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nawordar ,

I learned to dab while sneezing back when the meme wasn’t dead yet. I got so used to it, that I do that to this day. At least my palms are clean

NutWrench ,
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Three toots is enemy action.

Clbull ,

It almost makes me want to take laxatives, go “TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT”, then shit on the floor to assert dominance.

Okokimup ,
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I said “beep beep.”

KillingTimeItself ,

move out of the UK

FelixCress ,

Wtf

AeonFelis ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8ff57785-79aa-476c-8707-49987fce009d.png

lugal ,

I love how the last full paragraph shifts the narrative from tooting in general is strange to normalizing 2 toots, but a 3rd one???

zcd ,

This is so fake. Are we supposed to believe that the boss can predict when a fart is going to be extra nasty and adding an extra toot when he ALWAYS only does two???

i_stole_ur_taco ,

I had a manager once who had 3 small kids and he rarely caught himself when he excused himself from a meeting to “go potty”.

Jaeger86 ,

Record that shit, and watch the internet roast him

Wilzax ,

That’s an HR complaint

ouRKaoS ,

He has Tourette’s.

You are now on HR’s “list” to be fired over something petty and inconsequential.

NoForwardslashS ,

The story doesn’t make sense. He only ever does two, three would be ridiculous.

some_guy ,

I’m gonna start a rumor that there’s a different boss in a different division that does four.

TheTechnician27 ,
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Most lucid Mastodon user

judooochp ,

This is a shitpost? This boss is my spirit animal.

CodexArcanum ,

More of a shart post at best

tryitout ,

Thanks to the third toot.

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