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ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works avatar

Fucking CHEESE flavored WATER!?

What in the got damn fuck is THAT!?!?

Tb0n3 ,

Vaporeon copypasta

THED4NIEL ,

Did you know…

saxysammyp ,

This guy gets it.

ShustOne ,

Was looking for this haha

Noodle07 ,

That’s what I instantly thought about… The Internet ruined us

Amaltheamannen ,

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03’ tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they’re large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.

Hotdogman ,

Sea salt, cheese flavor sparkling water…

I don’t even know what to fn say.

M0oP0o ,
@M0oP0o@mander.xyz avatar

“YES”

omgitsaheadcrab ,

Oh cool a vaporeon… wait… wtf?!

Defenceplox ,

So it’s actually quite good. An acquired taste.

Devorlon ,

I’ve had this, it tastes like savory cream soda 3/10, 1/10 with rice.

Brisolo32 ,

The pikachu one is actually pretty good, although not good enough for the price

dylanTheDeveloper ,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Which Pokemon tastes terrible in your opinion?

Mestone ,

Ayyyy! Coming in clutch with the rating plus the “with rice” bonus!

AcesFullOfKings ,

let’s not bring over worn-out redditisms to lemmy eh?

M0oP0o ,
@M0oP0o@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/1fe12cd1-501e-4103-8fa7-ce3f6c0aaebd.jpeg

nBodyProblem ,

Have you guys not had the salty “cheese foam” you can get on boba? It’s like stabilized whipped cream.

This doesn’t sound bad at all.

it_is_soup_time ,
@it_is_soup_time@techhub.social avatar

@setsneedtofeed I bet it looks like Slurp Juice from Fortnite

decay ,

Why is the Vaporeon lookin a lil sussy 🤨😳

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

These things are really high in monosodium glutamate (chemical number E621). to find out more google “vaporeon e621” or for more products in general that have sea salt flavoring search “sea salt e621”

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

Well, I’ve learned something today. Who knew how dangerous those flavorings could be?

gravitas_deficiency ,

It’s dangerous to go alone - take this

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

MSG is not dangerous.

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

you’re right, it’s about as bad for you as salt - but in high consumption MSG, since it contains sodium, can contribute to high blood pressure and hypertension. Google “E621 hyper” for more about that

Decoy321 ,

You just want to watch the world burn, don’t you?

occhionaut ,

Just wants to watch the world cum

Zozano ,

Why would I google it when I already have it bookmarked?

sebinspace ,

Holup.

AgentOrangesicle ,
@AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world avatar

10K tags for vaporeon to date and more ever cumming.

MaxMouseOCX ,

Nothing wrong with msg, I have a shaker full of it for cooking.

Player2 ,

Good point and you are right, but I’m afraid you missed the joke

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

oh absolutely! be aware that it is possible to get too much sodium from it (like salt), but otherwise it’s totally safe. Google “E621 safe vore” for more info about it being safe to eat

MaxMouseOCX ,

“Vore” - suspiciousfry.jpg

I haven’t seen any Vore shit for a long time… Maybe I’ll look a bit later when not in a work device.

csolisr ,

And it had to taste like sea salt and cheese. If I was hard pressed to find something that tasted like human fluids, that would be dangerously high I my list of ingredients

Tb0n3 ,

D:

Especially_the_lies ,

Please do not tell my 10yo that this exists.

Voli ,

I’ll gladly pm him

NoName ,

Hey This guys 10yo go check this out

Dettweiler42 ,

Same aisle as the dolphin jelly.

AgentOrangesicle ,
@AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world avatar

You gotta wonder how much of your tuna is actually vaporeon.

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