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MustardCabbage ,

… Oregon?

Korne127 ,
@Korne127@lemmy.world avatar

xD

TootSweet ,

This meme is 6 steps ahead of all of us.

We’re playing tic-tac-toe and this meme is playing 4-dimensional strategema.

lugal ,

I looked it up and Minnesota is no where near which makes me appreciate this Oregano meme even more

postmateDumbass ,

This guy is playing chess with motorcycles.

Masta_Chief ,

I take Strategema for my adhd

Frozengyro ,

That’s Mississoda learn geology

Lemminary ,

What happened to Misterssoda?

IkarusHagen2 ,

He is trans and now mississoda

some_guy ,

She.

empireOfLove2 ,
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

He became she. Burger became soda. Next thing you’re gonna tell me is that hydrogen can turn into helium!

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

It happens more often than you would think, due to social pressure.

a9cx34udP4ZZ0 ,

After the civil war completes, Emperor Walz declares the entire nation will now be known as Minnesota in a show of unification to the rest of the world.

PenisDuckCuck9001 ,

Oregon is like Minnesota but squished a little.

SilentObserver ,

No, it’s spelled “Oregun” according to big lifted, pavement princess, diesel covered in decals that just rolled coal in front of me.

li10 ,

obamna

reimufumo ,
@reimufumo@lemmy.ca avatar

SODA!!!

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

I think I don’t get it.

ReallyActuallyFrankenstein ,

The transitive property in action: Mini-soda = Minnesota = Oregon

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

So obvious, not sure why I didn’t see it before!

bizarroland ,

It's because they made it up. No one has ever referred to Oregon as a small Minnesota before.

They are stretching the story to fit the truth.

JigglySackles ,

I must be OOtL. I got the mini soda to Minnesota allusion but how does Oregon factor into this?

Soulg ,

It’s a shitpost, the joke is that it’s the wrong state

fuzzzerd ,

That’s what I was missing.

lars ,

This is the kinda community that requires more than 5 hours of sleep to digest. I know now.

JigglySackles ,

Gah fuck. Should have looked at what sub I was in.

AngryCommieKender ,

Oregano

EarthShipTechIntern ,

Only because half the metro population of Portland are Minnesota ex-state-triats.

MrPoopbutt ,

Mini soda - Minnesota.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

O R E G O N T R A I L

dethedrus ,

YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY

PostProcess ,

Love dying of Disney…

Trainguyrom ,

Real talk, I have the Oregon Trail video game board game and my wife and I were playing it for the first time and she said “you start first so I know what to do” so I flipped the first card and immediately died of a rattlesnake bite leaving her to play on her own

dethedrus ,

I haven’t really played the board game, as my wife and I usually get caught up in longer ones. But I do have childhood memories of killing many a brave group of pioneers with poor planning and too much bad meat.

postmateDumbass ,

Better than DYED OF DYSENTARY.

dethedrus ,

Probably a fine dye so long as you don’t mind everything you own being that color. Not to mention the smell. And being dead of course.

thouartfrugal ,
@thouartfrugal@lemmy.world avatar

Developed by The Minnesota Educational Computing Consortium.

Blue_Morpho ,

= Oregon?

Fiivemacs ,

Shrinkflation would like a word

downpunxx ,

i'm not fallin for it i've had my wheaties

empireOfLove2 ,
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I’m thinking about it and now my brain hurty

ccunning ,

Everyone in here confused, this is a great example of a joke vs a shitpost

Glifted ,

This is great. It’s like Shitpost-Prime. Half the comments are complaining about how it doesn’t make sense.

No one has even noticed that

  • A “mini-burger” already has a name and it isn’t "mini-burger"
  • The standard soda can shown is not a big soda
crozilla ,

I mean, Coke sells smaller sodas….🤷

Perfide ,

A “mini-burger” already has a name and it isn’t “mini-burger”

I assume you mean sliders. The pic clearly does not show a slider, it shows the exact same burger as on the left but smaller. Way too much going on in that thing to be a slider, mini-burger is perfectly apt.

TachyonTele ,

That’s because sliders was a sci-fi show starring the kid from Stand by Me.

bizarroland ,

Gimli was in it too

nomous ,

It was pretty good at first but when Gimli left it fell apart.

Rolando ,

My favorite Gimli movie is “Spirited Away”.

TachyonTele ,

I had a crush on the girl. When she left it wasn’t worth watching anymore.

Vespair ,

I believe you mean Joe from the singing cockroach movie.

postmateDumbass ,

Enhanced Burger and regular Burger

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

No, a slider is someone who can travel from world to world where it’s the same year, and they’re the same person, but everything else is different.

FilthyShrooms ,
@FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world avatar

But thats Washington 😡😤

bizarroland ,

Washington is above the red spot. The red location is Oregon.

Crackhappy ,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

whoosh

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

Went right over their Oregon!

thisbenzingring ,

Pop them right up the Florida!

postmateDumbass ,

Straight into Fuck Dakota.

lugal ,

Wrong again. He was one of the first, if not the firstest, president of the United States. They even named the capital after him because he was a capitalist

mpa92643 ,

I don’t know about firstest, but he was definitely firster. That’s why they call him a founding father, not a founding fathest.

werefreeatlast ,

No. You’re all wrong. That’s still my phone.

Noodle07 ,

No, this is Patrick

Peppycito ,

Washington is on the east coast dummy. It’s by Pennsylvania.

postmateDumbass ,

It’s the same burger.

sploosh ,

This is genius but too high effort. You may sit on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of shitost.

Shardikprime ,

This is outrageous and unfair, also a very unusual state of affairs

some_guy ,

Brilliant.

rickyrigatoni ,

This is an 11/10

CodexArcanum ,

Listen, I’ve been to Milwaukee…

TachyonTele ,

I’ve drank their “Best”.

EarthShipTechIntern ,

In Oregon, the township is Milwaukie

CodeHead ,

This is new Milwaukee.

It tastes almost as great as it’s name.

breckinva ,

The joke would have landed for me if you had chosen Wisconsin.

teamshinanagin ,

Yeah but Wisconsin is more of a medium soda so it wouldn’t make sense.

Thcdenton ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2085af88-9371-4bb1-9635-47ece1596b05.gif

modifier ,

I have learned so much about shitposting from this single post.

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