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FunkyMonk , in Continuing the milk posting

The rest are delicious paint, One is Ketracel White, it's your first day alive as a Jem Hadar, choose wisely cadet.

conditional_soup , in And now Bezos is trying to insert ads everywhere

Tbh, the worst part is when you pay for it and still get ads anyway. Feels like double dipping, but it’s obviously going to happen because wall street doesn’t like when line only goes up a little.

Bonehead ,

Welcome to cable TV in the late 80s...

dan ,

Yeah that’s totally galling. Shrinkflationfor online services.

You know some shiny-suited corporate asshole got a huge bonus for coming up with that though.

Fried_out_Kombi ,
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Enshrinklification of the internet

HerbalGamer ,

Rolls off the tongue

eatham ,
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En-shrink-if-ication

HerbalGamer ,

missed an L

Adori ,
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Man’s only gets Ws

affiliate ,

the problem is that making the line go up even a little gets exponentially harder with time. because the graph not going up at any given point in time is so unimaginably horrible to them, they keep having to think of new insidious ways of satisfying it

spankinspinach ,

I actually find myself wondering lately “what’s so bad about stable (+/- 5%/annum) profits for some stretches of time.” Sure you’re not eating up market share, but a couple million in the pocket every year really isn’t that bad…

I… May not be cut out for capitalism…

FlexibleToast ,

Only private companies can get away with thinking like that. Companies that can put the stakeholder’s interest ahead of the shareholder.

Wolf_359 ,

Companies who stay private can do this. It’s when you have investors that you’re fucked and the ponzi scheme starts.

The idea, in its purest form, is that companies will innovate to keep investors happy. They will keep expanding and making wonderful new products. As an example, a printer company will start making phones, then laptops, then maybe expand into chemicals or farm equipment, making bold innovations at every step.

Companies who can’t innovate do this shit (inflate prices until they suck) and then they die because they’re no longer competitive.

…in theory.

hemko ,

Yeah it’s crazy. We have TV plan with some 100 channels bundled up with internet, and sometimes rarely when I watch TV I’m just baffled by the fact a paid service still is full of ads

Touching_Grass ,

We let it happen. You either put your foot down at the first instance of this thing or you lose any ability to do it because it eventually gets so big you can’t stop it without some whole new technology. But there’s always going to be people who say “how else are people going to pay for websites if not advertising” I say not my fucking problem. Just like robbing my free time with bullshit ads wasn’t their problem.

clonedhuman ,
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I’ve become a strong proponent of the joys of piracy.

billy_bollocks ,

This. I’m building a media server as we speak. Fuck these assholes

railsdev ,

I really which torrents would move to i2p. There’s just not enough available there to make it feasible for direct streaming.

IHaveTwoCows ,

I am a strong proponent of finding other hobbies, but I have never been a fan of tv in general

billy_bollocks ,

This is really the best option. Plus media server

jmankman ,

The creator of the radio and even the US government were wary of the idea of introducing ads into American living rooms, but look at us now.

steelrat , (edited )
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Given my entertainment options, I found a small developer that sells an app for a couple bucks that allows me to pull streams through my phone and transcode it and chromecast it to my projector. Juijitsu Kaisen never looked so good.

SnipingNinja ,

Which app?

steelrat , (edited )
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play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.instant…

I guess I should mention they also defang, adblock, and can fake useragents if they attempt to block based on usermask/profiling. See why I wanted to pay this cat?

floppade , in I asked Microsoft's image creator to create "Godzilla in a 512k Mac game" and while this is not what I asked for, I can't help but be impressed.

Not what I expect to see, but also not disappointed. 🤣

GitProphet , in Retcon

relevant xkcd: xkcd.com/2799/

Edge004 ,

Also relevant: xkcd.com/1589/

DoucheBagMcSwag , in I asked Microsoft's image creator to create "Godzilla in a 512k Mac game" and while this is not what I asked for, I can't help but be impressed.

where is this image creator?

Granixo ,
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He said it was Bing.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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www.bing.com/images/create?FORM=GENILP

I mostly use it to put Godzilla in ridiculous situations (as part of a thread on a forum).

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/4b47b802-fbcc-40a3-9244-c547e9b3060f.png

AI_toothbrush ,

Need an account…

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Yep. Sorry. I already had one.

m0darn ,

This sounds like a forum thread I’d like to see. Are you able to link to it?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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forums.mst3k.com/t/dall-e-fun-with-an-ai/…/2155

It didn’t start with Godzilla, it just sort of evolved into Godzilla.

jballs ,
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FlyingSquid OP ,
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This is the best one I’ve done in my opinion:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e08d13d9-b7e4-4325-8e80-45cc4193006f.png

samus12345 ,
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I love that all the text is garbled nonsense except for “RAMPAGE.”

jballs ,
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Haha my prompt did say Godzilla in the video game RAMPAGE for DOS. So I guess it wanted to make it extra clear that it was RAMPAGE.

samus12345 ,
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Clearly it had no idea what Rampage looked like!

atocci ,
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I would like to contribute Don Quixote tilting at Godzilla

FlyingSquid OP ,
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He’s going the wrong way! I guess he’s heading for the more dangerous windmill.

samus12345 ,
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He’s noping the fuck out. Windmills are one thing, but that mofo’s the size of a mountain!

shadearg ,
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Rentlar ,

That’s neat to see. Text is becoming less and less like an alien language.

sharkfucker420 , in Retcon
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We could just call him Adam?

RizzRustbolt ,

I think his name is Maurice, actually.

A7thStone ,

Cause he speaks of the pompatus of love?

VikingHippie ,

Let’s just go with Space Cowboy, then.

Dogeek , in Retcon

The doctor is a monster for creating the monster.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

He acknowledged Adam as his son, and Frankenstein is a surname.

The name of the monster is Adam Frankenstein.

VikingHippie ,

Full name: Brigadier General Adam Frankenstein (Mrs)

LavaPlanet , in I could totally do that if I wanted...

I know this isn’t in the spirit of things, but, If you go through life comparing yourself to others, there’s always going to be someone more practised at something who possibly had more privileges and therefore came out ahead of you.

But really we shouldn’t be measuring ourselves in how much $ we produce, that’s a made up thing, anyway and we are worth more than how many $ we can make someone else. And we’re pretty much all stuck in that oppressive system. And part of being stuck in that oppressive system is brain washing you into believing your value is tied up in how much you generate. But even on a basic level we actually know that’s not true. You don’t treat disabled people like they’re worthless, but their earning capacity in a society built around able bodied people, isn’t equal.

You are a deep, rich, and complex, electrically animated meat puppet, and you have vast worth, you have just been trained not to see it.

RoseRose56 , in I could totally do that if I wanted...
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And mom next to you said “why can’t you be like him/her?” /j

MonsiuerPatEBrown , in Retcon

Slavoj Žižek’s Freudian-Hegelian interpretation of Mary Shelley’s story is worth investigating especially in relation to Shelley’s family, the French Revolution, and transgressive sexual politics.

xusontha , in Oh no...
Twinklebreeze , in Retcon
ooterness ,
creditCrazy ,
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That’s a ligit good holup picture

Ddhuud , in You're basically losing money if you don't

There’s this thing, called debt tho…

v3x ,

not if you gamble for long enough

statistically the longer you gamble, the higher the chance that you’ll win and make your money back, it’s math bro

lugal , in That verse was ahead of its time.

“I am the way and the truth and the life”

_Sprite , in Continuing the milk posting
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