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bleistift2 OP ,
wise_pancake ,

If you call eating a bowl of fruit loops, watching two episodes of Star Trek (Enterprise S4E13/14), looking at tools online, eating a bowl of lucky charms, having a shower, spending 45 minutes looking for my headphones, then checking my phone and seeing this post a life, then yes, I have a very full life.

nightofmichelinstars ,

I was expecting a bowl of frosted mini wheats for dinner. You know, for a well rounded diet.

kamenlady ,

high fructose corn cereal

wise_pancake ,

Those are rectangular, if you want well rounded Corn Pops are where it’s at.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

What kind of tools?

Penises?

wise_pancake ,
Kalkaline ,
@Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

Here’s a picture of my dog to help you in your time of need.

https://leminal.space/pictrs/image/c569336c-99ed-4883-b146-e056d1adaa1d.jpeg

zammy95 ,

Oh my god I love them. Pet them lots for me

Kalkaline ,
@Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

Gave her ear scratches, just for you.

idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar
uis ,

Pet the cat

Viking_Hippie ,

She’s so adorable! I wanna boop that nose!

MECHAGIC ,
@MECHAGIC@lemmy.world avatar

I wanna pet her so much

KrankyKong ,

;)

uphillbothways ,
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

don't have a life, don't have content to post. don't really need it pointed out. refreshing to forget

JoShmoe ,

You can always post other people’s content

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar
ricdeh ,
@ricdeh@lemmy.world avatar
original_reader ,
MeatPilot ,
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world avatar
meliaesc ,

Now that’s some fresh content!

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah…imma need you fucks to up the shitposting. After leaving reddit for this place I am close to breaking my phone addiction and that just won’t fucking do.

VieuxQueb ,
@VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca avatar

I evwn did some laundry and other cleaning tasks, I don’t use any other social medias. I need content to procrastinate!

nifty ,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Lemmy: accidentally making people productive

wise_pancake ,

How could you do laundry and not even post pics online?

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Did you know you can watch people having sex on the internet? Apparently you can gamble online, too! Maybe check those two out and see if they grab you.

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

I like when boobs.

Grayox ,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

When boobs gamble

Fal ,
@Fal@yiffit.net avatar

Apparently you can gamble online

Options markets are closed

ReplicantBatty ,
einfach_orangensaft ,
meliaesc ,

Change is SCARY.

Varyk ,

Not even Saturdays. Every single day, I keep pouring hours into Lemmy, and then just because I don’t provide any content whatsoever, I get so confused every 20 minutes when I check for new content

fastandcurious ,
@fastandcurious@lemmy.world avatar

It would have been hilarious if no one had commented, or atleast that’s my idea of a joke

RIP_Cheems ,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Shut up, I’m working on it.

HonkTonkWoman ,

Not fast enough. Eat some raisins.

ivanafterall , (edited )
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Gotta get the week's memes ready sometime!

Blackmist ,

Let’s not go that far.

AceFuzzLord ,

No life here. Just spending too much time on my laptop doing nothing to be doing something.

ItsAFake ,

Satur6is the global hangover day.

gingernate ,

Satur6. Sounds like a planets moon

Asclepiaz ,

If I had a life I might have something worth posting.

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