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Shardikprime ,

Popregon

Shardikprime ,

Fun-size tonic

Shardikprime ,

Tiny soda?

lugal ,

Now I get it

Peppycito ,

Small pop

Shardikprime ,

Petite libation

Oka ,

I first read “little soda” like a dunce, and realized “why is it oregon” and then realized I was supposed to read “mini soda”

I dummy’d my way to the solution

MonkderVierte ,

Caution, US-exclusive meme ahead!

MataVatnik ,
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

Even if you’re American it’s still nonsensical

I thinks it’s supposed to be Mini-soda -> Minnesota but the state shown is Oregon

Bronzie ,

Yeah I was wondering why Minnesota was suddenly a coastal state (enourmous lakes excluded obviously)

postmateDumbass ,

The punchline is obvoiusly: Florida.

soloner ,

I think that’s the part that makes it a shit post

tills13 ,

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    MataVatnik ,
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    tills13 ,

    Nothing funnier than an explained joke 👍

    huginn ,

    Q: What’s less funny than an explained joke?

    A: Someone bitching about explaining jokes

    roguetrick ,

    Me.

    InternetUser2012 ,

    GOT DAMN!!!

    MataVatnik ,
    @MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

    I’m sorry tummy issues making me cranky

    Decoy321 ,

    Be nice, even if they weren’t first.

    MataVatnik ,
    @MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

    Sowee I’ll do better

    Decoy321 ,

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/1650ae59-4fc3-461c-ac87-3839700ac4c2.gif

    aviation_hydrated ,

    Wait, the joke has wrong geography on purpose, numbnuts?

    Decoy321 ,

    Be nice.

    fosho ,

    really? you’re supposed to know it’s not Minnesota. SUCH AS AMERICANS.

    but I guess you grokked the comment like an average American so there’s that.

    where_am_i ,

    don’t worry, we, the rest of the world, have geography lessons. I know it’s California in the picture which is why the joke is so funny.

    sparky ,
    @sparky@lemmy.federate.cc avatar

    Alright fellow Oregonians, grab your torches and pitchforks, we meet at OP’s house tomorrow.

    jewbacca117 ,

    I’ll bring beer

    BowtiesAreCool ,

    I’ll bring weed

    bluemellophone ,

    I’ll bring hammocks

    Cort ,

    I’ll bring those little 8oz cans of Coca-Cola

    RogueBanana ,

    What’s that? Are you guys fans of oregano on pizza? I am interested to join in that case.

    sleet01 ,
    @sleet01@lemmy.ca avatar

    You magnificent motherfucker. You beautiful bastard. You incandescent ignoramus.

    snooggums ,
    @snooggums@midwest.social avatar

    I think I don’t get it.

    ReallyActuallyFrankenstein ,

    The transitive property in action: Mini-soda = Minnesota = Oregon

    snooggums ,
    @snooggums@midwest.social avatar

    So obvious, not sure why I didn’t see it before!

    bizarroland ,

    It's because they made it up. No one has ever referred to Oregon as a small Minnesota before.

    They are stretching the story to fit the truth.

    JigglySackles ,

    I must be OOtL. I got the mini soda to Minnesota allusion but how does Oregon factor into this?

    Soulg ,

    It’s a shitpost, the joke is that it’s the wrong state

    fuzzzerd ,

    That’s what I was missing.

    lars ,

    This is the kinda community that requires more than 5 hours of sleep to digest. I know now.

    JigglySackles ,

    Gah fuck. Should have looked at what sub I was in.

    AngryCommieKender ,

    Oregano

    EarthShipTechIntern ,

    Only because half the metro population of Portland are Minnesota ex-state-triats.

    MrPoopbutt ,

    Mini soda - Minnesota.

    snooggums ,
    @snooggums@midwest.social avatar

    O R E G O N T R A I L

    dethedrus ,

    YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY

    PostProcess ,

    Love dying of Disney…

    Trainguyrom ,

    Real talk, I have the Oregon Trail video game board game and my wife and I were playing it for the first time and she said “you start first so I know what to do” so I flipped the first card and immediately died of a rattlesnake bite leaving her to play on her own

    dethedrus ,

    I haven’t really played the board game, as my wife and I usually get caught up in longer ones. But I do have childhood memories of killing many a brave group of pioneers with poor planning and too much bad meat.

    postmateDumbass ,

    Better than DYED OF DYSENTARY.

    dethedrus ,

    Probably a fine dye so long as you don’t mind everything you own being that color. Not to mention the smell. And being dead of course.

    thouartfrugal ,
    @thouartfrugal@lemmy.world avatar

    Developed by The Minnesota Educational Computing Consortium.

    Blue_Morpho ,

    = Oregon?

    Glifted ,

    This is great. It’s like Shitpost-Prime. Half the comments are complaining about how it doesn’t make sense.

    No one has even noticed that

    • A “mini-burger” already has a name and it isn’t "mini-burger"
    • The standard soda can shown is not a big soda
    crozilla ,

    I mean, Coke sells smaller sodas….🤷

    Perfide ,

    A “mini-burger” already has a name and it isn’t “mini-burger”

    I assume you mean sliders. The pic clearly does not show a slider, it shows the exact same burger as on the left but smaller. Way too much going on in that thing to be a slider, mini-burger is perfectly apt.

    TachyonTele ,

    That’s because sliders was a sci-fi show starring the kid from Stand by Me.

    bizarroland ,

    Gimli was in it too

    nomous ,

    It was pretty good at first but when Gimli left it fell apart.

    Rolando ,

    My favorite Gimli movie is “Spirited Away”.

    TachyonTele ,

    I had a crush on the girl. When she left it wasn’t worth watching anymore.

    Vespair ,

    I believe you mean Joe from the singing cockroach movie.

    postmateDumbass ,

    Enhanced Burger and regular Burger

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

    No, a slider is someone who can travel from world to world where it’s the same year, and they’re the same person, but everything else is different.

    FilthyShrooms ,
    @FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world avatar

    But thats Washington 😡😤

    bizarroland ,

    Washington is above the red spot. The red location is Oregon.

    Crackhappy ,
    @Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

    whoosh

    snooggums ,
    @snooggums@midwest.social avatar

    Went right over their Oregon!

    thisbenzingring ,

    Pop them right up the Florida!

    postmateDumbass ,

    Straight into Fuck Dakota.

    lugal ,

    Wrong again. He was one of the first, if not the firstest, president of the United States. They even named the capital after him because he was a capitalist

    mpa92643 ,

    I don’t know about firstest, but he was definitely firster. That’s why they call him a founding father, not a founding fathest.

    werefreeatlast ,

    No. You’re all wrong. That’s still my phone.

    Noodle07 ,

    No, this is Patrick

    Peppycito ,

    Washington is on the east coast dummy. It’s by Pennsylvania.

    postmateDumbass ,

    It’s the same burger.

    CodexArcanum ,

    Listen, I’ve been to Milwaukee…

    TachyonTele ,

    I’ve drank their “Best”.

    EarthShipTechIntern ,

    In Oregon, the township is Milwaukie

    CodeHead ,

    This is new Milwaukee.

    It tastes almost as great as it’s name.

    fnie ,

    It’s Minne-pop okay.

    MustardCabbage ,

    … Oregon?

    Korne127 ,
    @Korne127@lemmy.world avatar

    xD

    TootSweet ,

    This meme is 6 steps ahead of all of us.

    We’re playing tic-tac-toe and this meme is playing 4-dimensional strategema.

    lugal ,

    I looked it up and Minnesota is no where near which makes me appreciate this Oregano meme even more

    postmateDumbass ,

    This guy is playing chess with motorcycles.

    Masta_Chief ,

    I take Strategema for my adhd

    Frozengyro ,

    That’s Mississoda learn geology

    Lemminary ,

    What happened to Misterssoda?

    IkarusHagen2 ,

    He is trans and now mississoda

    some_guy ,

    She.

    empireOfLove2 ,
    @empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    He became she. Burger became soda. Next thing you’re gonna tell me is that hydrogen can turn into helium!

    snooggums ,
    @snooggums@midwest.social avatar

    It happens more often than you would think, due to social pressure.

    a9cx34udP4ZZ0 ,

    After the civil war completes, Emperor Walz declares the entire nation will now be known as Minnesota in a show of unification to the rest of the world.

    PenisDuckCuck9001 ,

    Oregon is like Minnesota but squished a little.

    SilentObserver ,

    No, it’s spelled “Oregun” according to big lifted, pavement princess, diesel covered in decals that just rolled coal in front of me.

    dantheclamman ,
    @dantheclamman@lemmy.world avatar

    this is shitpost 5d chess.

    h3mlocke ,

    😾

    Sabata11792 ,

    Cansas

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