chemical_cutthroat , 4 months ago

I did this before cellphone and any sort of digital maps. It was hell. I memorized my city, that wasn’t the hard part. The hard part was the people who didn’t have their houses properly labeled with their address. Bonus points if they left their porch light off, as well.

“Why is my pizza cold?”

“Because I had to use complex mathematics to derive your house number among all of the unnumbered houses on your street.”