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kittenzrulz123 , in Three Wishes

A true comrade 🫡

DoucheBagMcSwag , (edited ) in Never forget what they took from us...

Not a victim of GaaS FOMO

lunachocken , in Never forget what they took from us...

Or play factorio… Look at the time, ah it hasn’t changed, then an hour later notices the date incremented. Oh

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
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Or Civilization, where one more turn becomes five hours where you’ve barely moved.

Gods I was strong then.

ShaggySnacks ,

That’s when you find yourself asking the important question, “What day is it?”

pingveno , in Guess how my day started

Three bathrooms, three plungers. Never be caught without one.

Edgarallenpwn ,
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Toss in some bidets, a squatty potty and baby you got a stew going.

pingveno ,

We have a bidet on every toilet, but not a squatty potty. We tried one at our last place, but it quickly got really gross.

Lightfire228 ,

I brought one into the office because we only had 1 plunger between 2 stalls

TropicalDingdong , in When I was young

Can we start a gofundme for @Zerush to buy more pixels?

There is enough jpeg artifacts in this one to fill a museum.

ummthatguy ,
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It’s dangerous to go alone take this:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/56e9cdf0-c15e-45a2-8e39-24c4eabfe831.jpeg

Edit: Based on this original ad featuring Debbie Reynolds

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ffcf4b9b-de2f-4f4f-a7b1-6ad28ce84108.jpeg

TropicalDingdong ,

Oh thank golly. My mimsy feels so much cleaner.

ummthatguy ,
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TropicalDingdong ,
powerofm ,

So it’s fake…

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

It's real...

..ly high resolution compared to the OP.

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass ,
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Damn, it’s so much sharper that it cut me.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

… wait, what do the remaining 1 out of 10 Hollywood actresses use?

I bet it’s kebab based markup.

DeathbringerThoctar ,
thenewred , in Never forget what they took from us...

Me, spending hours on Age of Empires 2 and loving it

punkwalrus , in Airport security be like
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10_0 , in Guess how my day started

Bro when it skids all the time you need a toilet cleaner all the time

MinekPo1 , in Libertarians be like
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I misread this as if it lacked the y and was slightly confused for a second

triplenadir ,
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then I spent a minute like “what does ‘tyrann’ mean, is this a warhammer thing?”

Nakoichi , in Boeing?
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Lmao this rules.

nondescripthandle , in "I'm in"

This must be where they keep the gay agenda

LinkOpensChest_wav , in "I'm in"
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

This is where the records of all closeted gay people is stored

erp , in Guess how my day started

The figure is somewhere above 0%, but certainly not zero. For example, haven’t you seen the crap blaster 9000 infomercial at 2AM on a Tuesday? You connect that bad boy to a fire hydrant (vendor liability disclaimed), pull the turbo-diesel engine rip cord, and wear a full body bio-hazard suit with air supply (suggested). Not for use with some sets. Batteries not included.

Ahh, sweet memories; sometimes they overflow.

TheBraveSirRobbin ,

Ahh, sweet memories; sometimes they overflow.

Just like your toilet

appel , in Everything I don’t like is Socialist

Whenever someone calls something “socialist”, ask them to explain socialism to you and watch their argument fold like a wet blanket. They usually have no idea. In fact, many would love a healthy dose of Northern European socialism in their lives, as long as you call it “Owningthelibism” or something.

This is why we can’t have nice things.

Tetsuo ,

I had multiple times experiences like that with American redditors.

They would say that socialism is nazism because National Socialism.

So yeah, didn’t know really what to answer to such level of ignorance.

AntifaSuperWombat ,
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“Learn how German Komposita work, you illiterate dipshit!” is a pretty straightforward and effective reply.

Notorious_handholder ,

I’ve always countered that with the following :

Yes, Nazi’s, the very trustworthy group that would not lie about calling themselves socialists for propoganda and popularity reasons (post ww1 German public had popular sentiment with socialist ideas). The same ones that went out of their way to then kill Jews, communists, socialists, and other individuals that believed in socialistic ideals.

I’m also sure that the democratic peoples republic of Korea has very fair and free democratic elections!

If they continue arguing about it after that then I know they’re a lost cause

AntiOutsideAktion ,
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Capitalism with social programs is better than without, but that’s not socialism. It’s just not neoliberalism.

Milk_SDF_Possum ,
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What makes countries where the State has high power fail then?

masquenox ,

Not socialism.

Milk_SDF_Possum ,
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Concentration of power with those “social services”, making people pay higher taxes many times for unfair reasons. Socialism has all the power on the State with no or little room for individuals themselves to make their businesses and companies, companies that’ll thrive will be friends with the king and create a monopoly in that country. Putting everything in the hands of the State is a recipe of disaster.

PreachHard ,

When you say “no room to make business.” That’s where I think the fundamental disagreement is rooted. Socialism is inherently built on the idea that what you are building in a capitalist system is exploiting labour. The people you bring in should have ownership of the company too in a socialist system, not the state. What you’re describing is a communist dictatorship. State programs should be run by the state just as they are in most countries now. You certainly don’t want companies running your government.

christiansocialist ,

Socialism has all the power on the State with no or little room for individuals themselves to make their businesses and companies, companies that’ll thrive will be friends with the king and create a monopoly in that country.

China has tons of small and big businesses and it’s still socialist.

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  • christiansocialist ,

    “Bu-bu-but they’re a bunch of [insert super racist remarks about Asian ppl]”

    Milk_SDF_Possum ,
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    Chinese companies are basically extensions of the government.

    OutOfIdeas ,
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    Most corperations are, in any country.

    masquenox ,

    Putting everything in the hands of the State is a recipe of disaster.

    Tell me you don’t understand what the word socialism means without telling me you don’t understand what the word socialism means.

    AntiOutsideAktion ,
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    The fuck

    outer_spec ,
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    🤓

    AntiOutsideAktion ,
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    SnowdenHeroOfOurTime ,

    Ok so you posted a random image of a cartoon teenager. Is this supposed to convey an idea in any way?

    XEAL ,

    Bless the cold war brainwash with loads if patriotism on USA citizens. It seems to still be working.

    TimeSquirrel ,
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    There are "socialists" running around who don't know what socialism is. Hint: it has nothing to do with government-subsidized services.

    Eldritch ,

    While that’s technically true. It’s not truly accurate. Considering that at the time a lot of these terms were coined. Healthcare was either nonexistent or a much different thing. Nationalizing basic needs makes a lot of sense in, and is often an agenda of socialist and communist systems.

    Just because they don’t match or evolved past those archaic definitions doesn’t make you more right or them less ultimately. We might large that they should go further. But there’s no true Scotsman Naval gazing is only counterproductive.

    InputZero ,

    Yeah but they’re still linked. Like, yeah socialism has nothing to do with welfare programmes. However in the real world where a government is involved government welfare programmes are the most obvious tools that the government uses to enact socialism. Talking about one leads into talking about the other. Unless we’re talking anarchy.

    Attica! Attica!

    Darkassassin07 , in Airport security be like
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    Fun fact: until recently, most airport scanners literally couldn’t differentiate between water and many common explosives. Hence the scrutiny of water based products/possessions.

    youtu.be/nyG8XAmtYeQ

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