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ThanksObama ,

That’s just his normal breakfast.

peteypete420 ,

I don’t fucking believe you. No way that ass nugget eats anything resembling healthy. That pos probably has his cronies remove the non marshmallows from his lucky charms.

9point6 ,

That pile resembles healthy?

imaginepayingforred ,

What’s a healthy breakfast?

9point6 ,

Something like yogurt and fruit or an omelette

A cigarette and a coffee looks like a healthier breakfast than whatever is on that table

imaginepayingforred , (edited )

There literally is coffee on that table. You can choose to take the right portions of carbs (cereal) and fats and protein (various meats).

9point6 ,

…the coffee and cigarette is a stereotypical idea of a comically unhealthy breakfast.

that was the point.

There’s a hell of a lot more to eating healthy than just balancing 3 simple macros. Especially when what you’re balancing is a load of processed shite in bright plastic containers.

imaginepayingforred ,

So we’re talking about packaging then? Not the food itself? Do you know what type of containers yogurt is shipped in? Or even a lot of fruits? Surely you have a better argument than that?

TrickDacy ,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Lol what a silly hill to die on

imaginepayingforred ,

What’s your argument?

TrickDacy ,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

“shitty unhealthy food can be eaten in half the recommended portions!” Isn’t mine.

imaginepayingforred ,

Guarantee you’re fat

TrickDacy ,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Lol just because you said that, I just became certain that your BMI is far higher than mine. Which btw is below the overweight designation lol

Out here simping for Folgers and want respect!. Rich!

peteypete420 ,

No, but that particular cereal poses as a healthy cereal.

vk6flab ,
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Didn’t their previous sponsor, that pillow guy, go to prison?

yeather ,

Not yet, currently just super broke and attempting to pay for legal fees.

partial_accumen ,

Well crap, are there other companies I need to add to my list along with “Goya” for "never going to buy their products again?

Sterile_Technique ,
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recklessengagement ,
@recklessengagement@lemmy.world avatar

As much as I’d love to be picky I’m barely hanging on here, I’m buyin whatever is on sale

originalfrozenbanana ,

Hell yeah hang in there, I hope good times come your way soon. You deserve it!

b161 ,

Please consider: shoplifting

swab148 ,
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TheFriar ,

Stealing food from corps is never wrong

Thebeardedsinglemalt ,

I try to stick to what’s on sale, and go store brand when possible… except for cheese

kindenough ,

Yeah I switched to Badia

BrokenGlepnir , (edited )

I’m still on the buycott for Kelloggs after they dropped breittbart so all I buy is special k. Unless they’ve changed something since then.

Edit. Looking it up, looks like they were doing alrightish but then they busted a union. On the other hand Post is working with trump, and general mills has been working with Israeli settlements. I guess you can go with some small brands. I’ll still buy Kelloggs until I hear they change paths on breitbart since it’s what I’d been doing.

Davel23 ,

So you're boycotting Kellogg's by buying... Kellogg's cereal?

BrokenGlepnir ,

Buy cott. I’m buying Kelloggs on purpose

GelatinGeorge ,

What? Ah, nevermind, I got you. Fairy fucks

JudahBenHur ,

I had to read your message a few times before 1 clocked the U

protist ,

Cereal is awful. Probably just avoid it altogether.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

What do you mean? How else can you stop masturbation?

MeatsOfRage ,

I’ll never buy Maxwell House and Folgers again! I mean I never bought them previously…

Gerudo , (edited )

Hate to show you this…but there’s a shit ton of shitty companies

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/e792f376-7333-4ff1-9395-08b97b73aa50.jpeg

Edit- For some reason, I couldn’t upload the higher res version, so here’s a link. oxfamamerica.org/…/these-10-companies-make-a-lot-…

Mr_Blott ,

To be honest, it’s not so much shitty companies, but shitty purchasing decisions

I wouldn’t buy any products from any brands listed there because I know they’re cheap, over-processed junk. Literally everything there.

If you’re buying that stuff because it’s cheaper, you need to learn about nutrition. You can get far more calories/nutrients/minerals/protein from slightly more expensive products, costing you less overall

Lowpast , (edited )

…? Did you even look at the picture? That’s 60-70%+ of the brands in any major retailer. It a bit of an oversight to suggest that poor decision making is leading to buying from these shit companies. You have to actually go out of your way to NOT buy one of these brands.

Mr_Blott ,

60-70%+ of the brands in any major retailer

(In one country)

JudahBenHur ,

I don’t buy anything from LITERALLY any of those brands, and YOU need to learn about nutrition!!

you sound pretty good at sharing the wisdom you’ve accrued and not coming off like an arrogant, self righteous blow job

the_crotch ,

No problem, I’ll just fly to another country to do my grocery shopping

Gerudo ,

Did you look at the picture? Almost half the info graphic is international brands.

TheFriar ,

Well, technically there are a shit ton of shitty subsidiaries. There are only like six companies, period. Which is a problem in and of itself. And it turns out all six are shitty.

⭐️⭐️🌈✌️😘

abbadon420 ,

You can add Pringles to the Mars tree

x4740N ,

Going to need a higher resolution image, I can barely tell some of the brands on here

HootinNHollerin ,

Download the app GUU (Goods Unite Us ) it shows companies political contributions to which party. Or just look at the lemmy community !goodsuniteus

imaginepayingforred ,

Folgers is great

metaStatic ,

do you know where the door is or do you need an escort?

imaginepayingforred ,

For what?

TrickDacy ,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Leaving in shame, I imagine

imaginepayingforred ,

Nah, I ain’t going nowhere

TrickDacy , (edited )
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe to the gas station for some burnt coffee lol

Edit: people are seriously mad about this? I thought it was a pretty good burn

If

Folgers is great

Doesn’t get you roasted I don’t know what would

imaginepayingforred ,

Pathetic.

TrickDacy ,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

You wouldn’t understand the simple pleasures in life. Like coffee with a pleasant flavor… Or jokes.

Ghostalmedia , (edited )
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You just like sugar packets and or cream. No sane person actually likes the taste of that shit.

Edit: apparently a solid amount of Lemmy users fuck with Folgers.

imaginepayingforred ,

I’d prefer to remain ‘insane’ in the eyes of terminally online degenerates that never leave the house.

TrickDacy ,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

So only terminally online degenerates have working tongues? Lol wtf

drosophila ,

lol, because that’s definitely the shut-in stereotype.

“Honey I’m really worried about our son, not only has he not left the house for weeks, this morning I found a bag of coffee beans in his room that was produced by a worker owned coop in Honduras!”

BigPotato ,

I’m not going to pretend Folger’s is some fine luxury brand. I’m not going to pretend it’s even good coffee. It’s fine. Not great but fine.

Is it shit? No, get your ratios right and it’s fine. It’s cheaper and better than a Starbucks cup. If you’re going for black coffee, you can do worse.

Rai ,

I’ve had forgers once and it was the most dirt tasting bullshit.

I’m with you.

Furbag ,

I actually just like the smell of it brewing. Heavenly.

Tastes like shit, though.

AscendantSquid ,

Why is this guy being downvoted? Is there an implication of Folgers endorsing Trump? Is it implied that his liking Folgers is because of their Trump endorsement?

I’m genuinely asking, I’m hella out of the loop

TrickDacy ,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Because Folgers is horrendously disgusting, for one. Also I think it’s being endorsed by trump here…

bestagon ,

I think they’re just upset because they have different opinions on coffee

HootinNHollerin ,
AscendantSquid ,

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised but shit, man.

Blue_Morpho ,

Well I’m not buying any of those products ever again. They’re un-American.

nman90 ,

Him being sponsored by Folger’s has the same energy as this parody of a real Folger’s advertisment.

AA5B ,

Damn, I was nodding along, accepting this as real, for way too long

originalfrozenbanana ,

I love that he is appearing in front of A white house. Not THE White House but his base won’t care. The vibes are right, ya know?

Ghostalmedia ,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Looks like he finally found the right Four Seasons. Good for him.

Maslo ,

Yea, but he showed up at the employee entrance and won’t leave. They were in the middle of unloading the food truck too, no one got the complementary breakfast today

simplejack ,
@simplejack@lemmy.world avatar

The Four Seasons ain’t serving Folgers. That place isn’t a prison.

shiftymccool ,

I think prisons could be replaced by being sentenced to Folgers for periods of time

frezik ,

According to Scalia, a punishment must be cruel and unusual to be unconstitutional. Foldgers may be cruel, but it’s not unusual. Go for it.

superkret , (edited )

He looks like Great Value Candidate.

Or “Mom, can we have the White House?”

tektite ,

No. We have a perfectly good White House at home!

AA5B ,

Yep, and your home is your castle: you have the right to mag dump your gold plated desert eagle pistoleros at anyone who you’re afraid is looking at it.

Crap, now I want White Castle sliders.

Ghostalmedia ,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

You give me tax cuts for the rich, what little healthcare you have left, your reproductive rights, free elections, and the ability to commit felonies.

I give you, a pack of sausages and a tin of burnt coffee grounds.

ByteOnBikes ,

He’s so sleepy looking and low energy

OldManBOMBIN ,

So old and tired

4am ,

It’s weird

slaacaa ,

Sleepy Don

Blackout ,
@Blackout@fedia.io avatar

It was the words in his latest "intelligence" test.
Coffee, honey bunches of oats, sausage (jimmy dean & Johnsonville). He got 5/5 and is a certified apple genius now

InternetUser2012 ,

Wow, look at that guy. He’s old and looks to be suffering from some form of cognitive disorder. Is he having a stroke? Is it dementia? Too much adderall? He should drop out and seek treatment. It’s just sad.

ganksy ,
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There are dozens more on a table to the left side out off camera. Is it confirmed these brands had any prior knowledge of are actually publicly backing trump?

I am fully aware the personal pocket books of the heads of these companies are deep for the GOP.

wjrii ,

Yeah, I have no idea if this means something, or if Politics Gallagher there just brought out some props for “muh inflation” before smashing them with a sledgehammer.

lightnsfw ,

I would love to see Trump try to swing a sledgehammer.

takeda ,

Exhausted Don

Tar_alcaran ,

Doesn’t he look tired?

door_hater ,

Done for Don

pubquiz ,

I thought the products were an illustration of how much food is in his colon. You know: why he’s so full of shit.

i_stole_ur_taco ,

I didn’t watch it but my guess is the context is something like “all these groceries got more expensive under Joe Biden!” He was bitching about not being able to afford bacon a couple days ago.

MataVatnik ,
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This man has never done his own groceries

residentmarchant ,

What can a box of cereal cost, $30?

frezik ,

Damn avocado toast cereal.

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

Yet it’s that fat fuck’s lack of attention to pandemic profiteering that led to the inflation. The last 4 years have been trying to mitigate the effects of his half-assed handling of the situation.

Thebeardedsinglemalt ,

Isn’t it always funny that the last 2 Democrat presidents inherited absolute economic shit shows from republicans and managed to turn things around only to be blamed for causing the problems that were left to them…

fine_sandy_bottom ,

It just seems to be how it goes. It’s the same here in Australia. The conservatives fuck everyone who is not already wealthy, then the progressive get elected just long enough to get blamed for how fucked everything is, and the conservatives get elected again because they’re “superior economic managers”.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

The last three Democratic presidents. Clinton inherited the massive debt run up by Reagan and Bush I, and in just six years not only eliminated the deficit but also started producing a fucking surplus. If that sort of financial responsibility had been continued instead of being thrown in the trash by Bush II and Dick “Reagan proved that deficits don’t matter” Cheney, we would have eliminated the national debt years ago.

OutlierBlue ,

He was bitching about not being able to afford bacon a couple days ago.

That’s because of the lawsuits, not inflation.

fine_sandy_bottom ,

Surely they wouldn’t do that…

“Look at how expensive crooked sleepy Joe biden has made this trash. Who would even buy this.”

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