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Artgarciasc , in Looking for something, bub?

Most people I know keep their Raid under the kitchen sink. I’m going to buy a big bag of plastic spiders and place them on their cans.

RBWells , in 100, here I cum

According to my kids:

0-30 is young.

31-60 is middle aged.

61-90 is old.

Over 90 is fucking old.

Obi ,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Fuck. I’m really middle aged aren’t I…

daFRAKKINpope ,

You and me both Obi.

jdsquared ,

I’m just about to get old LOL

nxfsi ,

How fucking old are your kids for them to say that? Real kids would definitely say that 25 is approaching retirement age.

EvilCartyen ,

All kids are real kids. Maybe the kids you know are just dumber than this guys kids 😂

RBWells ,

Youngest is 17, oldest is 31. But it was the younger ones when they were around 10 - I think they were just mathematically calculating the middle third. I’m almost in their “old” category now and think that because (fit) people are aging more slowly than past generations middle age is stretching out, if you are defining it as able bodied and working. That stretches it to like 75 for some people. I don’t think over 30 is “young” though, so if there are only 3 categories it’s middle aged, and no way is 75 not old, if you are fit, healthy, and working at that age you are a fit old person.

And who can’t rock a bikini at 30? WTF, where do you live?

ZzyzxRoad ,

And who can’t rock a bikini at 30? WTF, where do you live?

Yeah, wtf are these comments saying “many people have been nursing back problems for years by their 30th birthday” lmfao. Like what world do they live in? Realistically though, they’re probably 12 and think 30 is ancient.

Touching_Grass ,

Different generation. My dads generation had 8 kids and more banned chemicals plus decades of being hit by cars and falling out of trucks.

keyez ,

Same, even when I was in Jr High I thought people about to graduate college were old and may well be middle aged compared to me.

jayrodtheoldbod ,

The whole point of calling somebody “middle-aged” is that they’re in that indeterminate space where they definitely aren’t young anymore, but they aren’t like, old, old, yet, basically they’re still able-bodied enough to hold down a job.

Not one. Not the other. Somewhere in the middle. Middle-aged.

30 isn’t so old, but it depends hard on the person in question, some are still in great shape, but many 30-year-olds have been nursing a back problem and/or jacked knees for years by the time the birthday comes, they sure as hell don’t feel young. Some 30s haven’t had kids yet, some of them have kids in middle school. So that averages out, and we onboard you to this shitty party at 30. If you can still rock the swimwear at 30, do it, and don’t take it for granted.

For the record, we don’t care what children think old is. Children are insane.

omey , in 100, here I cum

Awshit. I’m nearly middle-aged then.

mich_iel , in lol

haven’t they suffered enough?!

AlmightySnoo , in Its friday, Confess your sins
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I ordered pizza with tuna and onion 😔

Ginjutsu ,

lord, this soul is beyond saving

7u5k3n ,

Jfc man… I’m not sure professional therapy can bring you back

HellAwaits ,

You need brain surgery

AlmightySnoo ,
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your username is fitting too!

nakal ,
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No pepperoni?

AlmightySnoo ,
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no 😔

FartsWithAnAccent ,
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Username checks out I guess?

random_character_a ,
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When it comes to usernames, I hope you ain’t German.

FartsWithAnAccent ,
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It varies based on what I’ve been eating.

Lowered_lifted , in lol
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  1. Korean women don’t deserve that, it’s the government that is bad not the citizens
  2. What is this zoomer greentext, this is cringe
Diabolo96 ,

the Lamest greentext i ever read. Where’s the weird plot twist that either make me lol or want to gouge my eyes out.

chicagohuman ,

And why isn’t it green??

Chickenstalker , in Its friday, Confess your sins

> friday

That’s a weird looking Islamic cleric

AlmightySnoo , (edited )
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it’s the newbie who just converted, he still needs to get used to it

Kantiberl , in *LLMs and AI art stepping over the corpse of NFTs*
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Calling AI a fad is like calling electricity a fad.

kitonthenet , (edited )

You lot would’ve said the same thing about self driving cars, crypto, NFTs, solar-freaking-roadways etc

People are so fucking sick of tech hype

Edit: how could I forget the metaverse! The f u t u r e

Edit2: sam altman of openAI fame, is literally a crypto grifter, he wanted to make GPT so he could ruin the internet and real life so he could force you to buy his stupid crypto coin
https://www.reuters.com/technology/openais-sam-altman-launches-worldcoin-crypto-project-2023-07-24/

Kantiberl ,
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AI is literally going to change everything. It's already started, don't you feel it?

kitonthenet ,

No, and that’s exactly what the crypto, NFT, metaverse, self driving cars, solar roadways guys said. Show me

I’m not buying Sam Altmans fucking crypto coin

PlatinumPangolin ,

Yea, if only there were real world applications for AI. Like image/video generation and editing, text generation including code, audio processing and generation, object recognition and image classification, fraud detection, medical diagnosis, predictions in general, protein folding, or even just general data analysis. Then it might actually take off.

OpenGPT is just an LLM but that's only one small facet of AI. When people talk about AI and only mean LLMs or even one specific guy/company, it's a clear sign they don't know any more about AI than that one Vox article they read 2 months ago.

kitonthenet ,

Go on then, write me an app, AI boy

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  • kitonthenet ,

    Jesus you are dense

    Why not get an AI to explain it to me then

    all I can say is wait and see

    This is yet again exactly what the NFT guys said

    If you have any peer reviewed sources about brain wave whatever go ahead and drop them, but you’re doing all the same hype shit every other tech scam has done

    throwsbooks ,

    Decoding Brain Representations by Multimodal Learning of Neural Activity and Visual Features, DOI 10.1109/TPAMI.2020.2995909

    Published in 2020 by the IEEE. ieeexplore.ieee.org/document/9097411

    kitonthenet ,

    So wait a minute, this 3 year old paper that isn’t related to the current crop of AI fad hype at all, and that’s supposed to sell me on das future? Also just going back to your original post I really appreciate “prediction in general” you can keep your AI astrologers lol

    Kantiberl ,
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    Lol

    throwsbooks ,

    I’m not the original person you replied to, bud. I just wanted to find something peer reviewed for you on getting images from brain scans, since you doubted that’s a thing.

    But like, you could also just look at the scene in the computer science field overall, if you’d like something more recent. Like the full journal from the IEEE, or maybe that little journal called Nature.

    What do you think computer science departments at universities even do??

    howsetheraven ,

    You wouldn’t need an AI to predict this low effort response from you after getting exactly what you asked for. What’d you do, look at the date and instantly form an opinion? Do you scoff at textbooks because they were written years prior to your birth?

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  • kitonthenet ,

    The NFT people said the exact same thing. The wright brothers did not sell people on the dream of the Boeing 707, they sold the wright model A, an actual product to an actual customer. You are not selling me the wright model A

    Fried_out_Kombi , (edited )
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    Yeah, I’m working at a company that traditionally makes digital signal processors for telecommunications, and even we’re using AI for actual practical applications. The current project I’m working on is applying an object detection model to detect different signal types in 2D spectrograms. The old way takes like 15 minutes to scan and detect across a wide band. This technique is likely going to be an order of magnitude faster (at least based on preliminary results) and lower-power, as you only need to capture one set of samples, then let the computer vision do most of the rest. The old way to scan for signals required taking a bunch of RF samples, which was very wasteful of time and energy, but there wasn’t really an alternative until now.

    Anyhoo, all that to say I agree with you. It’s crazy to equate AI’s capabilities and potential to that of crypto.

    nxfsi ,

    Having actual uses doesn’t make it not a fad. Like in the 50’s where even your mom’s toaster has to be atomic.

    Diabolo96 ,

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    Yes honey. Now eat it.

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    HardlightCereal ,

    Coal fire powered electricity is a fad.

    Default_Defect ,
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    For most of the techbros using it, all it’s gonna take is a new get rich quick scheme for them to jump ship.

    manitcor , in *LLMs and AI art stepping over the corpse of NFTs*
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    this one changes entirely depending on if you know what the image is from or not.

    vsis , in 100, here I cum
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    middle aged would be around 36.

    I didn’t come here to be insulted.

    lem_dart ,

    Spitting truth

    Dr_Fetus_Jackson ,

    Me: *turns 51 in a few days

    Also me: “fuck”

    FizzlePopBerryTwist , in lol

    Username checks out

    The_Picard_Maneuver ,
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    I read that as the community at first glance and didn’t question it.

    Zeppo , in This didn't start out gay BUT HOO BOY IT GOT GAYER AS I MADE IT!
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    that was pretty TF2, but i am not sure how gay it is

    empireOfLove ,

    naked men = gay obviously

    Zeppo ,
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    well, i know this is the internet, but also straight women exist… i think…

    empireOfLove ,

    Women are a myth

    Zeppo ,
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    I live with one!

    Gamey ,

    Fake news!

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    Apeeksiht , in You didn't bought it you rented it!

    buy laser printers. ink is pretty cheap and as we refill cartridge. i have a hp and and never suffer these subscription shit.

    andrew ,
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    Buy Brother laser printers, specifically.

    TokenBoomer , in lol

    He looks like Ned from Spider-Man

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