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davel , in I need to survive 3 days without pooping..
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Ask any opioid partaker and they’ll tell you that’s not how it works.

velox_vulnus ,

Tell me more, I’m all ears.

davel ,
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I’m not really the person to ask when it comes to firsthand experience, but the longer the load hangs out the chute, the more it becomes desiccated, dense, and immotile.

ryannathans ,

Ya, the colon absorbs moisture from shit the longer it sits there

klemptor ,
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I was on oxycodone after surgery for 5 days, and I took senna (a stool softener) just like my surgeon told me to. Oh my god the constipation was insane. Like, I had to poop and just nothing would come out. I could not move my bowels. I ended up taking Miralax twice a day for 4 days and that solved the problem…a little too well. It went from completely stopped up to faucet anus with no stop in between.

Do not fucking recommend.

ArmoredThirteen , in I need to survive 3 days without pooping..

Yo I got surgery on the 6th and it took until yesterday for my digestive tract to wake up enough to poop again

MNByChoice , (edited ) in I refuse to believe that they made that abomination of a sequel

“Nut Job” is the same. Watched 5 minutes, then vowed to never tell the children about it.

Edit: I mean the sequel.

Varven OP ,
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I forgot about this movie

veni_vedi_veni , in Never forget what they took from us...

And then you play Xcom 2 and realize that Dota 2 was meditative by comparison

EchoCT ,

99%? Are you sure?

drunkpostdisaster ,

I feel like I can handle being shot at by aliens better than most xcom operatives

samus12345 , in I refuse to believe that they made that abomination of a sequel
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Never heard of it. Streaming only? looks it up

Streaming only.

bonn2 ,

Don’t worry you are better off thinking there isn’t one

Varven OP ,
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Fr

Imgonnatrythis , in I go out of my way to not crap at work.

The things I would do to your finger…

grrgyle , in Never forget what they took from us...

What did they take from us? I haven’t played an online game in years now.

OttoVonNoob OP , (edited )

I’ve been hmming and hawing in answering this. But I’m out for dinner and bored. So alot games original vision is to be a single player experience but then online features or an online overhaul is shoved by the aboves. IE SimCity was considered unplayable by thr online features, anthem was originally designed to be single player but was completely redone, etc etc.

grrgyle ,

Yeah I see that. I remember the disappointment of sim city.

It could be I don’t follow games close enough to see what I’m missing. I find more SP games popping up in my feeds / friend recommendations than I could ever hope to play.

I definitely feel like mainstream AAA/AAAA and even iii to a certain extent have been progressively enshittified. But I’ve been at this a while, so I’ve seen how it’s gone this way as more and more money got brought to bare on games.

The moment someone who wasn’t involved in actually making some part of the game was expecting a fat return on investment was the moment the wheel of shit started to turn.

Windex007 , in Your like the raddest kid ever! You look like the devil!

Here, take this cigarette!

Zerush , in I need to survive 3 days without pooping..
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phoenixz , in Get rich quick

Well Nvidia sure did get rich quick

Venator , in Get rich quick

Edited the price to something more nvidiaish: 1000009536

8osm3rka ,

Gotta add a few more 9s to that. This is enterprise cards we’re talking about

xenoclast ,

Literally about to do same.

Jensen also is obsessed with how much stuff weighs. So maybe he’d sell shovels by the ton.

kopasz7 ,

Nobody expects the “4 elephants” GPU.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugd61cUHbME

art , in Get rich quick
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Admittedly, I bought an Nvidia card for AI. I am part of the problem.

moshtradamus666 ,

I don’t think it’s a problem, more like a situation. You are not doing anything wrong or stupid, just interested in something new and promising and have the resources to pursue it. Good for you, may you find gold.

shasta , in Airport security be like

TSA: I’ll show you a cavity protection

ramenshaman , (edited ) in I need to survive 3 days without pooping..

I haven’t pooped for 2 days and I’m becoming concerned.

Edit: just pooped, all is well.

moon , in Airport security be like

They actually know a lot of stuff is harmless but it’s Security Theatre that was meant to make people feel better about flying after 9/11

cucumberbob ,

Scanners have gotten better recently, meaning they can tell the difference between water and explosives, but these restrictions weren’t pulled out of thin air like many others.

…wikipedia.org/…/Security_repercussions_due_to_th…

There was a thwarted terrorist plot to use drink bottles to hold explosives.

GiveMemes ,

That doesn’t mean it’s not still a show. In the 2010s (forget when exactly) the TSA was tested with fake bombs and let them through 49/50 times. They have never successfully stopped a terrorist attack either afaik.

fmstrat ,

The day after TSA failed spectacularly in reviews that made it to national news, I missed a flight because they thought my portable hard drive could be explosive. The guy who inspected it? An “expert” over Facetime because he was at the Arnold body building conference. Then they GAVE IT BACK TO ME and told me I had to ship it. What a joke.

son_named_bort ,

Does anybody actually feel safe because of the TSA?

pingveno ,

I mean, I feel like I’m probably not going to be shot or macheted while in flight, so that’s nice. But yeah, I know it’s not great.

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