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Scoutbravo , in Sugar helth

Anon already on type 5 diabetes

Racingradar OP ,

Better then these normies stuck on type 2, anon true god.

grillgamesh0028 , in Good boy
@grillgamesh0028@lemmy.world avatar

where is the dog tax, OP?

WE NEED THE FLOOFER PICS!!!

PrivateNoob , in Never been more confused

I mean the right bag seems more like red to me tbf

Black616Angel , in right place, right time

Yeah, I doubt the “live for free in the metaverse” part. If there even will be a real usable metaverse, it won’t be free.

rob_t_firefly , in I don't care as long as they're not wearing pants
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

None of these. You wouldn’t be in a human bed, you’d be sleeping in a bunch of hay somewhere just a few feet from the pile of wood shavings where your centaur pisses.

The living situation with a centaur wouldn’t be comfortable, but it’d certainly be stable.

Pinklink ,

Had to go to the hospital for shoving too many horse figurines up ass. They said my condition was stable. Is this the same?

ZombiFrancis ,

You did it. Followed through and everything.

habanhero , in Never forget

Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.

Pinklink ,

Bitch ima quarter-ass four things. Somebody stop me

Sloth , in Gotta get that calcium

malk

Creazle OP , in I don't care as long as they're not wearing pants
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Thurii ,

I have a question I need answered before I can choose: would gravity mean the half horse/half centaur stands with all six legs on the ground? I failed centaur physics, so please ELI5 :/

TheYear2525 , in I don't care as long as they're not wearing pants

Depends on if he’s cuddly or horny.

EfficaciousSkink , in Like bath time
@EfficaciousSkink@lemmy.world avatar

Back in the '90s everything messed up was “gay.” The teacher won’t let you turn in late homework, that’s gay. Recess was cut short by a fire alarm, so gay.

I thought we’d moved past that immaturity.

Ensign_Crab ,

It’s almost as though “woke” is being used as a euphemism for something that people can no longer say without getting pushback.

yesman ,

Woke is the exact same criticism the right has had for the left for about 60 years. Before it was “woke”, it was “politically correct”, and before it was politically correct it was “bleeding-heart”.

Conservatives love to recycle, at least when it comes to ideals.

RocksForBrains , in Like bath time

Reality is hard for conservatives, they have to invent new cope every day

grue ,

“Reality has a well-known liberal bias.”

Hextic , in Like bath time

“Down here, Woke is a way of life.” “Obviously the environment down here is all woke. The ceiling is woke, the floor is woke, the walls are woke, and to an extent the air is woke. And you breathe that in, and you constantly taste the woke.”

RickRussell_CA ,
@RickRussell_CA@kbin.social avatar

wat

ClemInFrench ,
RickRussell_CA ,
@RickRussell_CA@kbin.social avatar

Context, sweet sweet salty context!

Foresight ,

No in the west it’s people obsessed with identity politics typically held by liberals who are constantly perma offended

dangblingus ,

2012 called, it wants its unproductive and boring observation back.

Foresight ,

Funny however it is true

dangblingus ,

Doubling down on it doesn’t trigger the libs, friend. Go touch some grass.

Hextic ,

West?

Only Russians are so obsessed with “the decadent west”.

Why the fuck aren’t you mobilized yet?

Dingus93 ,

You can walk the woke but can you woke the walk? Check mate, curious!

0x4E4F , in Every. Damn. Time.
@0x4E4F@lemmy.fmhy.ml avatar

Walk in on your mom while she’s changing a few times and just stay there, like, not even being embarased… she’ll get around, trust me 👍.

redditcunts , in How did crocs come back?

Comfy and I couldn’t give a shit what you think. You should smell less I don’t have the issue.

DrPop , in Clarification

All jokes a side, I don’t know if that’s right, it could be a UTI which kills cats. RIP Luna we should never have let that bitch have you.

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