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MissJinx , in 🤨🤨🤨
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This reminds me.the first time I went to NY. I was young and didn’t understand why americans were “more captalist” than us since we also had industries and stores… then I went into the M&Ms store and all made sense

roguetrick , in Sitting and shitting on my high horse

Not suitable for when you’ve got those real ass clenching moments where you internal spinchter has given up and the external one is the only one holding the line while everything else says “push”.

You lift one leg over to mount this beast and suddenly you’ve got to get the Windex to clean the floor mirror.

altima_neo ,
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That’s when you gotta sidesaddle

postmateDumbass , in Sitting and shitting on my high horse

Do not buy saddles from this person.

henfredemars , in pillow :33

Spicy

SatansMaggotyCumFart , in pillow :33

If you poke a little hole in it you can suck up the vapors with a straw and get high as giraffe pussy.

pelletbucket ,

surely there are parts of the giraffe that are higher than that.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Maybe, but do they matter?

Ragdoll_X ,
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Oh SatansMaggotyCumFart, your comments never disappoint.

yu_cosmic ,

You can get high, but only once

wreckedcarzz ,
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Worth

Sam_Bass ,

High and wide

pelletbucket , in pillow :33

the phone that I run my business out of started doing this. I could turn it on for 60 seconds at a time to offload my data and it would start ballooning and I would have to turn it back off once it reached a certain size. I left it outside to do the factory reset

drove it over to my local transfer station to make sure i didn’t light my garbage men on fire.

JohnDClay , in pillow :33
TropicalDingdong , in pillow :33

Capri fun

empireOfLove2 ,
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sluuuuuuurp

aeronmelon , in pillow :33

Any bigger, and that phone is going to float away.

mrfriki , in pillow :33

The urge to pop it up…

uservoid1 , in pillow :33

Looks like your phone airbag activated probably tried to save it from fall damage

bloodfart , in pillow :33

help him!

felykiosa , in pillow :33

Why friendshaped if not friend?

Octopus1348 , in pillow :33
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Why do I kinda wanna eat it?

NABDad ,

Spicy!

Hellstormy ,
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Hot pocket!

tobogganablaze , in People are just now finding out that there are 27 letters to the alphabet

Wait until you hear about other languages.

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