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InEnduringGrowStrong ,
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My old school “upgraded” it when we left… by asphalting around it.

psycho_driver ,

If you had to work around the hateful little shits all day you’d be trying to look for low key ways to maim them too.

GrundlButter ,

If you truly hate kids, this is what you have to do. Introduce dangers with plausible deniability.

How was I supposed to know the kids would use it to turn each other into meat crayons?

jubilationtcornpone ,

Knees are overrated.

saltesc ,

My school had one on dirt. The panels were wood and had a hole in it. Finally, one day, we were playing and a kid’s foot went down there and got fucked up. He was like a rockstar coming into school next day with stitches and crutches.

GooberEar ,

Don’t swing on that one, Matt threw up on it.

AreaKode ,

I only think of one thing when I see “Meatspin”. And I don’t want to search for it… But it gets You Spin Me Round stuck in my head…

NegativeInf ,

Lemon Party conjures the same kind of deep trauma.

betterdeadthanreddit ,
DontMakeMoreBabies , (edited )

That was my spray in TF 2 for a while. Had to pay it forward, right?

Good times.

EldritchFeminity ,

Like a record, baby.

Davel23 ,

My school had one of those. One day we got the idea to tie one of the kids to it around his waist and make him run around to spin it. I still remember our teacher asking "where's Willy?" once recess was over, then looking out the window to see him desperately trying to untie himself.

somethingsnappy ,

There are 3 nearby, including one at a super crowded park. I think one is getting torn out though.

psycho_driver ,

Uncle Dave out there spinning the yeet machine up to 11.

comrade19 ,

Have you seen the videos using motorbike wheels to spin these things up?

RisingSwell ,

Whistlindiesel on YouTube put a jet engine on one

Toes ,

This was the best one.

Broken bones was just an indication that you gotta get good.

lauha ,

If no adult gave a shit, why don’t we see them anymore?

qarbone , (edited )

This was the centrifuge through which they distilled the kids worth giving a shit about.

Yes, I know centrifuges don’t distill. No, I will not be making any modifications. And, if you asked in your heart, you were probably the chaff spun aside by the Iron Dais of Judgment.

xavier666 ,

Meatspin?

The nighmares, they’re coming back

OopsAllTwix ,

Are they comin’ right round?

DBT , (edited )
BreadOven ,

Is that the Russian lathe video?

imPastaSyndrome ,

This is why we have braindead adults who run things

tiredofsametab ,

I somehow flipped over one of the bars and bashed my head on the deck (wooden on ours rather than metal) when I was around 6 or 7 years old. No stitches, though I don't see any noticeable scar. I don't remember much aside from seeing blood and a headache.

grogreen ,

These were so much fun as a kid and pretty good as a drunk adult too

bizarroland ,

Got my first real concussion on one of those things. All I remember is that one minute I was flying off of it and the next minute I was at home and I had been there for several hours.

betterdeadthanreddit ,

It’s a teleportation device.

Agent641 ,

Teleports kids to the ER

ouRKaoS ,

ER?

Look at you with your fancy “Healthcare” and “Insurance”!

We treated wounds via walking them off, and occasionally hiding behind a tree to sob silently so you didn’t get laughed at.

ArmoredThirteen ,

I remember we didn’t stop those for anybody. You want on? Sprint and jump. Want off? I still have a vivid memory of trying to get off one, being thrown outward, and getting a bar between the legs. Went to the bathroom and found blood in my underwear. Can’t believe I still walked home after that

betterdeadthanreddit ,

That’ll happen after a solid meatspinning. Merry-go-rounds can be pretty dangerous too if you’re not careful.

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