunnm ,

    It’s free speech if it fits my narrow view!.

    AstralPath , in vape nation

    c/thathappened

    TIEPilot , in It was a simpler time...

    I had one of those Sidekicks!

    WarmSoda ,

    Same! I loved it. Flip flip flip.
    Did you know it had a video out jack on it? You could plug it into your TV and watch YouTube! Lol

    Steak ,

    No way that’s wild

    KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX ,
    @KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml avatar

    Wait what kind of Jack? HDMI wasn’t out then right?

    WarmSoda ,

    Correct. You could plug a yellow video cord into it. Like how you’d hook up a camcorder to your tv

    KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX ,
    @KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml avatar

    Did that carry audio?

    You’re talking rca right? So did you get audio through the phone?

    WarmSoda ,

    I think, and mind you how long ago this was, but I think it was either mono or maybe just the phones speaker. I only tried it once so I’m not really sure on that.

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