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PhlubbaDubba , in She sounds fun

Could be worse, she could have not trimmed her nails first

Jumuta , in Wholesome shitpost

if I use arch btw how cringe am I?

superduperenigma , in Ruling the tri state area

Springfield, USA

rizoid , in You gotta be kiddin' me!

Do these raccoon memes have a source? I wish to go there. I want more

expatriado ,

under your shed

Facelikeapotato OP ,
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They’re all over the place, but here’s an Instagram account that posts original raccoon memes: instagram.com/nocturnaltrashposts?igshid=MzRlODBi…

Aurenkin , in Think about what you're doing

Wheat fields remind us of our troubles, bread helps us forget.

RampantParanoia2365 , in The truth about Canada

…why is the bottom 50 pixels or so cut off the image?

DragonTypeWyvern ,

The deep state censored it

Neon ,

meme was probably stolen and the name of the original creator cut out

Moc ,

Contains the fourth thing Canada is comprised of…

OrteilGenou ,

Sharp angles?

Carlo , in Wholesome shitpost

Not using the word “cringe” as a descriptor is the first step on the road to a better life.

Annoyed_Crabby , in Ruling the tri state area

Same to me with Townsville.

cmbabul ,

The city of Townsville?

s_s ,

Australia?

dingus , in kamikazed herself

How did that even happen? It looks like some invisible force yeeted the baby to the side?

Specific_Skunk ,
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Have you met babies? They are eating, pooping, suicide machines.

dingus ,

It sure seems that way! Have you heard of that game where you have to constant try to prevent the baby from suiciding lol??

codRL ,

Yeah I lived through that simulation with my daughter up to age 3.

Edit: loved to lived

Excrubulent ,
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I hope she grew out of it after age 3, and didn’t just like… win the game.

codRL ,

She grew out of it! My comment was kind of ominous now that I look back on it, haha!

killeronthecorner ,
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Best is when you’re holding with two hands/arms and you take the top one away for one second and that’s when they decide to go for a gold medal landing.

Fuck_u_spez_ , (edited )

Can you blame them? Two people decide to fuck each other and then a whole-ass new person has to work and pay taxes and suffer for 80 years? I’m still not over it.

tym ,

The smart ones off themselves by age 5!

Even_Adder ,

In a fit of rage, she threw her self back in preparation for a rolling tantrum without anything to catch her.

Dozzi92 ,
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It’s like a toddlers oldest instinct, just flex all of the back muscles and fly backwards. I’d be sitting on the floor with my son, tell him to stop throwing toys, boom, head hits the floor.

amio ,

Toddler Crackhead Energy +physics. She flexed her back pretty suddenly. Toddlers are pretty top heavy, and that arm rest is kinda rounded, so... flop, thunk.

The momentum kept the head out of harm's way, though, so that's nice.

shalafi , in kamikazed herself

At some point parents just say, “Fuck it. Want to fall on your head? That’s you.”

Usernamealreadyinuse , in kamikazed herself

This is some proper: fuck you, I’ll do what I want behaviour!

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling ,
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I work at a daycare. Today I had to write an incident report about a kid who tantrumed so hard she hurt herself. The little dipshit reacted to me telling her she can’t drink window cleaner by ragdolling with enough force to leave a bruise on her forehead. Her mom did not seem surprised when she heard what happened.

Stg children will actively try to kill themselves over nothing.

lemmy_get_my_coat , in The truth about Canada

What kind of issue does someone have to have to marginally rotate a red legend box?

PerogiBoi , in rad
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They say I need some Rogaine to put in my hair…

Jack_of_all_derps ,

Working out at the gym to fit my underwear

Scooter411 ,
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This is from the song “pork and beans” which is not on raditude.

SiegeRhino ,

Maybe if I work with him I can perfect the art

Adi2121 ,

Oakley makes the shades to transform a tool

ArcticLynx , in Black history month

This has got to be some kind of sexist spitpost, right?

SkyNTP , in The truth about Canada
Th3D3k0y ,

Honestly that bit of blue makes the whole thing pop. Looks really good

Betch ,
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As a French Canadian (Acadian), I don’t mind it either. It’s a nice looking flag. Something about the blue being proportional to the French speaking population kinda irks me though.

Mongostein ,

Albertan reporting in. I like it too!

Betch ,
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o7

bob_wiley ,
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Betch ,
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Hahah nice. I like both of these. I thought about the second one but then figured it was too close to the flag of France, even though my peoples flag is basically the France flag with a yellow star in the upper left corner.

I really like the first one too but I also feel like changing the maple leaf to blue would not fly with a lot of people.

Maybe the original Canadian duality flag was the best compromise 😂

zaphod ,

Replace the maple with a fleur de lys.

BaardFigur ,

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  • countflacula ,

    I mean… it’s at least a little bit of one

    trailing9 ,

    Remember the color for the natives and rejoice.

    Betch ,
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    OOF yeahhhh… oops 💀

    OrteilGenou ,

    You Cajuns and your starry tricolore are all right with me!

    phoenixz ,

    That… actually honestly makes it look better. No politics intended, just saying that it looks nice

    explodicle ,

    Man, your blue stripe flag is much nicer than our blue stripe flag.

    Oderus ,

    Looks like a hockey rink

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