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BigMoe , in Buongiorno!

My mom’s Puerto Rican. Tried to speak Spanish to her and, while she appreciated the effort, she said I speak like a gringo!

fred ,

Sounds like her fault, ha

BigMoe ,

Funny enough, my parents used Spanish as a 'secret language’s when they needed to talk about something sensitive in front of us kids (or just something they didn’t want us to understand). Was the motivation for most of us to take Spanish at some point

sudostartx , in Priorities!

That developer guy must have gotten very rich if we all 20 Lemmy Sync users bought his app.

I wonder what’s the percentage of Sync users vs the rest, seeing how passionate some are about Lemmy, it probably means they are inundating Lemmy developers with donations and just want us to do the same.

justastranger ,

Google Play reports 10k+ downloads, probably only a fraction have paid anything

wheeldawg , in Pathetic

Someone explain why thin pizzas are cut like this instead of slices.

S_204 ,

Because the crust isn’t strong enough to hold the typical sized triangle…

DrZoidberg ,
@DrZoidberg@sh.itjust.works avatar

Looks like Domino’s, and Domino’s is not real pizza.

GingeyBook , in If lemmy was a drug what would it be?

I hate these “only a small amount of people will understand” posts

funkajunk ,
@funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

Same. How are some people so unaware of just how “average” they are?

nonearther ,

That small percentage? 99

stu ,
@stu@lemmy.pit.ninja avatar

This is a good “I am Very Smart” candidate which surprisingly doesn’t seem to have an active community here on Lemmy yet…and I might be just fine with that now that I think about it. It seemed like half the posts there on Reddit either were mean spirited, called out the wrong side in an argument, or were actually smart.

bitsplease ,

Yeah I don’t think anything of value is lost if we don’t recreate all they bully subreddits.

They’re unhealthy for their subjects, of course, because imagine seeing a post you made when you were younger on one of those subs and reading all the comments about how terrible a person you are

But they’re also unhealthy for the subscribers and readers - rage scrolling will fuck you up

Sharkwellington ,

Yeah I don’t think anything of value is lost if we don’t recreate all they bully subreddits.

Hard agree. They attract people who like feeling superior to others. You can imagine where things will inevitably lead when you put a bunch of them in the same place.

That aside it just reeks of trashy.

kn0wmad1c ,
@kn0wmad1c@programming.dev avatar

“Only a small percent of people will understand this obvious metaphor.”

captainlezbian ,

“Very few people understand simple and obvious metaphors using common things”

Cannizzaro , in Absolutely delicious

Why did i read it as sucking cocks

Squirrel ,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

Excellent question.

supercriticalcheese ,

Yeah but what is the answer?

Gork ,

Sucking cocks, obviously.

rebelappliance ,

Probably because you associate going over to your friends house with sucking a dick.

PilferJynx , in If lemmy was a drug what would it be?

A malnourished feral cat that you want to take in and care for

567PrimeMover , in Mental health meter
@567PrimeMover@kbin.social avatar

I don't know, I'm scared to go look

nexussapphire , in The best way to sort posts

When you sort by hot in public and scroll past hardcore porn in public.

icepuncher69 ,

Turn of nsfw

NatoBoram ,

Or use a client with a blur setting

nexussapphire ,

I like to live on the wild side! 😉

nexussapphire ,

I’m the kind of person thats comfortable with scrolling past hardcore porn on a crowded bus. I’m not a religious man, it’s just nature taking it’s course.

icepuncher69 ,

Good for you i guess. Just dont get berated by some annoying lady thats behind ya or wathever.

nexussapphire , (edited )

In the city worst things than that have happened and no one bats an eye. I’ve seen a homeless man wash his junk in the quick trip sink. I’ve seen a crate of homemade molotov cocktails just setting on the front porch. I’ve witnessed someone pull a gun out on someone else just for honking in traffic.

icepuncher69 ,

Ok…? I dont think that has anything to do with scrolling past porn in public but wattever.

nexussapphire ,

Idk, I don’t know why it’s a problem for you and I don’t really care. I’m kinda bored of the subject anyway.😁

icepuncher69 ,

Nah, dont worry about it, its no problem. Just pointed out that i thought it was kinda random. If yah wanna keep talking then i can hear ya. Cities can be kinda wild sometimes. The one im at right now has had wild shit happened like bombings on multiple gas stations in the same day. A bridge was taken by the river with people on it and i once took a buss and it ran over a biker in a motorcicle.

nexussapphire , (edited )

Yeah, I’m glad I don’t live in Kansas City anymore. nowhere near as bad as Chicago though, the stories my sister told me about that place.

icepuncher69 ,

Whana share those stories?

pastermil , in I didn't steal this I swear
XPost3000 ,
cyclohexane , in Ad blockers are a must

The sad part is that this meme is 100% wishful thinking. The reality is that most people will just be complicit and too lazy to enact any form of protest. We’re doomed unless we organize.

funkless_eck ,

I jumped ship as soon as I heard the first rumor. Which is unusual for me but still. I’m in the mood for it. Left twitter (8k followers) for Mastodon, left Reddit (300,000 karma) for lemmy. It’s time.

Hexagon ,

The sadder part is that most people don’t even use/know about adblockers in the first place

MiDaBa ,

The very saddest thing is that people don’t know Firefox is a non profit trying to protect their privacy and instead choose Chrome. It’s almost like they want to be owned and subjugated by big business.

Roundcat , in Mental health meter
@Roundcat@kbin.social avatar

I'm somewhere between my neighbor's yard and down the street.

Aoxomoxoa35 , in Sadly True

When I took my final for my last Calc class in college I told my professor beforehand that I had a bucket of math knowledge in my brain and after the exam I was gonna dump it out and fill it with beer. He didn’t think it was funny.

MonsieurHedge , in Which are you?
@MonsieurHedge@kbin.social avatar

I find it amusing that people's obnoxious desire to be a White Saviour extends even to animals. It is now doubly funny that vegans appear to be cozying up to fascists in their mad quest. Definitely paints veganism in a good light.

ElcaineVolta ,
@ElcaineVolta@kbin.social avatar

nice casual erasure of all non-white vegans

MonsieurHedge ,
@MonsieurHedge@kbin.social avatar

Idiots who think we're somehow Above Nature can exist in any people, but the core of the philosophy stems from the same vaguely-biblical colonizer origin. I have nothing but contempt for you.

Lileath ,
@Lileath@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The fuck are you talking about? Did you forget to take your meds?

Penbrook , in Lemmy growth.

We’ll get there eventually. I quite like that it’s quiet and less spammy than Reddit.

Ryan213 OP ,
@Ryan213@lemmy.world avatar

Yup, fingers crossed it stays that way!

zoe , (edited ) in Priorities!

true. also dev taking advantage of apollo and other popular apps (boost, bacon reader…) not online yet…well, to my knowledge…

yoshipunk123456 ,

my favorite one is and its a fork which would never be able to happen with any proprietary app

zoe ,

sorry, what does this mean ?

png ,

I am going to assume you want to know what a fork is. if not, ignore me.

If the sourcecode of a software is publicly available, someone can take that sourcecode and develop it into a different direction than the original software. In this case, a third-partt reddit app called Infinity is being developed into a Lemmy app by someone who is not the original dev.

zoe ,

thanks, it makes sense now.

PopOfAfrica ,

It means that, because the reddit version was open source, some completely different Dev was able to take it and rework it to work with lemmy

nightynight ,

“Taking advantage” you meant the developers have to inform each other and sync up on one release?

zoe ,

just an assumption ( also u guys need to be open for some critique, facking hell! ) but also why his pricing is way more than he used to charge for sync for reddit ? said he would work on the app ‘full time’: what does that even mean ? would he quit his day job for the app ? would such an app require full time maintenance ? also pricing more than he used to do without sparing any thought for the instance admins kinda fishy: i know that lemmy code is beyond his reach but placing ads on feed is like taking instance owners for fools and shidding on them, at least while pricing leave some room for people so they can donate to instances until something serious is done about it

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