I’ve just remembered that like 10 years ago my go-to answer for people bothering me at work with my headphones on just to ask me what Im listening to (wtf??), was just that - “To the Communist Manifesto ofc!”
Sometimes I would spice it up with like a Communist Manifesto - Mein Campf remix or last Sundays black mass I missed, praised be Lucy, the bringer of light.
I’ve def trained people not to ask me stupid or personal questions unless they actually mean it.
I don’t understand nor know how to do small talk, ok?