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DigitalTraveler42 , in Reality for thee, not for me

Indictments don’t count for shit without guilty verdicts and seeing the orange asshole behind bars, and I’m not even a doomer about this, I believe it’ll happen, but claiming victory before winning is always folly, just ask Trump.

MermaidsGarden ,
@MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world avatar

Not that I disagree but it’s hilarious to see the contortions about how the indictments are no big deal from the “ZoMG Killary’s gonna get indicted any day now” crowd.

DigitalTraveler42 ,

Hilarious definitely, but not surprising in the least, they’re just a bunch of fascist hypocrites.

MossyFeathers ,

I’m not sure you understand what a doomer is. Doomers (as a meme) are people who are incredibly cynical and jaded; who believe that we as a species are fucked, and any attempt to stop it is like an antelope thrashing in the mouth of a lion. This idea isn’t inherently right-wing or left-wing, nor is it specific to any particular country (though it’s probably more common in the left-wing western anglo-sphere). It’s the idea that while it technically might not be too late to reverse course and solve things like wealth inequality, climate change, police brutality, fascism, etc; the fact that the people who benefit from these things are also the ones in power means it’ll never happen. It’ll always be 90% words, 10% action until it truly is too late; at which point they’ll declare that they tried as hard as they could and there’s nothing else to be done.

The people you’re describing aren’t actually doomers, they’re just concern trolls.

KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX ,
@KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml avatar

Doomers and concern trolls.

AlwaysNowNeverNotMe , in Reality for thee, not for me
@AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social avatar

I'll eat my hat after convicted and sentenced and not a second sooner.

KevonLooney ,

Don’t look at the conviction rate for federal prosecutors then. And stock up on BBQ sauce. A NY jury would convict Trump of just being fat and ugly, that’s how much everyone (including Republicans) hate him. People literally go out of their way to make their dogs pee on Trump Tower.

You will just change your mind and say “He should have gotten more time! 5 years is nothing. House arrest? His house is huge!”

For a former president, that’s the worst possible.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Maybe people in Brooklyn, Queens, the Bronx, and Manhattan hate him, but Staten Island, Long Island, and upstate NY are Trump country

KevonLooney ,

Where do you think all the people live? It’s not Staten Island.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

TIL nobody lives on Staten Island.

Guess it’s all vampires.

Tb0n3 ,

Such a high win rate for federal prosecutions is indicative of a problem. Whether that be only taking cases which they are assured victory or winning against those who are not guilty, they’re both wrong.

kirklennon ,

The criminal justice system is intended to be biased in favor of the defendants as innocent until proven guilty. Consequently, if everything were working perfectly, I'd expect prosecutors to only charge people if they were extremely confident that they could prove the person's guilt beyond a reasonable doubt. Taking cases without solid evidence and regularly losing at trial would be indicative of a major problem.

Tb0n3 ,
kirklennon ,

If prosecutors lost more cases, that would mean they were being even more aggressive in over-prosecuting flimsy cases.

VikingHippie ,

Especially when you dig a little deeper and look into socio-economic and racial ratios of both prosecutions in general and convictions.

It’s a system by and for the rich and powerful, designed to protect people exactly like Trump while criminalizing poverty and melanin.

bassomitron ,

Republican voters absolutely still love him. Just look at early polling for the GOP primaries, he’s still leading by a huge landslide in the majority of states: nytimes.com/…/2024-poll-nyt-siena-trump-republica…

Is it depressing as hell that so many people are still obsessed with this corrupt, shitty buffoon? Definitely. But I keep seeing more and more comments on here acting like Trump is irrelevant and his base is virtually non-existent when that’s just not true (which is ironic, given how one of the main criticisms against Trump and his ilk is their detachment from reality).

VikingHippie ,

conviction rate for federal prosecutors

The thing is that they, like state and local prosecutors, prosecute poor people who can’t afford effective representation tens if not hundreds of times as often.

If you isolate their stats with regards to rich and/or powerful defendants like the Mango Mussolini, suddenly they don’t convict at anywhere near that rate.

The difference is so immense that even an obviously guilty oaf with incompetent and unhinged lawyers like him is more likely than not to win or at the very least delay until his own death at his country club home.

Ya_Boy_Skinny_Penis ,

Oh so you “isolated the stats” then.

Great, share them!

VikingHippie ,

Even though it doesn’t seem like you’re gonna argue in good faith, here’s a review of a book about it.

AlwaysNowNeverNotMe ,
@AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social avatar

I'll sit on the laurel of all the presidents who have been convicted of their crimes so far.

KevonLooney ,

While you’re looking at them, compare their average approval ratings. Trump has the lowest of them all, having never broken 50% approval.

AlwaysNowNeverNotMe ,
@AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social avatar

I'm sure that will really hamper him in the popularity contest portion of the trial but he will pick those back up in the swimsuit contest.

sundrei ,
@sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I get what you’re saying, but yuck

redballooon ,

But it’s certainly nice to see that the path towards that situation is still open.

Steeve ,

I’m eat my hat either way because I have a problem

Lord_ToRA ,
@Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world avatar

What’s your favorite flavor?

shadearg ,
@shadearg@lemmy.world avatar

My scrilla on MacKenzie Tartan Tammy.

Dee , in Reality for thee, not for me
@Dee@lemmings.world avatar

Hell yeah, always love an anti-doomer meme.

Sharpiemarker , in Reality for thee, not for me

Lol got em

son_named_bort , in How could we have let this happen?

There’s a new Mexico now?

Lt_Worf OP ,

Slow down there, maestro!

TokenBoomer , in Reality for thee, not for me

Truly a shitty post- a Doomer

dancingsnail OP ,

I guess that makes this a bowel movement

ImplyingImplications , in I fall for this every time like Lucille falls for Gene Parmesan

Someone replied to my comment!
Nope! Piped youtube link.

eezeebee , in I fall for this every time like Lucille falls for Gene Parmesan
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

This is the best summary I could come up with:

OOH, MY POST HAS A COMMENT

NOPE, AUTOTLDR!

Tolstoshev OP ,

Well played you bastard :)

Sabre363 ,

This is the best summary I could come up with:

you bastard.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

This is the best summary I could come up with:

summary

VikingHippie ,

This is the best sum I could come up with

all fears

imgonnatrythis , in lemmy.world right now

People still use Lemmy. World?

CrowAirbrush , in Ouch

I just did a career test as i got curious, it said i’m social even after i explicity answered 12 different questions to imply i’m quite the opposite.

They told me to work in a kitchen, i hate kitchen and i have eating issues. They said i should be a amanuensis, fam i can’t even process a sentence the moment a needle drops in the middle of one.

If it was up to me i would just sit at my computer and eat chocolate while playing video games until i die.

I tried learning to code but i can’t remember what i did an hour ago even if i do it over and over multiple times in a row, multiple days or even weeks after eachother.

I’m not cut out to be a functional member of todays society.

BackOnMyBS , in He was ahead of his time
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

Probably would be a lot cheaper and respectful to just ask them if they have a dick. Where is this guy getting all this viagra from, anyway??

Buddahriffic ,

Once upon a time, if you just existed on the internet, you’d be inundated with offers for Viagra.

Neon ,

wait, you mean you don't get Viagra-Ads anymore?

Buddahriffic ,

I probably do but spam filters and ad blockers are better these days so I don’t really see them anymore.

TheAndrewBrown ,

Or, you know, if they undress for you guys to fuck and they have hardware you’re not comfortable with, just withdraw your consent. And how is he expecting to see the erections anyway? Are these women all wearing basketball shorts to their dates? Hell, if it actually was a trans woman trying to trick someone, they might’ve taped things down just in case. The whole thing is just insane.

FeelzGoodMan420 ,

You do realize that this is clearly fake, right? The mugshot is probably real but the caption is 100% without a single doubt obviously fake…

TheAndrewBrown ,

Are you saying it’s impossible for this situation to happen? I’ve definitely met people that I wouldn’t put it past them. Even if this isn’t an actual news story, if just one person has ever done this, then the discussion is legitimate. And I find it very unlikely it’s never happened.

FeelzGoodMan420 ,

Could this happen? Sure? Is it likely? Not really. Is it possible that out of the billions of people on this planet, this has happened? Maybe. Maybe not. It’s pointless to get heated over “hypothetical” scenarios, especially when this is a clear fucking meme.

luthis ,

That ruins the surprise though.

AI_toothbrush , in He was ahead of his time

Perfect way to filter out the girls without dicks.

vis4valentine , in Ouch
@vis4valentine@lemmy.ml avatar

My bully classmate was told he should be in the “informal economy” basically was told to sell hot dogs on the street without a license.

thisbenzingring , in 💪💪🇩🇪🇩🇪👍👍

Salmon are little fish? Some jackass has never seen a bald eagle fish.

eating3645 ,

The German imperial eagle reading minds, seeing the future, and attacking planets checks out, but you take issue with the classification of salmon as little fish?

AI_toothbrush ,

I think it was ironic? Maybe?

basxto OP ,
@basxto@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

It also compares two different things. At first birds from North America an Australia, then the coat of arms of the US and Germany.

GreenMario , in He was ahead of his time

Look if my dick found you attractive 5 minutes ago your dick isn’t gonna stop me.

cazsiel ,

based

luthis ,

I found out the same way a la Bailey Jay.

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