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captain_aggravated , in Shart, not fart
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Water pipe burst.

ATDA , in What if?

You’re correct. Judging people based on an algorithm your have no way of knowing is indeed a red flag ma’am.

renzev ,

I think if I was a woman and I saw that a potential mate’s recommended was full of ndrew tint videos or similar, I would take it exactly as that: a red flag. Not an immediate condemnation but a sign that something MIGHT be wrong. It could be that they’re watching the videos with a critical mindset, or the algorithm is just doing some wonky shit, but I would probe further just to make sure that they aren’t a raging misogynist

ATDA ,

Yeah I’ll eat crow on that. Tate is in my thumbnails because I’m probably just a little too deep into politics. Maybe not a red flag as much as a bore flag.

null , in Shart, not fart

Need baby shoes?

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

Stained baby shoes

doleo ,

That you, Hemmingway?

SpaceNoodle ,

*Hemmmingway

null ,

Yes, it’s an abridgement of the most mundane 6 word story:

For sale: baby shoes, too small.

sockenklaus ,
@sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works avatar

But how is this a sad story? Babies grow so fast that they easily can skip a size… Am I missing the point?

And, wouldn’t this be the real sad story? “For sale, baby shoes, too big”

Implying that the baby died before it could grow into said shoes?

null ,

It’s decidedly not sad – I specifically said it was the most mundane 6 word story.

doleo ,

Am I missing the point?

Yes, a little. The original was: For sale, baby shoes, never worn.

Wes4Humanity ,

Isn’t it: For sale: baby shoes, never worn

null ,

That’s the saddest 6 word story.

jabathekek ,
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Is this Loss?

Wes4Humanity ,

Not sure if you’re just doing the prompt or really asking, but I’ve never heard the 6 word story given a name, so I’m not sure

slaacaa ,

then who was shoe?

anindefinitearticle , in Shart, not fart

Just keep waiting.

lostme , in Shart, not fart

Tell my wife…

TheMightyCanuck , in Shart, not fart
@TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works avatar

Crib for sale

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

The kid outgrew it? I guess that’s still kind of sad in a “Butterfly Kisses” kinda way.

TheMightyCanuck ,
@TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works avatar

If it was 5 words, ‘crib for sale; never used’

Snoopey , in Shart, not fart

War never changes

popekingjoe , in Shart, not fart
@popekingjoe@lemmy.world avatar

This is more of a horror story than a sad one.

Anyway…

“It was yours.”

MHanak , in Shart, not fart

No wheels, cardboard

SkunkWorkz , in Shart, not fart

My poop red

c0smokram3r ,

Was it beets?

OmegaMouse , in Shart, not fart
@OmegaMouse@pawb.social avatar

Out of coffee

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Captain initiates auto-selfdestruct.

bruhduh , in Shart, not fart
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Want fart, afraid

Empricorn , in Too easy!

You have made a powerful enemy today.

PraiseTheSoup , in What if?

Jokes on her I use PipePipe without signing in…I have no recommendations.

django ,
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Just recommend the first video that comes to your mind.

nebulaone , in Shart, not fart
@nebulaone@lemmy.world avatar

Mutually assured destruction

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