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General_Effort , in though i recommend listening to audiobooks

The noun doesn’t matter after an adjective like ‘multiple.’ Nothing good ever follows ‘multiple.’

-Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

Valmond ,

Including fornication capable products derived from wood cellulose.

djreefa , in So much for Blockchain's real life use cases

HA! you think the pentagon is in control? You think the people responsible for this debacle are actually following orders? These are all absconders and expats who are doing all this garbage. Pentagon is seemingly powerless to stop them.

Maggoty ,

This posted to the main section, not as a reply.

SplashJackson , in So much for Blockchain's real life use cases

What about all the games where you can shoot people? Why is that okay for kids, but a little tit here and there will destroy their view of the world?

Didn’t these things get their starts by sucking on tits? So why hide them now?

todd_bonzalez ,

I love it when people define porn as “just some titties”, and ignore all the violent hardcore shit that’s defining a generation of men who don’t understand sex or women.

luciferofastora ,

Let’s pair it with proper sex ed. Destigmatise sex work, break the taboos, but also teach people what is and isn’t okay or healthy, how arousal works for different sexes and why their dick isn’t God’s gift to womankind.

Socsa ,

And you think the solution to that is to force me to use a government porn tracking service?

How about you be responsible for your kids, and I’ll be responsible for mine. I do not care what your kids do on the internet.

Firipu ,
@Firipu@startrek.website avatar

Until your daughter comes home with a boyfriend with a fucked up sense of what sex is and ruins her day/week/month/year/life.

I’m certainly not pro government tracking anything I do, let alone porn watching, but if I see how my own kids get exposed to it through friends. No matter how much I try to educate them, friends still show them absolute vile stuff…

Socsa , (edited )

Well the idea is to raise my kids not to be sexually repressed so they don’t latch on to the first thing which shows them the smallest modicum of sexual attention.

They are free to make their own mistakes. Hopefully they learn from them. If they don’t then it is what it is. I’m not here to dismantle the western framework of individual liberty for the misguided idea that it will prevent kids from having bad sex.

daniskarma ,

There is this famous spanish porn actor. Nacho vidal, who says that we would have a better world is kids would play around with plastic dildos instead of plastic guns.

I don’t know the playing with plastic dildos, but it is true how wild is the normalization of giving kids a replica of a human killing instrument to play with.

AVincentInSpace ,

well you can’t have fun running around all summer squirting water at your friends from a dildo

at least, not without getting some truly vile looks from passersby

also it’s just intrinsically fun to try to shoot each other with harmless little darts that let you know you’ve been hit but not do anything else

zalgotext ,

well you can’t have fun running around all summer squirting water at your friends from a dildo

Speak for your fucking self

Voroxpete ,

If some company made a plastic dick that squirts water, kids would be enthralled. They wouldn’t even think it was anything sexual; as far as they’re concerned they’d all just be shooting pee at each other.

jwing , in 5:57 am and dreading the possible inevitabilities

You guys are still using texting apps that don’t let you delete sent texts? https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/10deffda-0d1a-4dfb-be66-92e0cbaecaf6.jpeg

rbesfe ,

Welcome to the west, SMS is still the norm despite there being objectively better alternatives like WhatsApp

velox_vulnus ,

Bro over here said WhatsApp is good, lmao. Add all the filth available in other countries, plus the Meta AI and the UPI integration we have over here in India - it’s a privacy nightmare, a locked monopolistic ecosystem, a data farm and a huge attack vector for insecure system.

gravitas_deficiency ,

There is no way I am installing any Meta filth on my personal devices

toynbee ,

Isn’t WhatsApp owned by Meta? “Objectively” is a bold choice here.

BruceTwarzen ,

Facebook is a better alternative hahahaha

dactylotheca , in So much for Blockchain's real life use cases
@dactylotheca@suppo.fi avatar

Spain did what

The_Che_Banana ,

España creó un pasaporte blockchain para ver por alguna razón, porque supongo que los tiddies ponen nerviosas a algunas personas.

Source: Sé dónde está la biblioteca.

Someonelol ,
@Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Ahora esperemos que Porn Hub anuncie que no va a dar servicio en España como tantos estados Americanos que han hecho lo mismo.

TheReturnOfPEB ,

me llamo t bone la arana discoteca

The_Che_Banana ,

Muy bien. Soy el langostino de los sueños.

BeigeAgenda ,
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

¿Qué?

GreyEyedGhost ,

This could be the right time to use an interrobang.

No_Eponym ,
@No_Eponym@lemmy.ca avatar

interrobang.

I know it’s a real thing, but I still think of a sexy FBI agent every time I see “interrobang”

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/bb/bc/f8/bbbcf8d2f536ab8452a93bc91d145f01.gif

GreyEyedGhost ,

I’ve never used one in my life, but I feel like it would have more impact in a language with writing rules such as Spanish’s.

And also the sexy agent thing.

BeigeAgenda ,
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

If so, it was a lucky guess.

AVincentInSpace ,

⸘Que‽

The_Che_Banana ,

Por que: ¿Que?

noli ,

Mi queso es su queso

deforestgump ,
@deforestgump@hexbear.net avatar

The did whhhhat with the trains?!

synapse1278 , in Arrrrrr
@synapse1278@lemmy.world avatar

Back when I was telling everyone to watch Severance.

“Is that on Netflix?

-hum, Apple TV I think.

-you have Apple TV ?

-…sort off”

Sam_Bass , (edited ) in Arrrrrr

Last time i had netflix the last show i watched was the castlevania anime

orcrist , in Arrrrrr

“If I could talk to my great grandfathers, I would say that the old times are gone. So much has changed. When all else fades away, The Pirate Bay will remain. It will always be with us.” -Brule

Evil_Shrubbery , in though i recommend listening to audiobooks

I’ve just remembered that like 10 years ago my go-to answer for people bothering me at work with my headphones on just to ask me what Im listening to (wtf??), was just that - “To the Communist Manifesto ofc!”

Sometimes I would spice it up with like a Communist Manifesto - Mein Campf remix or last Sundays black mass I missed, praised be Lucy, the bringer of light.

I’ve def trained people not to ask me stupid or personal questions unless they actually mean it.
I don’t understand nor know how to do small talk, ok?

todd_bonzalez , in So much for Blockchain's real life use cases

Guy who wrote a paper about Blockchain doesn’t know the difference between a “digital wallet” and Blockchain…

Madison420 ,

That’s the one I use for prison stuff right? You know spare key, toothbrush, razor, cellphone the basics so you still got room to spare.

hakunawazo ,

Your prison wallet is closer to porn than to blockchain, I suppose.

Diplomjodler3 , in Arrrrrr

It’s a total mystery. Nobody could possibly know.

BallsandBayonets , in Who cares about gender?! The economy has crashed!!

Joke’s on future (or is it present?) you. The only way to be financially ready for retirement is to start saving before you were born.

Achyu , in though i recommend listening to audiobooks
nephs ,

I’ve uploaded a few read by tts at pca.st/…/3af50c70-30cd-013c-f68a-0acc26574db2

Not too proud of it, but might still be useful.

There’s also audioteca critica, with actual people reading the books, pca.st/…/5a409f90-829a-013a-d7e9-0acc26574db2, in Brazilian Portuguese.

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Mobilism dot org

Prunebutt ,
s08nlql9 , in Who cares about gender?! The economy has crashed!!

This would be a good movie

MystikIncarnate , in priorities

My usual go to drive layout, when it’s impractical to put everything on a single drive, is to have a fast, but small, OS drive with core applications, if it’s large enough then also use that for user data. Add in drives for anything/everything else size intensive. Like for games, I’ll get a lower quality SSD that’s larger than my OS drive, like grabbing a SATA SSD that’s 3-4 TiB for games, with a 500GiB NVMe OS drive for programs and user data.

If money is tight, then having your fastest storage for OS and using a HDD for everything else, is a decent option…

For a while there I was running a 240GiB OS drive, and relocated all my user data, and games to a 1TiB HDD. The system ran fine like that, with few exceptions.

One big issue was that major windows updates basically failed every time, it would seem that having your user account/profile anywhere other than C:\ is problematic for that kind of thing. It’s odd, but ultimately not that big of a deal. Regular security updates and whatnot worked without any issues.

szczuroarturo ,

Dont skimp on ssd for games. Large sata is fine. Hdd for games is not fine. Get worse anything else instead . Loadings are gonna be the death of you.

MystikIncarnate ,

It’s not as bad if the HDD is dedicated to games. With your os and games on the same drive, you’re going to get wrecked.

I’d still recommend all flash everything in a decent home computer/gaming rig, but on a budget, at least separating your os from your games on different physical drives can help quite a bit.

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