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eratic , in Bruh........
@eratic@feddit.uk avatar

Ankha has been my favourite villager since Wild World on the DS but now I can’t admit it without people thinking of this video

jarfil , (edited ) in incredible

Is this a repost? Has lemmy already entered the repost phase?

Sami_Uso ,

I mean, could you imagine? The horror…

PatFussy ,

Say no more, ill repost it 1 more time in your honor

ByteWizard , in You're basically losing money if you don't

Lottery and gambling are taxes on emotionally weak people who can’t do math.

ladicius ,

Lotteries unique selling point is hope.

ByteWizard ,

Sure, but the hope is a result of the first two issues.

They can’t do the math so they think there is a chance. And because they WANT there to be a chance they ignore every time they lose.

ladicius ,

I know you have a point, a good one, Lotteries cater to the vulnerable etc. - but you are wrong in one aspect: There are winners, in every lottery, and that’s what fuels the hope.

Even small chances are chances. It’s that simple ;)

ByteWizard ,

When did I say there weren’t any winners? I said people think there’s a chance that they might win personally. And you can state the gamblers fallacy any way you like, the fact that there are winners in a lottery has nothing to with the chances of winning personally. Bad at math, bad at logic, too emotional, call it anything you like. Any hope is a result of these flaws, not the cause.

www.palomar.edu/users/…/Gambler's Fallacy.html

lightnsfw ,

Probably more likely to turn 20$ into a fortune playing the lottery than most other ways you could invest it.

InfiniWheel ,

Honestly, chances might be extremely low. But if all it takes is a couple of bucks sometimes to maybe win even 1000, I’d take it.

ScrotusMaximus ,

Isn’t it telling that our society has to gamble on hope because there is a perception of no other chance?

Blackmist ,

Ah, my bread and butter… Thrill-seeking rich folk with a poor grasp of statistics and probability.

Manny Calavera, travel agent.

Ddhuud ,

They know, that’s their target audience. Desperate people.

corrupts_absolutely , in 250GB

just a spoonful

GCostanzaStepOnMe , in You're basically losing money if you don't

It’s fifty fifty. Either you win money, or you don’t.

anolemmi ,
@anolemmi@lemmi.social avatar

Just got two Powerball tix for tonight, thanks! Since one ticket is 50%, two should basically guarantee I win!

Gonna go kick my boss in the balls and walk out, should be fine, right? Probably.

son_named_bort ,

I see no flaws here.

Gigan ,
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

two tickets actually lowers your odds

50% x 50% = 25%

NorthWestWind ,
@NorthWestWind@lemmy.world avatar

That’s the odds to win both. Op need one of them only.

kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E ,

Go cast your fancy magic someplace else.

surewhynotlem ,

That’s why you should add instead of multiply.

0.5 + 0.5 = 0.10

So the odds are even worse

Karyoplasma ,

Correct. Do it like Homer and use you boss’s head as bongos.

Honytawk ,

That would imply the one organising the gambling isn’t taking a cut.

GCostanzaStepOnMe ,

Nah you’re wrong

ChlorineAddict , in Bruh........

I, on the other hand, do not.

desmosthenes ,
@desmosthenes@lemmy.world avatar

same - clueless but sounds like it’s probably incest porn

FUCKRedditMods ,

It’s probably just regular porn the whole point of this joke is the implication of incest from the commenter

ChlorineAddict ,

Going to need a source. You know… just to make sure the meme checks out.

RIP_Cheems ,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Why you asking for porn my guy?

moosetwin ,
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

if you really that horny then someone else linked it in another comment

DarkGamer ,
@DarkGamer@kbin.social avatar

I, uh, found it. [Very NSFW]

STRIKINGdebate2 OP ,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

Now that I’ve watched the video may I ask what’s the appeal of snagging someone who looks pissed off?

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

bisexual guys love a girl who can kill them

Spikey ,

youtu.be/-sMQpWCNTQw?feature=shared

Thteven ,
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

I knew what this was before clicking it lmao

Franzia ,

I… Heh. 🥰 To seriously answer your question I guess early childhood socialization? Being naughty and then getting scolded and forced to fix it and learn my lesson was fun. And now that desire to be a brat has taken on new meaning.

I guess being forced to take my desires less seriously in the urgency or the anger of the situation can provide a bit of risk, danger, or shock. The idea that I can do my best and they will still be pissed regardless and treat me differently because of it is so much fun. And then, its kinky so there’s aftercare where the attitude drops and I’m given love.

abbadon420 ,

I refuse to call it X. In my mind, it will always be twittervideos.com

user224 ,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Oh. I can’t tell sarcasm when it’s there. And I understand it when it in fact isn’t there. It is indeed truly NSFW.

At least I am used to putting my volume at 0.

IDontHavePantsOn ,

Well shit. There goes my suggested videos section.

stranger , in 250GB

Physical partitioning

Kruemel , in You're basically losing money if you don't

Sorry i’m the boring guy. It is (more than) 20 times more probable to lose 100% than to win 2000% in most gambling.

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

You’re going to get us kicked out of the casino talking like that!

ifGoingToCrashDont ,

Actually it’s 50%. Either you win or you don’t: 50%.

/s

byroon ,

That’s just what the casinos want you to think. They don’t want you taking their money!

orl0pl , in GUYZ VUYZ LOOK I FOUND HIM

Damn, they found me

STRIKINGdebate2 , in 250GB
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

So, can I eat it?

RTRedreovic ,

It will certainly be a Mega-bite…

BarrierWithAshes ,
@BarrierWithAshes@kbin.social avatar

That amount of fondant is lethal. Bout the same effect as if you were to eat a real hard drive.

postmateDumbass ,

Hard drives are not cake.

ByteWizard ,

Sure. This dude at a shopping cart and a Cessna 150. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito

Just believe in yourself.

Squeezer , in incredible

This bookTells you how to handle this, along with everything else you need to know to rebuild all systems in society from scratch should there be some sort of time machine based accident. It’s a good read!

dutchkimble ,

This is good stuff!

dutchkimble ,

Edit - now i need a big ass tattoo and a time machine

Karyoplasma ,

Eat lots of fat and protein if you want a big ass. I suggest pizza with eggs.

hemko ,

There’s also [The Knowledge: How to Rebuild Our World from Scratch](!wiki The Knowledge: How to Rebuild Our World from Scratch) by Lewis Dartnel. Great book

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

This book tells you that it’s really, really fucking hard.

Squeezer ,

That looks fascinating! Pricey on the second hand market it seems. I’ll have to shop around. Thanks, great counterpoint.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t have the book myself, but he gave a TED talk which I saw.

Squeezer ,

Probably on YouTube then, I’ll track him down :)

Squeezer ,

Got him: youtu.be/5ODzO7Lz_pw?si=2IGCOLh-ZC86TYqL

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

The fact that neither of these is the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy makes me weep for mankind. Where’s my overpass!?

orphiebaby ,

I read this recently. It’s great, though I think it could give clearer instructions with more diagrams, and cover some subjects a lot better

someguy3 , in They deserve to hear it

I normally say squats are life, but in this case squats are… death?

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

You have to be pretty strong to do squats without muscles.

creditCrazy , in Today's history lesson
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Surprised irland isn’t yellow arint they known for liking potatoes

ArcticLynx , in Just dating sim things

him?

trashgirlfriend ,

Him.

_number8_ , in Horse

play a record

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