hakunawazo , 5 months ago

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c1d34a29-77ef-4690-ba70-3771e452837a.jpeg

That’s why I prefer the flat flushing type.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8317088f-744d-4294-bcef-55a5e2c4e81c.jpeg

MIDItheKID , 5 months ago

Wasn’t this basically the original f7u12 rage comic?

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/dad4d55b-1ac2-474d-8225-3266f9fe3223.png

Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug , 5 months ago

It weird to think just how much prominent internet culture originated on 4chan in the earlier days of memes

Kusimulkku , 5 months ago

It’s the advantage of barely moderated places like that, fosters creativity since anything goes. But then again, anything goes is also a big downside.

6daemonbag , 5 months ago

Imagine being the first one to use a fresh porta potty. No smell, other than that blue chemical water down at the bottom. It’s so damn clean.

“Great!” you exclaim with excitement. So you sit down on that smooth dry toilet seat and, relaxing, a tremendous donker just falls right out of you.

The mass is too great. The distance. The speed and acceleration. It isn’t even a second of time, but you know. You know.

GaTHUNK

A cold blue kiss races towards the moon. A moon so relaxed the single crater yawns beckoningly wide. The kiss forms into a dull spear, racing towards the darkened maw. It enters beyond the shadow. Fully into the heavenly body. Cold meets heat.

You yelp in shock. There is cold artificially blue water deep in your butthole. The sudden tension passes and as your muscles relax again, some of that cold drains back down to earth. A light shower.

You were looking forward to this festival all year and you spend the entire time distractedly thinking in shame about how something so fortuitous turned to disaster in moments. You didn’t bring a change of underwear. Why would you?

flambonkscious , 5 months ago

Thanks, that was a great read…

I sorta feel the need to scrape myself clean after, but it was worth it

6daemonbag , 5 months ago

This actually happened to me. I spent the whole day imagining how blue my ass was, too distracted to truly enjoy myself. Obviously I told everyone because I also thought it was funny but… UGH

Pinklink , 5 months ago

And it’s always non-consensual

chaosppe , 5 months ago

Inside? Are you gaping? 😂

Kolanaki , 5 months ago

If the turd is big enough to cause the water to splash up your butt, it’s probably also big enough to leave you wide open.

Scubus , 5 months ago

Vulnerable yes, sphincterless no

umbrella , 5 months ago

i mean he just took a shit

pm_me_your_quackers , 5 months ago

Get rekt you non-bidet having fucks

Kolanaki , 5 months ago

“Hate it? I go out of my way to have it happen!”

pm_me_your_quackers , 5 months ago

Why stop at posiden’s kiss when you can have posiden’s piss

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , 5 months ago

Poseidon’s power washer

SatansMaggotyCumFart , 5 months ago

I pressure wash my prostate because it feels nice.

Assman , 5 months ago

Bidet? I’m not some weirdo European. Anyway, time to smear dry paper on my ass crack and then go about my day.

db2 , 5 months ago

Basket Case is such an underrated series. 🙏

samus12345 , 5 months ago

https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/96855699_3126281587434483_9223008008311668736_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p526x296&_nc_cat=103&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=dd63ad&_nc_ohc=THAyh9IjJ2cAX-ObOYF&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=00_AfBlPdK7f96hO1TEVqP32btWhqv2PAvxtINVmFdk_7DU2w&oe=65C5710C

db2 , 5 months ago

URLs with an ampersand break badly, try rehosting it somewhere like catbox.moe

mp3 , 5 months ago

💋

Kotsi3P0 , 5 months ago

Oh a good old Poseidon’s kiss…

madmaurice , 5 months ago

i…inside? 😵‍💫