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Kolanaki ,
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You sure that isn’t just an eraser? 🤔

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Meat eraser

MissJinx ,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, if you like something don’t learn about how it’s done, just think god gave it to you like that. If you think about it you ain’t gonna eat anything anymore. Everything we buy is either very disgusting or involve some kind of torture/slavery (human or not). So either don’t think or think a lot and only eat from your own garden. (fyi I live in a flat so I can’t have a garden)

riodoro1 ,

A person will eat this and later preach to vegans dietary advice

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Literally cat food tbh

greencactus ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/fb4f6690-a45c-4d60-b04f-c058f12d5659.gif

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a9f23604-559a-4593-8e44-0cb324fc6b43.gif

variants ,

Damn didn’t know gta6 was so far along

slaacaa ,

This is the last strike, I had enough. From now on, I am a tankie

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Successfully radicalised

abfarid ,
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

Ham isn’t vegan…?

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a01b5cdf-f8c2-4a46-ae0d-8f529bdbb64e.gif

I think their point was that the person will eat a literal cube and then tell vegans that their food isn’t nutritional.

abfarid ,
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

I wasn’t reminding them that ham isn’t vegan, I was referencing “chicken isn’t vegan?” from Scott Pilgrim.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/dfda4569-81fa-4eeb-91e9-9736966de427.gif

abfarid ,
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Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (2010), pretty weird and original movie based on a comic book series. I recommend.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/dfe75d24-6cdc-4aee-9ded-67a1bc0b27b2.gif

abfarid ,
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Is this a roast? Am I being roasted? But it’s okay, I give my consent. And that makes me (my meat) vegan 😌

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

No, I’m just shitposting. Shitcommenting even.

abfarid ,
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

Carry on, my wayward son.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Them shits can’t all be solid.

AbsoluteChicagoDog ,

Are we at the point where that movie’s no longer a cultural touchstone? Fuck I’m old.

abfarid ,
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

To be fair, it’s been 14 years. Time spares no one.

Kecessa ,

Only bacon is

doingthestuff ,

My MIL is a lifelong vegetarian who eats bacon, because “bacon is a condiment.”

bluewing ,

Never let ideology get in the way of practicality. I like your MIL.

explodicle ,

TIL I’m a lifelong vegan!

Kecessa ,

I’ve got friends who are flexitarians, they’ll eat meat every few months when going out with friends, this way they aren’t limiting the group if they want to try a specific restaurant.

aniki ,

This is the only way we’re gonna convince people to eat less fucking meat all the god damn time.

BruceTwarzen ,

I never quite understood why you have to go full vegan or not. I’m pretty much vegan, but when i’m on a bbq for example and they have three more chicken wings that get thrown away because no one wants them, i eat them, no problem. Same in a restaurant that doesn’t really have a vegan alternative. But i would never buy meat or meat products to cook at home, because i always prefer the alternative

CodexArcanum ,

You don’t, and cutting down on meat eating by any amount helps. “Meatless Mondays” and other similar memes are good ways to introduce vegetarian possibilities to people raised on meat-mandatory diets.

My ex was very strict vegetarian except for meat they purchased themselves from an ethical butcher they had vetted.

affiliate ,

how does she define “condiment”?

doingthestuff ,

I’ve never asked, but generally it’s something you put on your main food items to add flavor. She does require that it’s crumbled, and crispy. Bacon bits essentially, but she prefers the real ones to the fake ones. It’s not like she eats bacon every day.

AbsoluteChicagoDog ,

That same person shares it with their cat however, so it’s a mixed bag

SuperIce ,

The amount of sodium in ham is likely toxic to cats

AbsoluteChicagoDog ,

Careful, you’re pointing out that cats have different nutritional needs than humans. We don’t tolerate that shit around here /s

Window_Error_Noises ,
@Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world avatar

Now, with Listeria! ™️ –for that sparkling fresh digestive tract!–

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Listeria is in high demand these days

consumptionone ,

Blue Bell and Boar’s Head, here I come!

ngwoo ,

All meat is processed by definition

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Even my meat am I right

BeigeAgenda ,
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

The list of unprocessed meat we eat is fairly short, I can only think of oysters.

cuerdo ,

only if you byte through the shell

trxxruraxvr ,

Opening the shell does nothing to what’s inside. I wouldn’t call that processing of the meat.

Corkyskog ,

Now I am imagining otters working in a meat processing plant.

ccunning ,

Really depends on where you draw the line on processing I guess.

Cooking? Killing? Seasoning?

There’s a popular dish in Thailand; กุ้งเต้น Goong Dten “Dancing Shrimp”; made of tiny whole live shrimp seasoned with lime and chilies.

Arguably less processed than a raw oyster
Also, arguably more processed than a raw oyster.

BeigeAgenda ,
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

I think puritans will say unprocessed is live unseasoned.

I have tried raw oysters once and found that they are only palatable when cooked, as swallowing a ball of slime was not easy, and lemon did not help at all.

Blackmist ,

Sure, but there’s a world of difference between a steak and a slice of Billy Bear mystery meat.

RecluseRamble ,

There are different degrees of processing. The “meat” mentioned here is ultra-processed garbage. Cutting out and grilling a steak is similar to digging out, peeling and cooking a potato.

RememberTheApollo_ ,

It’s the difference between a whole, cooked potato and Pringles.

RecluseRamble ,

Aren’t Pringle’s even made of corn flour primarily? But yeah, that’s another good example.

Edit: got me curious, looked it up myself. Short: no, almost [sic!] half of them is potatos and it’s wheat starch, not corn.

lowleveldata ,

What’s so unholy about it tho

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

ham

troybot ,

Yeah the Bible has specific rules about eating pig

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Ham haram

Soulg ,

It’s also not kosher and Christians really aren’t supposed to eat it either they just don’t give a shit about what the Bible says

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

“Don’t give a shit about the repressive stuff” was kind of Jesus’ vibe anyways

superkret ,

Jesus died so I wouldn’t have to read all that.

Zombie ,

Christians regularly ignore the 10 commandments, the most basic of rules in their religion. Of course they’ll ignore the stuff that means they can’t eat tasty pork

Klear ,

https://assets.penny-arcade.com/comics/panels/20040324-M48DnLsN-p2.jpg

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

ham hammer hammerst

Draegur ,

Actually it has a fair bit of fat.

themeatbridge ,

And likely a fair bit of bone and connective tissue, but it’s all been processed and homogenized.

3ntranced ,

Just like my chicken nuggies

JusticeForPorygon ,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

I was gonna say has this person ever had Spam? It’s borderline volatile because it’s like 60% water and fat.

addictedtochaos ,

is the liquify and emulsion part true?

OpenPassageways ,

I’m not sure how else it would hold together

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Pressing. Pressing hard.

addictedtochaos ,

i guess you must be right

bluewing ,

Yes it is.

When processed, the meat bits, (and yes they are leftover meat bits), are ground into a paste with water added, (nearly all ham you buy has “Water Added” listed on the tag - exception would be something like “country ham” or prosciutto ham), then pumped into a carboy, (the paste is then called babbit), seasonings are then mixed in and then molded by machine into a glorious block 'o ham! To be sold at your local Deli as part of a delicious sandwich for which you happily pay your “hardly earned” monies.

addictedtochaos ,

thanks, thats horrid, i will not eat ham or spam. another thing i cant eat…

bluewing ,

Eh, such products minimize the waste of things that would otherwise be thrown away and lost. Us humans have been processing the scraps and leftovers of our food into other edible products for as long as we can remember - Waste not, Want not.

The problem is the disconnect modern urbanites have from their food and not knowing how it gets made. If you like deli ham eat it! (in moderation as all things should be), it’s not all that different in processing than a hot dog, sausage, or hamburger. Or even cheese…

FarmTaco ,

great, now I cant have hot dogs, sausages, hamburgers or cheese!!!

bluewing ,

You are going to need to go beyond vegan and need to learn how to live on air and love only.

FarmTaco ,

I think love might actually be more toxic than hotdogs depending on the manufacturer of both

Vivendi ,

I don’t see how this is particularly any more gross than other ways of preparing meat?

I mean shit you kill something and eat it, however you go at it, meat’s meat.

BakerBagel ,

How is that any different than a sausage, hamburger, or any other food using ground meat? If we are going to eat meat, it’s better to utilize as much of the animal as possible.

BruceTwarzen ,

For some reason babbit is like the grossest sounding thing in the universe

thermal_shock ,

well thank babbit for that

iAvicenna ,
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

put it side by side with a piece of meat you will be convinced

Tiuku ,

Holy cow that’s long

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d5771d86-256a-4ba4-b051-027e12c897eb.gif

Routhinator ,
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Prism? Thats a cuboid.

MartianSands ,

Cuboids are prisms. Specially, they’re rectangular prisms

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

How many cc’s?

FlorianSimon ,

God, my sister bought a can because she was visiting and wanted to try it, and didn’t eat it before leaving so I thought I’d eat it to get rid of it… 😩

I can’t remember the last time I gagged while eating something, but this caused me to almost vomit mom’s spaghetti.

That’s dog food. Not meant for human consumption.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

The secret is to not smell it

psycho_driver ,

Also not to taste it.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Mayo helps

iheartneopets ,

Somehow, though, when it’s pan-fried in teriyaki sauce and put over rice, it becomes delicious. Musubi gang wya

aniki ,

That’s spam though, right? This is different. Somehow worse. I used to love to cook spam and rice in college. Throw in some frozen veggies and you’re half way to a decent meal.

iheartneopets ,

Oh, is that not spam in the pic? Thought it was, my bad!

BakerBagel ,

It’s a deli ham. It’s typically sliced extremely thin and put into sandwichs

BruceTwarzen ,

The food i give my dog smells way better than that.

wieson ,

Really putting the delicat in Delicatessen.

MHanak ,

Read by jeaney collects: youtu.be/PJt64x3aEv8

lazycouchpotato ,
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youtu.be/UBWvxsCG1yk

A different horror-ified version that I like.

thesporkeffect ,

Who wrote this? Ill buy your book

sicarius ,

Reminds me of the writing of David wrong / Jason pargin who wrote the John dies at the ends series of books.

Zorsith ,
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And for some fucking reason, people then want the deli to chip(shred) this cuboid abomination.

janus2 ,
@janus2@lemmy.zip avatar

as a former deli worker i wish everyone who orders chipped anything a very fuck you

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t think this low effort spam is available in the deli section where I am. Though I would order it shredded just to annoy people.

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