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JusticeForPorygon , in Winning is relative
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

God please let me move to Europe I don’t even care what language I have to learn I just wanna be able to live without worrying about affording a doctor appointment.

Colour_me_triggered ,

If you work in academia, you don’t need to learn a new language. English is the working language. Also the 5 weeks of holiday is nice, but what really helps is the working day.

I started as a bioinformatician a month ago. I come in to the office at 0830 have coffee from 09:00 til 09:45 with my boss and colleagues, work a bit, have lunch from 12:00 untill 13:15, work a bit, go home at 15:30. That’s my day.

jigsaw250 ,

Seven hour day with an hour and fifteen minute lunch. What kind of magic is this? What’s the catch?

Aux ,

The catch is that you live in Europe and cops won’t beat you to death.

BigBen103 ,

Maybe you don’t need the language for work. But you will need te learn the language eventually for other day to day interactions.

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Or the paper works outside of the labs.

Colour_me_triggered ,

Don’t know about other countries, but in Norway you always have the option of getting websites and government information in English. Everyone speaks it including cashier’s, cleaners etc.

The same thing is not true in Germany and Spain.

IuseArchbtw ,

I would most certainly disagree that every person speaks English. Especially older people don’t, but in general many people here do not speak a good english

Colour_me_triggered ,

No, pretty much anyone in Norway can speak English, some don’t feel confident in their ability though. But if you ask any rando on the street if they speak English you get the answer of course ".

IuseArchbtw ,

Oh, I see that I totally forgot to mention I’m from Germany

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

My experience is purely based on Germany and I hate it even as a native. Plus having ADHD and paper being a chore doesnt help at all

Also most folks (in my experience of south west Germany) of age >40-50 have little experience with English and can’t converse beyond the most basics.

ezures ,

For some reason France really doesn’t like giving english (or any other than french) options on their gov sites. Every other country in the eu are fine.

corsicanguppy ,

In France, I feel French is heavily a part of their identity; and contrary to Americans fairweather-jeering their best revolutionary ally, the French do not surrender lightly. It feels like that’s the one thing even the poorest French person has, and taking away one iota of that will be met with a resistance we’ve learned to respect.

corsicanguppy , (edited )

but in Norway [:] English. Everyone speaks it

Scandinavia is absolutely killing it for bilingualism, among so many other ways they’re killin’ it – no, really, other countries should just study them for clues in general. My experiences (just Sweden, Denmark and bonus Iceland, so far) is that they say Hej and listen for your “hello”, flipping over into beautiful and perfect English without hesitation. Their language programmes are just fucking astounding, really.

Spain’s fine in the touristy spots, but Spanish itself is VERY accessible as a language, so it’s kinda moot like France.

In Germany I will have to rely heavily on the kindness of strangers as I will never grok the language.

Colour_me_triggered ,

They’re exposed to English every day from multiple sources. You aren’t allowed into university unless you can read and write English to a high level. Your text books are in English at university and classes open to exchange students are taught in English. All English media is subtitled. And school lessons in English start when they’re 6. No mystery, just practice.

sederx ,

never needed german knowledge to do standard burocracy stuff

sederx ,

im in the country for almost 10 years now without speaking a word. not true.

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Work in IT.
Start at 9:00
Lunch 13:00-14:00
Go home at 18:00
Commute (if construction does not tear up the main crossing) is around 30min 1-way with bus or a 15-20min bicycle ride.

Experience: About 5 years without college/uni.

Nalivai ,

if construction does not tear up

It’s München time

tostiman ,
@tostiman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Entirety of Germany in my experience. Germans love their Baustelle

corsicanguppy ,

Work in IT. Start at 9:00 Lunch 13:00-14:00 Go home at 18:00

IT Job I left:

  • start at 8
  • coffee 10-1030-ish (sometimes like 11)
  • lunch at 12-13
  • second coffee 15-1530
  • leave at 1647, home by 1720 by train – tools down, muthafuckas
  • voluntary standby for 1/4 time and immediate double-time for callouts, sanctity of personal time otherwise.
  • union, 9x9 work term, no abrupt firings.
  • EXACTLY on the median base salary for my job+region, which includes dot-coms.
  • in north america, no less.

Experience: About 5 years without college/uni.

Experience: my soul.

drzoidberg ,
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Both of y’all are melting American brains trying to do the math on figuring out what times you’re talking about.

Most Americans have no clue that 13:00 is 1:00pm because 12+1 is too difficult, and God help you if you say 22:00, because 22-12 might as well be euclidean geometry.

Diplomjodler ,

Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn.

Oddbin ,

I understood that!

Duolingo, you son of a bitch you’ve done it again!

IHateRedditAndSpez ,

Did Duolingo teach you what “Hurensohn” means?

CNC ,

If not duolingo, then certainly this year’s r/Place helped!

froh42 ,

Yes. For everyone who missed it, “Hurensohn” ist the German word for CEO.

Just call your boss a Hurensohn tomorrow to impress them.

MrMagnesium12 ,
@MrMagnesium12@feddit.de avatar

That’s ich_iel spirit.

phamanhvu01 ,

Is there a Lemmy version of r/ich_iel? I need it for research purposes…

Nvm found it

phamanhvu01 ,

God I miss that comment chain on r/ich_iel! Made my day for real, even though I don’t speak an inch of German.

JusticeForPorygon ,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Inch of German lmao

corsicanguppy ,

just wanna be able to live without worrying about affording a doctor appointment.

If you avoid the flatlander areas, Canada may be for you. We also speak English; just, without the accent. :-P

(unless you live on the island that’s an hour’s ferry from France)

KSPAtlas ,
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

Speaking a language without an accent is like wearing clothes without a material

Heavybell ,
@Heavybell@lemmy.world avatar

Or typing without a font.

That said, I think they were having a dig at how some Americans believe they have “no accent” because they (think they) sound like movie people.

JusticeForPorygon ,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Idk I’m from the central US and I had a German foreign exchange student tell me we didn’t have a mimicable accent. I know it’s not true but it was interesting to hear that from someone who’s familiar with everyone around her speaking in a completely different way, even when using English.

squaresinger ,

That’s common if you don’t know a language too well. There is the variant that you learned, and since you don’t know more, you think that this variant has no accent and all the other variants (that you didn’t learn and thus are hard to understand) you think have accents.

Only once you spent significant time with multiple accents will you be able to pick up the differences.

mayonaise_met ,

Dutch American Friendship Treaty.

yngmnwntr , in Hoovering schneef.

If you’ve got a problem with Canada Gooses you’ve got a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate.

irish_link , in Hoovering schneef.

I love that you were accurate with your placement.

Zerush , in Volume
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Worse, a metal tray that falls out of the refrigerator at 3 in the morning.

xenomor , in Funny 🤣

Imagine having moral standards that you apply consistently, ha ha ha ha!

DNOS , in Volume

And this gives you a scale on which you can’t even compare opening a plastic bottle of water in the night

Thordros , in ts moment
@Thordros@hexbear.net avatar

If you didn’t play EverQuest with Roger Wilco, don’t even talk to me about voice chat.

Wxnzxn ,
@Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml avatar

Well, here I was, wondering when EverQuest had added the protagonist of Space Quest to their game at some point, taking an embarassing amount of time before realising what this is actually saying.

FilE , in Seems fishy
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Wording of this made me think of DarkViperAU

EmperorHenry , in ts moment
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Team skeet moment

Sanctus , in ts moment
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

No joke last time I launched team speak was scary lmao. I didn’t have my server anymore so my buddies and I joined a random one. As we were chilling and gaming random people joined in and called us the n word and then left over the course of our session lol definitely felt like a 360 CoD lobby

UnRelatedBurner , in I'm sorry you don't think glowing gold god apple game was historically accurate..

Is this some very high level AC drama post?

liquidparasyte ,

Considering that the goober on the right is Grummz, and the image on the left is a traditional Japanese illustration of a samurai, I’m going to go with: Yes

UnRelatedBurner ,

Idk who Grummz is, I just saw a samurai, and “glowing gold god apple game”

Transporter_Room_3 ,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

If it weren’t for memes, I wouldn’t know what Todd Howard looks like, or who he even is.

sagrotan ,
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

The samurai on the left is Oda Nobunaga en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oda_Nobunaga?wprov=sfla1The other guys i don’t know. What’s a grummz?

liquidparasyte ,

An annoying chud who is a game industry vet, with several scandals and mismanaged projects in his wake. Addicted to being an anti-woke Twitter influencer.

Think catturd, but Gamer™.

OttoVonNoob OP ,

Yes, right wing gamer guy has full on panic attack black samurai in AC game because it’d inaccurate. But Black Samurai existed historically and did quite well on top of that complaining about a game being historically accurate when golden apple god bomb exists is wild…

captain_aggravated , in Hands up for 80s and 90s nostalgia
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Fun thing I discovered: A lot of DVDs check which region the player is from and play a different warning at the beginning. VHS is analog and linear so that FBI warning is just baked into the video but DVDs can shuffle video on the fly. Fun fact: That’s how they got the theatrical edition and the extended edition on one side of one DVD, if you play the standard edition it just skips the added scenes on the fly.

someguy3 ,

Also not so fun is you couldn’t skip the DVD ones. I played a DVD and couldn’t skip the previews (remember those?).

captain_aggravated ,
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Way back when I still lived at home, my family had a little game, someone would put in a movie and the first one to guess which movie it was “won.” I could often do it from the previews. DVDs spoiled this with their menus. Well, most of them did. Some of them do just start playing the film (or start at the previews).

I recently ripped my whole DVD collection to my NAS because, well, optical drives are going extinct. And I noticed some patterns. DVDs of contemporary movies from early in the format’s history were often special events. They had specially designed one-off packaging, lots of extra features, extravagant menus, etc. As you went later in the format’s run, packaging became standardized, and especially older pre-DVD movies that were being re-issued on DVD would often just auto-play the movie when inserted. They often had menus that had no animation or music so you could chapter select or toggle the subtitles on but you’d have to stop the movie to see them. Also, TV shows on disc suffered way more from disc rot than movies, I’m guessing the discs themselves were cheaper/worse.

captain_aggravated ,
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Okay, who downvoted this? The MPAA?

ouRKaoS ,

This reminds me, I really need to start ripping my DVD collection & getting a jellyfin server setup.

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Minor suggestion: Do it in winter. Transcoding video like that is a CPU intensive workload, if you’re going to pump that much heat out of your PC case you might as well want it.

MonkeMischief ,

That’s an excellent point. It’s amazing how fast it’ll heat up a room!

I just learned there’s a company that takes advantage of this by using render farm nodes to provide hot water or something?

www.heata.co/render

Genius idea. Render farm as space heater. Don’t see why compiling / transcoding would be any different. 😂

I’m definitely gonna have to wait until next winter. It’s foolishness to be running the GPU that hard when it’s 100⁰F+ outside!

BastingChemina ,

In a few French cities they use the heat from data centers to heat up public pools

ShellMonkey ,
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Not so sure the difference ripping a disk would make unless you have a super insulated room, but CPU heat is very much a consideration. Each summer I keep contemplating moving my rack with ~100 cores to the basement only to be dissuaded by the dampness and cable runs.

captain_aggravated ,
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A lot of things made it a Winter project for me: wanting to assist my furnace rather than fight my air conditioner in the Carolina heat was one thing, also my work slows down a lot in winter, not as many projects to do, so I had plenty of time to mess with it over winter. Plus, in summer I keep my house at 74, in winter I keep it at 70, It’s amazing how much that makes a difference in CPU temperatures.

Drusas ,

That is very interesting. Thank you for sharing.

MetalMartin , in Zionism 101

That’s about right. 😥

MetalMartin , in Happy to announce I’ve left my job at Microsoft to start my own business

That’s absolutely hilarious! 😂🤣😂

feedum_sneedson , in ts moment

I have no idea what any of you are talking about and it’s great!

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