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afraid_of_zombies , in Should I?

Is this Florida? In which case get a bag of bath salts first.

ShustOne ,

It’s Southern California. What up Riverside fam?

jayrodtheoldbod , in TIL "The Rock" knows how to speak swedish

That was Swedish Chef from the Muppets Swedish. Not actual Swedish.

Kinda disappoint, some of these guys will legit go multilingual on you, I think (Dammit, can’t remember his name, of course it vanished from my memory, he’s invisible, no not Kurt Angle, brain, stop saying that) legitimately speaks Chinese, so I was all, oh, of course The Rock speaks Swedish, why wouldn’t he? He’s the fuckin Rock. But nah.

netburnr , in Wikihow brutally kills 36 year olds
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What if I’m 4?

corm ,

Hey bb how u doin?

I’m 9 btw

aaaa ,

Dude didn’t you read the post? Half your age plus seven! That means you should only date people who are 11 and a half

Sodis ,

But 11.5 year olds are only allowed to date 12.75 year olds!

evilgiraffe666 ,

It’s almost like they don’t want kids to date!

JackbyDev ,

“I’m 11 so shut the fuck up”

NaNaNaNaCatman ,

16/f/cali ;P

jordanlund , in Wikihow brutally kills 36 year olds

Yeah, that dude is not 36…

jayrodtheoldbod , in LMFAO

I’ve come back to look at this thing like three times now, and I’m dyin every time. Shit is cleansing my spirit.

dylanTheDeveloper , in three’s normal right?
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Americans when they need to measure something

RojoSanIchiban ,

I’m sorry, can you interpret this as a fraction of a 747?

FlickOfTheBean ,

Fractions are for inches. any red blooded American would know that a Boeing 747 is about 8 washing machines and a half dollar bill long.

jopepa ,

Which half? Washington or Illuminati?

FlickOfTheBean ,

Per tradition, if we’re at war, Washington, if we’re at peace, illuminati.

If for some CIA induced reason it’s impossible to tell, fold both sides in until they touch and then you’ll have it.

jopepa ,

If for some CIA induced reason Washington now looks like a three-eyed Phineas how do I unbraid this 4-D dollar?

d4rknusw1ld , in Should I?

“LETS LAUNCH OVER IT!”

bruhsus , in Wikihow brutally kills 36 year olds

I brutally kill 36 year olds too, usually by gassing them with RAID for trying to escape my basement.

agent_flounder ,
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Yes, agents, this one right here.

Dxthegod , in Hopsital
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something similar actually happened to me once as a baby, and it turned out i had meningitis lmao

Ertebolle , in Wikihow brutally kills 36 year olds

Stephen Miller is 37, this tracks.

Hazdaz ,

Holy shit, I had to fact check this. I guess being an evil fuck ages the body. Wow.

Dxthegod , in Should I?
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that’s gotta be worth at least 5,000 points

xantoxis , in Wikihow brutally kills 36 year olds

These were originally labeled “56” and “17” because a Libertarian made the image.

BigPapaE , in The OG memes

I liked when they told you to turn to a different page and took you on a little adventure

ericisshort , in Wikihow brutally kills 36 year olds

That’s a ridden hard and put away wet 36.

jayrodtheoldbod ,

That is a “meth as a career” 36.

Philolurker ,

It’s not the years, honey. It’s the mileage.

voidhearts ,

This is the second time this week I’ve ever heard this phrase in my entire life. I feel like I know what it means but I’m afraid to ask

Cabrio ,

It’s a horse riding addage, a horse ridden hard gets dirty and messy, put away wet means it doesn’t get cleaned. Basically a dirty worn old looking horse.

voidhearts ,

Ohhhh. Oh. That was not what I was thinking at all. Lmao

Butters ,
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I think you and I are thinking the same thing. Guess we don’t ride horses.

Tb0n3 ,

I think it’s more the riding gear than the horse. You’ll get a rotten saddle pretty quick when the leather gets waterlogged and not taken care of.

Cabrio ,

You can Google it you know! It’s about the horse. That’s how I found out, it’s amazing the things you don’t need an opinion on when factual information is at our fingertips.

djvinniev77 , in Should I?

He’ll yeah…

“blame it on the thunda!!!”

Woosh!

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