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EunieIsTheBus , in Sharp Shooter

Wait! Along which axis of rotation?

Head to tail? Probably boring.

Back to stomach? Temporarily flying backwards sounds tight.

Wing to wing? A spinning pidgeon like a tossed rock probably looks cool.

Evil_Shrubbery , in They are among us. And they are movie buffs.

The top left guy just smiling lightly has seen this kink before.

bruhduh , in Sharp Shooter
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Melody , in 20534 memes are taking up space

Recents [] > Scroll ALLL the way to the beginning > Clear All

Then invoke your Phone’s power menu and Power Off. Wait 10s and then power phone back on.

casmael , in 20534 memes are taking up space

Does it fucking still have a memory leak fml

Norgur , in It was cold
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Lesson is: be ready

ignotum ,

If your readyness lasts more than 4 hours, contact your doctor

Hobbes_Dent ,

*Standard contact rates may apply.

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  • Norgur ,
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    What the heck?! Dude, this meme is not about that.

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  • TheTetrapod ,

    One can consent (implicitly or explicitly) to sex before one is fully aroused. This is exactly analogous to a woman not yet being wet.

    Norgur ,
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    You added the "...and willing" part by yourself there.

    I'm not sure if you actually know how "making out" works. Like... At all

    Edit: Wait a goddamn minute! You keep virtue signaling here how sexist and sexual assaulty this meme is and posted this power fantasy trip of a response yourself?!

    "Did you expect you were enough. Work for it!"

    Get out of here!

    GluWu ,

    I’m always erect

    Phil_in_here , in They are among us. And they are movie buffs.

    Meanwhile the guy in the top left is just pleased as punch

    Zagorath ,
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    Yeah top left guy is way more disturbing to me than bottom right guy.

    whydudothatdrcrane ,

    Came here to say this. The top left guy is also pretty chill.

    mjhelto , in They are among us. And they are movie buffs.

    I still love the fact that not even the actors knew what was going to happen so their fear and surprise is genuine. I think it makes the whole scene better knowing that!

    umbrella , in priorities
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    well i dont need much space for my minimal linux install.

    games, however, are getting bigger and bigger.

    Psythik ,

    When I built a new PC last year, I was wondering how I managed to filled up a 4TB NVME in only 6 months… until I downloaded one of those programs that breaks down your hard drive usage.

    Games, it’s all games. I don’t even consider myself a gamer. I can’t even begin to imagine the struggle of an actual gamer who is still stuck with a 256GB SATA SSD as their only high speed drive. What do you do when nearly every game that comes out these days is 100GB+ and requires an SSD?

    uis ,

    until I downloaded one of those programs that breaks down your hard drive usage.

    Is it baobab?

    semperverus ,
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    Could be Filelight

    ByteOnBikes ,

    It blows me away when I play a game like Valheim or Vampire Survivor and find out the game that took 1000 hours of my life is smaller than a two hour movie.

    uis ,

    Meanwhile Quake: I took you life and soul in 50 megabytes

    SpaceCowboy ,
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    Also the system files aren’t really the most important files. While it’s a pain in the ass, you can reinstall your OS and get that all back again.

    Reinstalling all of your games is going to take more time, and if you lost a save file, well you’re never getting that back. Personal photos, videos, etc. are even a bigger priority.

    So I tend to to think of the drive /home is mounted on to be the “primary drive” as it’s the most important. The root is just the system files, needed for the OS, but not nearly as important as /home.

    umbrella ,
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    i like keeping it backed up.

    ampersandcastles , in the evolution

    Define liberty. I find no liberty being enslaved to currency.

    Annoyed_Crabby , in They are among us. And they are movie buffs.

    Bottom right guy is definitely holding his disgust

    4am ,

    Formulating an exit plan because he just shit his pants

    steal_your_face ,
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    Happens to the best of us

    neidu2 ,

    Happens only to the best of us

    Nougat , in So much for Blockchain's real life use cases

    One of the things blockchain could do is become a digital proof of ownership, augmenting or replacing things like property deeds and car titles. We already agree that a written record of ownership of such things is legally binding (even if the writing is stored digitally), but transfer of that ownership to another person is still a very manual process. Imagine an NFT that represents ownership of your house, and when you want to sell your house, you transfer that NFT to someone else's custody - adding their ownership information to it. It would record the entire chain of ownership, and specific details about the piece of property involved.

    4am ,

    And who would the largest nodes on that blockchain be? The banks? Who could say and do whatever they conspired since they command >50% of the computing power and/or value?

    The average person isn’t going to build a fucking blockchain node just to keep the deed to their house.

    “Grandma, please you need to fill your basement with these ASICs or else script kiddies will steal your house”

    Nougat , (edited )

    That's not how that works.

    NFT is issued determining ownership to a property. Property sells, another NFT is issued, tied to the original one to maintain a chain of ownership. Issuance of a second NFT for a sale to a new owner would depend on authorization by the previous NFT holder. Lienholder information could also be stored, and linked to a mortgage NFT with payment history.

    The "NF" part of that stands for "non-fungible." As in, once created, cannot be changed.

    MotoAsh , (edited )

    They’re not making a technical argument but a practical one.

    Who ever owns the chain is the ACTUAL owner of the NFTs. Who ever owns the physical hardware is the ACTUAL controller of the chain.

    The problem with NFTs is … they only solve theoretical problems, not problems in the real world, where it ALWAYS takes agreement and cooperation for anything to ACTUALLY function and serve a purpose.

    Blockchains have already proven to be no more secure than a properly designed normal database, and are ALWAYS going to take more electricity, so…they continue to be nothing but a toy and a canary for the gullible tech bro.

    MonkeMischief ,

    Not to mention, at scale, big things like cars and houses are sold a ton every single day…

    Having to use all that electricity to mint an NFT every single time, not to mention cases mentioned above like “Oops got it wrong”, yikes…

    Would that cost more electricity than hypothetically shifting all vehicles to electric? Now I’m curious haha.

    MotoAsh ,

    Nah, movement is a ton of energy be it gas or electric. Electric vehicles are still the future for the simple fact that they replace something even less economical or long term.

    NFTs replace nothing. Not with an improved version, anyways.

    4am ,

    I mean, you can use other systems besides cryptographic proof-of-work to determine legitimacy of stakeholders of a blockchain. It doesn’t necessarily have to waste power.

    That being said, none of the other alternatives are really viable either. Proof-of-stake? So the “richest” people on the chain control all the money? Sounds like we just reinvented the late-stage-capitalism we already have.

    ChairmanMeow ,
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    What happens if a mistake was made and an NFT is erroneously issued (for example to the wrong person)?

    What happens if the owner dies? How is the NFT transferred then?

    Who checks that the original NFT was issued correctly?

    What about properties that are split? What happens if the split isn’t represented in the NFT correctly (e.g. due to an error)?

    The whole non-fungible part can be a problem, not a solution. It very, very rarely happens that ownership of a property is contested. It happens quite often that a mistake is made during a property transfer/sale that needs to be corrected. How do NFTs deal with this, and are they a solution to a non-issue?

    xthexder ,
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    See that’s the thing. Not being able to correct transaction errors is a feature of blockchain. I’d go as far as saying it’s the #1 feature of the majority of crypto that brings in all the scammers.

    Personally I prefer my money being insured and controlled by the government.

    unwarlikeExtortion ,

    What happens if a mistake was made and an NFT is erroneously issued (for example to the wrong person)?

    That person has it now. They mjght volountarily be willing to send it back with another transactions or the courts could force them to do so (as in give fines, request keys, send to prison, or just have the government own and ooerate all the wallet keys and simulate transactions eith blockchain just as the technology used in a very janky way)

    What happens if the owner dies? How is the NFT transferred then?

    Similarily, either the government does all the transactions with ‘your’ keys for you, or you write down the keys in your will and have someone of trust (e.g. a lawyer) do the partitioning/transactions part in your stead.

    Who checks that the original NFT was issued correctly?

    The seller and buyer beforehand, mostly

    What about properties that are split? What happens if the split isn’t represented in the NFT correctly (e.g. due to an error)?

    Rebalance by having everone affected send their portions for redistribution to a trusted entity

    As you’ve said yourself, NFTs seem wholly unsuited for keeping track of general ownership on a large scale. All the problems do have solutions, but they’re either complicated for the owners or it’s someone else controlling people’s keys, defeating the entire point.

    words_number ,

    Without law enforcement, which is centralized anyway, your documented ownership is worthless. So if the state or a similar centralized real life organization, whiches existence people agree on, is needed to grant and enforce that ownership, blockchain is unnecessary. They can instead just store that shit in a database.

    unwarlikeExtortion ,

    It could. It may or may not. I agree decentralization is a good thing, but do governments agree as well? First of all, governments are very resistant to change if that doesn’t play into their interests (real or percieved like this privacy violation). Using a traditional database to keep track of ownership seems cheaper (since they already do it) but most of all simpler. I’m not too familiar with the way blockchain functions so I may be wrong, but say someone wants to sell a car. In the current state of most countries you just draw up a paper or fill out a form, maybe get it notarized and pay taxes. A database seems flexible enough that if your sale didn’t get logged and the buyer got pulled over and questioned, they could provide the contract and clear up any questions about ownership. Or say the ownership was stripped as part of a court order. If it was a database, then changing the records is simple, but with blockchain the court would either have to get you to transfer the ownership volountarily, force you to disclose your keys or have some mechnism of forcing a transaction from the requester account (which as I understand it seems what blockchain is here to stop abd a core part of the specification). Alternatively the government just uses blockchain instead of a database, managing all the keys, wallets and identities (as in they have everyone’s keys and do all the transactions) which is the same level of centralization as a database, but with extra steps.

    Ownership was (and is) a social contract, and a flexible one at that. Things get gifted volountarily, sold, taken away lawfully and inherited in a single jurisdiction by the thousands daily, and not all of these are well documented. Blockchain seems very limited in what it can do flexibility-wise which makes it unsuitable for keeping track of ownership, and that’s not taking into account that either everyone would have to actively use the blockchain for their sales and be familiar with the technology (decentralized) or having all the wallet keys operated by the government (defeating any useful feature of the blockchain for citizens). Adding blockchain into the mix will just complicate the transfer process and centralize it (as in we either do all validation on the blockchain or none), and with the fact that all the transfer history is centralised in the blockchain (despite it being decentralised in storage, it’s still explicitly stored and accessible) it would serve as just another venue of privacy violation and opression.

    Maybe blockchain could be useful for things like, say carbon credits, or similar government-issued ‘currency’, but I don’t see it applicable to validating general ownership on a large scale for the general population, ever. The ‘digital Euro’ proposal, also being blessed by the buzzword Blockchain seems very distopian to me as well. Here, with currency being used I can see how it would be applicable in the real world (instead of heavily unstandardised land deeds, sales contracts and other proofs of ownership you have strictly defined currency units), but this also seems like a gross privacy violation as the government (and maybe anyone) can see where you got your money and where you’re spending it down to the cent.

    Thcdenton , in It was cold

    Yup. Like a stack of buttons

    unreachable , in It was cold
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    LittleBorat2 , in So much for Blockchain's real life use cases

    Oh no Spain has an “innovative” idea to fuck the internet!

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