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samus12345 , in worst day
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Why did they use that cartoon version of Trump’s face when they could have used Simpsons ones?

lichtmetzger , in worst day
8000gnat , in gotta wonder why the aliens would build these rooms

over on birdsite @weedhitler had a classic post about all the tony hawk tapes being evidence of CIA torture and to please collect them for evidence, but of course all those tweets are lost now, like tears in the rain

scorpious , in gotta wonder why the aliens would build these rooms

Illustration by Escher.

Track_Shovel , in Music to my ears

They are all talking about shooting people and marching armed on DC

reuters.com/…/trump-supporters-call-riots-violent…

Those sweet, sweet MAGA tears make such wonderful lube. My loins will never recover from this, and my nuts are going to look (more) like raisins

TimeSquirrel ,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

I'm sure the FBI and Secret Service are doing some overtime today too.

Bezzelbob , in Uncanny Valley
@Bezzelbob@lemmy.world avatar

Not necessarily fear it’s just most of the time today it’s used in horror

Back then it was probably used to differentiate Neanderthals

funkless_eck ,

or corpses

Ragnarok314159 ,

Or Lizard people first trying to study us.

BeMoreCareful ,

Well, I didn’t vote for them.

Agent641 ,

Lizard people are a dumb conspiracy!

licks eyes angrily

billgamesh ,

I doubt that premise. Neanderthals looked different, but not uncanny valley. Horror and fear may have been involved sometimes, but so was sex and competition… Neanderthals probably just looked like big chinless people

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

According to commercial genetics testing, I’m more Neanderthal than 90% of other people that used the same major company. My ancestors were into some kinky 👉👌

DragonTypeWyvern ,

You know they sell your genetic data?

The hunter killer bots are going to find you so dang fast in the robot revolution, rip

BackOnMyBS , (edited )
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

prolly 🤷‍♂️ i got it done about 10 yrs ago when i wasnt aware of all that.

Agent641 ,

They like that caveussy

samus12345 , (edited )
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

This made me look up what a Neanderthal would look like in modern clothing and this was one of the results:

https://media.sciencephoto.com/e4/38/00/77/e4380077-225px.jpg

Asmongold?..

words_number , (edited ) in Democrats behind closed doors

Not “good guys”, but “lesser evil”. And people are correct.

Lemming421 ,
@Lemming421@lemmy.world avatar

It would almost be funny if not for the whole “fate of American democracy” thing.

Sure, the Democrats are Doctor Evil and his minions. But the Republicans are literally Hitler and the nazis.

Vote accordingly.

knightly ,
@knightly@pawb.social avatar

I plan to, which pisses off Doctor Evil’s Democrats.

ours , in Uncanny Valley

Reminds me of the episode of “Scavenger’s Reign” with the creepy-ass plant-clone thing stalking some of the survivors.

AllHailTheSheep ,

such a great show. thats one of the few shows set on an alien planet that truly feels unnervingly alien

Hugh_Jeggs , in Uncanny Valley

Bleachy-teeth people, this means you

Don’t grin at me you fucked up freak 😂

undefinedValue ,

Sweat eaters

tisktisk , in gotta wonder why the aliens would build these rooms

That’s og Tony hawk pro skater map 1 without a grind rail in the middle!?!?

SturgiesYrFase ,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

Rail is totally still there, it’s just hard to see as it’s only a few pixels across. Look to the right of the middle pile of cardboard boxes.

some_guy , in gotta wonder why the aliens would build these rooms

That’s clearly an anal probe surface with a lamp over it. Reminds me of my first time.

NakariLexfortaine , in gotta wonder why the aliens would build these rooms

“And if you don’t believe in Jesus, and Osiris or Isis, too, and while the world is warrin’, we’ll just sit back and laugh at you.”

Nimux2 , in Inappropriate for some users

In ebil China, people are forbidden from learning about the crimes of their government…

Thankfully we don’t have that kind of brainwashing here !

coffeebiscuit , in gotta wonder why the aliens would build these rooms

Spoiler alert… good times.

ShimmeringKoi , (edited ) in Music to my ears
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“Noo this is just like them, we have to be better”

I’m not federated so I have to respond to this comment here.

It’s 2024, where did eight years of “being better” get you? Under the boot, that’s where. “Civility” in politics is such brain poison, it’s a matter of life and death, not a dinner party. I will take as much satisfaction as I want from the misfortune of my enemies, because spreading misfortune is their entire life and it’s good when they’re impeded. Fuck the big wet ex-president, I hope a titan boa squeezes 70 years of McDonald’s grease out of him like a tube of toothpaste.

That said, 34 convictions is only the first half of the punchline. The next big laugh comes in November, when red fascist beats blue fascist anyway and the big 8-year Mayan calendar at the DNC rolls over to 2016 again.

Also, not to sound self-absorbed, but when Biden loses liberals will 1000% blame the left again. I only say so because I’ve been making an effort to be more public in my predictions, on account of being right so often.

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