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jaggedrobotpubes ,

You can tell it’s fake because Trump appears to be genuinely smiling. Dead giveaway.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, the closest he can come to an actual smile is this:

https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/t_nbcnews-fp-1200-630,f_auto,q_auto:best/newscms/2016_07/1422246/160217-donald-trump-jsw-1011p.JPG

resetbypeer ,

That’s the face when he comes off the toilet and dumped his McDonald’s.

thegreatgarbo ,

Mmmm, McDonald’s

Steamymoomilk ,

:|

I cant unsee the ASCII

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

There’s a smugness there not captured by the ASCII, though.

_stranger_ ,

:]

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Closer. Don’t think there’s a way to also capture the squinty eyes.

cafeinux ,

¦-]

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Hey, that’s pretty good!

frunch ,

LOL this is a great little thread, kudos to all involved! This really gave me a good chuckle

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Also he doesn’t look terribly out of shape

Wilzax ,

While I doubt he’s the spitting image of a healthy body, I’m willing to bet a lot of the chub on him is a bulletproof vest. I don’t believe for a second the man goes anywhere without one these days

db2 ,

And his hands are too big.

Thebeardedsinglemalt ,

It almost looks like Biden’s smile

Hydra_Fk ,

And he isn’t fatter and orange enough.

maniclucky ,

Heh, even AI can’t imagine that color being natural.

Valthorn ,

No you’re not.

ReplicantBatty ,

This is the worst thing I’ve seen in a week or so and the more you think about it the worse it gets. Congratulations on destroying my psyche, I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

pingveno ,

Can God have mercy on my soul as well?

Lawnman23 ,

You sick bastard.

pingveno ,

Merry Christmas!

peopleproblems ,

why

pingveno ,

Because we are in the weirdest timeline.

over_clox ,

Should have had him wearing a diaper…

hoss ,

Should have been me on that couch 🥵

gearheart ,

That’s enough Lemmy for today

Clearwater ,

This is literally the first post I saw when opening the app. I guess I’ll do something else.

casmael ,

Maybe take a walk or have a nice hot bath 🛀

ouRKaoS ,

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/a8e9bb31-cd2f-49b7-87e8-8efd32326bb4.webm

AlexWIWA ,

Straight to hell. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s enough time on planet earth for me

kryptonianCodeMonkey ,

gag

Dasus ,
@Dasus@lemmy.world avatar

Imagine Trump doing that quacking sound when he’s deep-throating Kamala.

superkret ,

No, I don’t want to.

Dasus ,
@Dasus@lemmy.world avatar

Me neither. Wise decision.

thefartographer ,

“How to unthink a thought”

Veneroso ,

Oh God I can hear it!

kryptonianCodeMonkey ,

No.

MeatsOfRage ,

He follows it with low volume but high pitched “oh mommy oh mommy”

drunkpostdisaster ,

This election just keeps on giving

Trilobite ,

They will probably take turns on his chinussy

A7thStone ,

Now that is something I didn’t know I never ever wanted to hear.

ArtVandelay ,
@ArtVandelay@lemmy.world avatar

You take that word out of my brain right fucking now

Lost_My_Mind ,

I don’t get it…

takeda ,

It originates from this picture: i.imgur.com/BkP2MQo.jpeg

Edit: I realized that it might still be confusing, so here’s more background: knowyourmeme.com/memes/piper-perri-surrounded

empireOfLove2 ,
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Hint: what follows next is porn

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Post the video already lol

CosmicTurtle0 ,

Obviously NSFW

I haven’t seen it so don’t come yelling at me if you can’t nut to it.

MeatsOfRage ,

I just realized I’ve seen the meme thousands of times but this is the first time watching the source. It’s like watching behind the scenes of your favorite movie.

tacosplease ,

Didn’t live up to expectations.

Probably not the video’s fault though. The meme is just too epic. The video never had a chance of beating that hype.

slickgoat ,

This is more disturbing than some of the more explicit gross stuff they could have done.

DogPeePoo ,

pegged.com

Veneroso ,

That was a risky click.

cm0002 ,

Oh hey, the domain is available!

Oh no, GoDaddy owns it :/

How fitting

cabron_offsets ,

fkn lol

blackbelt352 ,

Why must you bestow this cursed knowledge upon us?

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