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Worx ,

Autistic people are well known for not feeling the need to fit in. That’s why no autistic person ever spends 90% of their time in public masking who they really are

Agent641 ,

Dont get too close to the edge of this sarchasm, its a long drop to the bottom.

Palerider ,
@Palerider@feddit.uk avatar

Shit… I just gazed into that abyss.

Greg ,
@Greg@lemmy.ca avatar

Holy shit, I assumed this was fake but it’s not x.com/elonmusk/status/1830390502836854925 (link accessible as of 2024-09-02)

grue ,

The funny part is that the conservatives are the ones who are, by nature, authoritarian followers.

JerkyChew ,

Yeah, this is a really weird flex. They’re taking work from the author of The Mass Psychology of Fascism, which in a general sense can be used to compare Nazism to the current MAGA movement, but saying that those susceptible to it are… Beta males?

If these mental gymnastics were any more complex they would have won gold in France last week.

lauha ,

All the “high T alpha males” I’ve ever met are also the least critical thinkers I’ve ever met.

Tar_alcaran ,

And none of them have ever backed it up with a blood test

GroundedGator ,

Yeah I tend to think that anyone who identifies as high t alpha male is actually just the opposite.

They are usually the ones seeking admiration and approval. Meanwhile the free thinkers are just doing our days and caring for our tribes. No approval needed.

Thorry84 , (edited )

>be me >high T alpha male born to breed and lead >go to doc to confirm I am the most alpha of all >doc says your T levels are through the roof >fuck yeah it is I am a total chad >doc is like nah bruh you got the big C >mfw I only have 6 weeks to live

BruceTwarzen ,

That’s like asking the tallest dwarf to reach the top shelf

someguy3 ,

If every [Fox] screen says it?

It’s projection again.

AllNewTypeFace ,
@AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space avatar

So to get the right to vote you have to win a trial by combat?

winterayars ,

“High T alpha males” oh good, they invented a new gender again and it sucks.

Paradachshund ,

Bring out the scones and cucumber sandwiches, it’s high T!

NoSpotOfGround ,

Mmm, high tea… Haven’t played that in a while.

_stranger_ ,

like, super alpha this time. S rank Alpha, but with a T. Best alpha this time, we promise.

loaExMachina ,

How does it compare to sigma tho?

hungryphrog ,

Meh, I’ll just wait for the full release. Less bugs that way.

ShinkanTrain ,

I’m a high T male, which is why I started balding at 20 and my balls are the size of grapes

RattlerSix ,

I posted this on Mastodon. In case you believe"alpha males" are smart, there is a bodybuilders forum that argued for page after page about how many days there are in a week.

youtu.be/eECjjLNAOd4?si=Lf-fcuVnT4IWzKNB

RandomStickman ,
@RandomStickman@fedia.io avatar

I remember this thread once a year and I love reading it every time

Bassman1805 ,

“Pele who can’t defend themselves physically”

Like Elon, who pulled out of a fight he tried to start with Zuck because he’d get his ass kicked?

OhNoMoreLemmy ,

I’m still hoping this happens and leads to a WWE style outcome.

Elon has a heart attack on the ring and falls on top of Zuck pinning and smothering him. Zuck is forced to tap and Elon is stretchered out the ring

jaybone ,

I think his mom told him not to.

rockerface ,

I find it unlikely he’d listen to a woman. Unless maybe she threatened to take away the power cord

NoForwardslashS ,

Is he telling us he considers himself low T? Because it looks like he’s believing something he saw on 4chan.

scytale ,

He’s so dense he doesn’t realize he’s the low T person being described, not the alpha male.

DragonTypeWyvern , (edited )

He claims he’s autistic and has a breeding fetish so doubtless he thinks he’s twice as capable of sorting out truthiness.

brbposting ,

You gotta watch out with those

https://files.catbox.moe/1g17tl.mp4

Quik ,

This is not real, right? RIGHT?

can , (edited )

I have some bad yet unsurprising news.

Edit: screenshot for anyone who doesn’t have an alt front-end set up.

polygon6121 ,

Wtf

Diplomjodler3 ,

He always finds new depths to sink to.

DocMcStuffin ,
@DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world avatar

Just like the OceanGate Titan.

someguy3 ,

For anyone that doesn’t want to give more to xitter, musk did indeed xerox it.

can ,

I checked on Sqawker but it does unfortunately still require an account. I had a dead one from an old project though so it works for me.

Anyolduser ,

Inb4 people start taking a Lemmy shitpost seriously and argue with it.

unexposedhazard ,

I mean its an interesting subject so why not? The whole “what would the tribe think” thing is definitely real. But where they went wrong is thinking that this is a bad thing. Its literally the only reason humanity has survived so long. Without some sort of consensus there is no cooperation and no tribe.

The issue of “bruteforceability” stems from the fact that too many people are terminally online. In fact Musk is the prime example of someone that has fallen victim to this.

Anyolduser ,

Why not? Because this is a shitpost community.

unexposedhazard ,

Guess you will have to bear the pain of people being allowed to comment whatever they want. I hope you survive.

Anyolduser ,

That’s a funny way to spell “watch dipshits take a joke seriously”.

unexposedhazard ,

Unless the post is fake, there hasnt actually been any joke made at all… Its just a screenshot of (one of?) the richest people on earth agreeing with brainrot.

Rolando ,

I’m just waiting to see what everyone else says before deciding what to think.

unexposedhazard ,

Woman or low-T man spotted :o (excuse the trans exclusion for the sake of the joke)

Funny shit tho. Shitposters really dont like when people shitpost under their posts.

krashmo ,

No, no, you’re not supposed to post under the shitpost. Or was it post shit under the shitpost… Maybe it was shit on the porch? Shit, I don’t know. This is too complicated for my low-T brain to handle

idiomaddict ,

Trans women are women and trans men have high T, it’s not necessarily transphobic, just ten other kinds of bigotry

basketugly ,

Good for you to admit that it is true.

crawancon ,

interesting observation

riodoro1 ,

He’s posting 4chan screenshots now?

thesohoriots ,

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

cheddar ,
@cheddar@programming.dev avatar

We post greentexts and laugh, he posts this and says “interesting observation”.

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