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VikingHippie , in The war on math

Also, trains have schedules that tell you which one gets there first.

Swarfega , in This is the way

EE as in the UK network yet he calls his mum ‘mom’? Also isn’t using a 24h clock.

cRazi_man ,

Use of 24hr clock is considered British? I live in England and I call bullshit.

Swarfega ,

No but the default clock on any computer when you select your location as United Kingdom is 24h. To use 12h you’d have to go into settings and change that yourself. I too am English.

VikingHippie , in What did you just say to the kids?

American kids: Retirement? Don’t tell me fairy tales, boomer.

Racle , in LimeWire.exe
@Racle@sopuli.xyz avatar

toto_africa.mp3.exe

cornercase ,

Why did Toto load up their music with malware? I tried to listen to this just now, but all I got were 23 toolbars in my IE5!

Rooty , in Damn whippersnappers

Growing old is inevitable, becoming a crochety asshole is entirely optional.

AbsolutelyNotABot ,

What you mean with “becoming”?

I’ve always been a crochety asshole, it’s just that growing old I’m accepting Squidward was right all along

outdated_belated , in LimeWire.exe

vertical_horizon_everything_you_want.mp3

happybadger , in LimeWire.exe
@happybadger@hexbear.net avatar

I’d download files that were called like cool.house.music2003.mp3. Found some legitimately good tracks that I could never identify that way.

outdated_belated ,

track id???

rothaine , in LimeWire.exe

Hmm why is this song I downloaded only 35KB?

Alien_Ant_Farm-Smooth_Criminal.mp3.exe

Yeah not gonna click that

Bipta ,

That filename brings me back.

outdated_belated ,

Lmao, I remember trying to do that dance and skinning my foot on a jagged floorboard

My friends’ parents were mad but in retrospect, sorta on them for having that janky floor

tubbadu , in lemmy OC

Omg this is literally me

chewbacastheory , in LimeWire.exe

There is a song that I can no longer access on an old iPod. It was that song “Better Off Alone” by Alice DJ, but it had like extra songs added into it kinda like a mashup of a few other songs. How I WISH I could go back and download it on Limewire. :(

Kolanaki , in “Both sides are the same. It is just a different perspective”
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

One dude sees a 6. One dude sees a 9.

I look at it and see a broken soda can tab.

ubermeisters , in Light Bulbs and Your Mouth: A Cautionary Tale
@ubermeisters@lemmy.world avatar

I’m with the commenter. I hate that someone seeded this in my brain ever.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Come on. Do it, pussy.

MyNameIsIgglePiggle ,

You know it goes in easily.

Given its shape it could also fit in other parts of the body but might be hard to remove.

I suppose if you get it stuck elsewhere you could use a socket to screw into the bulb and extract it

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

That's...not the worst idea I've ever heard...

Mouselemming ,

The worse version doesn’t include unplugging the lamp

Jenn , in LimeWire.exe

I went full circle. Downloaded from Napster back in the day, and now I subscribe to their streaming service. They apparently pay artists better than some of the other streamers, too.

comfisofa , in Posting my favorite memes

This was me, until I discovered Super Tux Kart a few months ago. I play at least 2 hours a day of that game.

terminhell , in Jiv me a break

.jeff

Drhype ,
@Drhype@sh.itjust.works avatar

Bezos

dandroid ,

I have a friend named Geoff who says gif with a hard G. I like to pronounce his name with a hard G after that. Geff.

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