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Eczpurt ,

Straight up Beetlejuiced a nasty fart into existence.

etchinghillside ,

You unlock legendary at 4 toots.

eager_eagle ,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

Only 0.04% of employees have this

callouscomic ,

Is there a strategy guide online for this trophy?

variants ,

gotta kiss a lot of ass to get that promotion

MehBlah ,

The forth one is always a shart.

halvar ,

toot. toot. toot. TOOOOOT

and that’s how the universe got created kids

Aurenkin ,

And on the fourth toot, God evacuated the heaven and the earth.

MeatPilot ,
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That’s a shart

salvaria ,

Wasn’t someone saying “toot toot” and farting a part of Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide? Lol

iamericandre ,

Memory unlocked

Edit: Timmy toot toot ned.fandom.com/…/Otherwise_if_there's_no_administ…

LeFrog ,
@LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

What the fuck

kyle ,

What is up with that title

rickyrigatoni ,

Don’t worry about it. Just don’t message soap members. Ok?

cm0002 ,

Confirmed, OOPs boss is Timmy Toot Toot as an adult lmfao

Bahnd ,

Holy URLs Batman!

ReynT1me ,

That show holds up so well I swear to god

RandomStickman ,
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It's impacting my morale and performance

I can't think of a funnier sentence if I tried

bobs_monkey ,

You are officially at war, beans are your friend

judooochp ,

This is a shitpost? This boss is my spirit animal.

CodexArcanum ,

More of a shart post at best

tryitout ,

Thanks to the third toot.

TheTechnician27 ,
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Most lucid Mastodon user

NoForwardslashS ,

The story doesn’t make sense. He only ever does two, three would be ridiculous.

some_guy ,

I’m gonna start a rumor that there’s a different boss in a different division that does four.

Wilzax ,

That’s an HR complaint

ouRKaoS ,

He has Tourette’s.

You are now on HR’s “list” to be fired over something petty and inconsequential.

Jaeger86 ,

Record that shit, and watch the internet roast him

i_stole_ur_taco ,

I had a manager once who had 3 small kids and he rarely caught himself when he excused himself from a meeting to “go potty”.

zcd ,

This is so fake. Are we supposed to believe that the boss can predict when a fart is going to be extra nasty and adding an extra toot when he ALWAYS only does two???

herrvogel ,

Yeah obviously made up for fake internet points. There’s no way there was a third toot, it’s just impossible. I don’t buy it.

lugal ,

I love how the last full paragraph shifts the narrative from tooting in general is strange to normalizing 2 toots, but a 3rd one???

AeonFelis ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8ff57785-79aa-476c-8707-49987fce009d.png

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