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nawordar , 18 minutes ago I learned to dab while sneezing back when the meme wasn’t dead yet. I got so used to it, that I do that to this day. At least my palms are clean
I learned to dab while sneezing back when the meme wasn’t dead yet. I got so used to it, that I do that to this day. At least my palms are clean
NutWrench , 29 minutes ago Three toots is enemy action.
Three toots is enemy action.
Clbull , 45 minutes ago It almost makes me want to take laxatives, go “TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT”, then shit on the floor to assert dominance.
It almost makes me want to take laxatives, go “TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT”, then shit on the floor to assert dominance.
Okokimup , 57 minutes ago I said “beep beep.”
I said “beep beep.”
KillingTimeItself , 58 minutes ago move out of the UK
move out of the UK
FelixCress , 1 hour ago Wtf
Wtf
AeonFelis , 1 hour ago https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8ff57785-79aa-476c-8707-49987fce009d.png
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8ff57785-79aa-476c-8707-49987fce009d.png
lugal , 1 hour ago I love how the last full paragraph shifts the narrative from tooting in general is strange to normalizing 2 toots, but a 3rd one???
I love how the last full paragraph shifts the narrative from tooting in general is strange to normalizing 2 toots, but a 3rd one???
zcd , 1 hour ago This is so fake. Are we supposed to believe that the boss can predict when a fart is going to be extra nasty and adding an extra toot when he ALWAYS only does two???
This is so fake. Are we supposed to believe that the boss can predict when a fart is going to be extra nasty and adding an extra toot when he ALWAYS only does two???
i_stole_ur_taco , 1 hour ago I had a manager once who had 3 small kids and he rarely caught himself when he excused himself from a meeting to “go potty”.
I had a manager once who had 3 small kids and he rarely caught himself when he excused himself from a meeting to “go potty”.
Jaeger86 , 2 hours ago Record that shit, and watch the internet roast him
Record that shit, and watch the internet roast him
Wilzax , 2 hours ago That’s an HR complaint
That’s an HR complaint
ouRKaoS , 2 hours ago He has Tourette’s. You are now on HR’s “list” to be fired over something petty and inconsequential.
He has Tourette’s.
You are now on HR’s “list” to be fired over something petty and inconsequential.
NoForwardslashS , 2 hours ago The story doesn’t make sense. He only ever does two, three would be ridiculous.
The story doesn’t make sense. He only ever does two, three would be ridiculous.
some_guy , 11 minutes ago I’m gonna start a rumor that there’s a different boss in a different division that does four.
I’m gonna start a rumor that there’s a different boss in a different division that does four.
TheTechnician27 , 2 hours ago Most lucid Mastodon user
Most lucid Mastodon user
judooochp , 2 hours ago This is a shitpost? This boss is my spirit animal.
This is a shitpost? This boss is my spirit animal.
CodexArcanum , 2 hours ago More of a shart post at best
More of a shart post at best
tryitout , 1 hour ago Thanks to the third toot.
Thanks to the third toot.