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NathanielThomas , in IRA

LGBTQIA2S+IRA

Colour_me_triggered , in I love d

If she’s that into dick pics, let us know where they’re sending her and we can try and double that 16M. All printed and mailed to her. Imagine the state of the mail service at the prison when they have to sift through a thousand sacks of Polaroids every day.

JoeyHarrington ,

Sacks lol

demlet ,

*Polaroids of sacks…

FTFY

moosetwin , in gotdamn
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

this isn’t funny this is just sad

goddard_guryon , in Ready for Hot Gronk Summer

More like “-20459 will be my year”

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Right. Didn’t know cavemen lived around Jesus’ time.

Nutteman ,
@Nutteman@lemmy.world avatar

You don’t understand, he means his 7th year of life will be his year.

regular_human ,
@regular_human@lemmy.world avatar

Midlife crisis

HonoraryMancunian ,

It’s incredible they knew how long it’d be until Jesus was born that far in advance

Steeve ,

They just looked at a calendar

Noodle07 ,

But not the maya one, it’s all wonky

jopepa ,

And “Hot Gronk Summer” this late into Ug-gust?

Evil_Shrubbery , in I love d

Wangs wangs

ScrollerBall , in Be a gentleman

Just the Tiparillo…

cyborganism , in I love d

She works at the NSA. She’s been collecting evidence about how many dick pics women receive all the time.

kameecoding ,

she just took home her work for the day

newIdentity ,

In Germany that might be illegal

But not because she takes work material home but because of employee rights

MotoAsh ,

Americans: Worker’s rights?! I dunno’, sounds like some kinda’ regulation-thingy, and we don’t like people forcin’ their thingies on us…

thepianistfroggollum ,

Only the Americans who have been brainwashed. The rest of us are desperately trying to undo the damage they’re causing.

MotoAsh ,

Yea, it’s just perpetually upsetting how many idiots think peoples’ struggles literally cannot be systemically caused. It’s always because someone didn’t work hard enough or is stupid, not because their boss failed to pay them a livable wage so they were SoL when the car broke down…

STRIKINGdebate2 , in IRA
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

Can I have her number?

TSG_Asmodeus ,
@TSG_Asmodeus@lemmy.world avatar

Eight six seven five three oh nine.

Anticorp ,

I need to make her mine.

NoMoreLurking ,

Could someone please explain the joke?

XTornado ,

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bufordt ,
@bufordt@sh.itjust.works avatar

I got it (I got it) I got it

I got your number on the wall

I got it (I got it) I got it

For a good time, for a good time call

Crashumbc , in gotdamn

The worst part isn’t a corner bedroom going up 5 times…

It’s even a shitty hole in the wall is 1500 now.

dingleberry , in I love d

Leave her alone. She was just training her ML model SchlongGPT.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Hot dog

Not hot dog

pomodoro_longbreak ,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yo people would pay good money for that

demlet ,

Based on my research, AI generated porn certainly needs more, um, input…

bodaciousFern ,

DixieGPT (dick-see)

bestnerd , in IRA

26+6=1

MonkCanatella , in Nasty bug

I love the detail of his little appendage doing the italian “foucka you” gesture

SysWOW64 , in I love d
@SysWOW64@lemmy.world avatar

theft of government property and classified materials

wait… what

sharun ,
@sharun@lemmy.world avatar

Interesting username

IWantToFuckSpez , in IRA

Tiocfaidh ár lá

Mr_Blott ,

You can always 👆 spot the yank

IWantToFuckSpez ,

Lol I’m Dutch haha, fuck England

Mr_Blott ,

(X) Doubt

IWantToFuckSpez ,

Ok pannenkoek ‘t kan mij geen ene mallemoer schelen of jij mij gelooft of niet.

gravitas_deficiency ,

As a yank myself, I find this exchange highly entertaining

JackRiddle ,

Why would they lie about being dutch? It’s not like it’s a thing anyone should want to be…

Agamemnon , in IRA
@Agamemnon@lemmy.world avatar

Yup, can’t get any more shitposty than this.

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