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Maggoty ,

Something tells me these guys are more bark than bite. Either that or they’re really really good at shooting and they’re going to shoot the next person they see on their property before figuring out why they’re there.

TheReturnOfPEB ,

yahoo.com/…/child-dragged-underwater-river-otter-…

CanadianCarl ,

“human-river otter incident”

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Oh, LOOTERS! Took me a minute.

norimee ,

will be SHOOT…

AntiOutsideAktion ,
@AntiOutsideAktion@lemmy.ml avatar

Remember during Katrina when they would just fucking murder black people and say they were looters? Speaking of which, how do you shoot a looter ‘on sight’? Do you follow them and watch them until they pick something up? Do you ask them if that’s their house?

Anyway, death to America.

user1234 ,

That’s grammatically bad even in French or Franglish. It should be Les otters.

Corkyskog ,
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Fun fact, this is like one of the only ways you can permanently lose mail delivery… although it’s admittedly rare. I think the carrier has to start the complaint.

maccentric ,

Another way is to live in Summit County CO, where the USPS just doesn’t have to deliver the mail for whatever reason

spicytuna62 ,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

It was due to burglaries. Mail delivery has resumed in Summit County.

abfarid ,
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“Survivors will be shoot again”.

atro_city ,

Lotters? Is this some vernacular I'm unfamiliar with?

abfarid ,
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

They attempted to write “Loiters* will be shot* on sight”.

Typotyper ,

Or “Looters” Or “Lawyers” Or “Losers” Or maybe it really is “L’Otters”. Those radical left rascals causing mayhem and dissection in the workers.

stebo02 ,
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What’s a loiter?

abfarid ,
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

That’s what they tried to write, but to be lexically correct it should be “loiterers”.

jaybone ,

Wouldn’t it be loiterers?

abfarid ,
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

Yes, but we don’t know if that’s what they wanted to write. But in that case, maybe they also wanted to write “shoot” and not “shot”, so yeah, fair point.

MadBob ,

It says, in fact, LOπERS.

atro_city ,

LOPIERS

MadBob ,

WILL BE SH∞T ON SIGHT

AI_toothbrush ,

How can you make those mistakes???

Noodle07 ,

School bad, gun good

norimee ,

Aww, how proud they are, the little green shits. Bless their hearts.

Etterra ,

Five men.

Six words.

Two mistakes.

This summer, they are:

Scared & Stupid (rated R)

austinfloyd ,

Looks like five mistakes to me. And two spelling errors.

aeronmelon ,

The otters came slowly, then they came quickly and in great numbers. The one Australian on the human team fell to the ground in a fetal position and started having emu flashbacks.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Impressive, to be able to have a spelling and a grammar mistake in that sentence.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Don’t forget the crimes against fashion.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Nothing is less threatening then a man in shorts.

atro_city ,

Somebody's going to make a horror movie based just off of this comment.

RecluseRamble ,

Yeah, I don’t know…

theangryseal ,

Mike Tyson is more than a man. He could’ve entered the ring in a frilly pink skirt with a lollipop sticking out of his ass and he would have still been terrifying.

sneezycat ,
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Than* sorry :)

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

You’re not actually sorry.

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