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mechoman444 ,

Thank God I kept all the left shoes as a token!

(This is a joke)

Nuke_the_whales ,

Book written by Charlie Kelly

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Keep her fascinated even longer with some Himalayan chewy cheese!

OutlierBlue , (edited )

I always just pick up one of those double-packs of condoms and cheese on date night. You know, the no-Babybel Bundle.

frezik ,

It’s true. I once gave a woman cheese, and we were fucking within 10 minutes.

We also planned to hookup that night already, but it had to be the cheese.

niktemadur ,

Was it some sort of blind hookup Tinder-like, and the “password” was a real, actual piece of cheese?
Like with spy craft, “I’ll be at the plaza at 10pm, sitting on the bench in front of the fountain. I will be wearing a Gary Coleman “OBEY” t-shirt and carrying a dark green backpack. You will ask me for a piece of cheese”.

frezik ,

Nothing like that. I just offered to get some cheese for a pre-hookup snack.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

Wanna grab some cheese before we bone?

niktemadur ,

“Before we bone, I must tell you… I ate radishes earlier. Perhaps you should, too.”
And that’s how you get on equal footing before jumping into the sack.

blackjam_alex ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/1b01d3f8-2d52-42ff-b7a8-a05fa2feee4d.png

TriflingToad ,

GOALS

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Dating in Wisconsin

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

I’m straight, but 12kg of free, fresh Wisconsin cheese might open me to negotiations.

Gullible ,

“Baby, stop running. I have muenster!”

VonCesaw ,

If she’s running she doesn’t know what muenster is If she does know what it is and still runs, shes possibly insane and you are both better off

Schlemmy ,

Search for Pink and Brie.

DudeImMacGyver ,
@DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works avatar

I gave my partner cheese and we’ve been together for almost ten years, this is probably true.

Bunnylux ,
@Bunnylux@lemmy.world avatar

I’m sorry but I must downvote because this has been reposted to hell and back for literally 10 years on every platform known to humanity.

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

We are all your age with your memories. You found the secret, congratulations!

Even_Adder ,

That whole page is full of wild shit.

sentient_loom ,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

So you’ve tried these techniques and they didn’t work? Or have you not tried them at all?

pkmkdz ,

Bro tried them all but has skill issue

MontyBGud ,

You cant just post something wild and not provide a source, I want to read this book.

GrabtharsHammer , (edited )

Looks like “The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft” by Kathryn Paulsen.

JusticeForPorygon , (edited )
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

I couldn’t verify it but that’s the name I found too.

Edit: goddamn a used mass market paperback copy is $50 on eBay. Nevermind I guess I won’t be getting burned at the stake.

Omgboom ,

archive.org/…/the-complete-book-of-magic-and-witc…

JusticeForPorygon ,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

Good old archive.org to the rescue

Still though, I’ve never been a big fan of ebooks. As terminally online as I am, I’ve never been able to get into it.

Just a different vibe I guess

genfood OP ,
@genfood@feddit.org avatar

Here is the page: https://feddit.org/pictrs/image/fd73f9bf-7a90-485a-bc1a-1099e5a96bfb.jpeg

TriflingToad ,

that got a lot worse in the 2nd sentence

CanadianCarl ,

Page 98.

Sadrockman ,
@Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Not with that attitude.

LordWiggle ,
@LordWiggle@lemmy.world avatar

What!? Witchcraft? Magic? I don’t believe in that bullshit, but you most definitely can win a woman’s heart with cheese. That’s just a scientific fact.

Banichan ,
@Banichan@dormi.zone avatar

useless red circle

Redfox8 ,

I need the text highlighted please, I’ve no idea what anyone is talking about…

some_guy ,

And here I thought I had to share her interests and perform thoughtful acts. Cheat code unlocked.

zephr_c ,

I mean, if you have a shared interest in cheese this probably counts as a thoughtful act.

Squeezer ,

Wisdom.

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