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Nikki , in Woke liberals are trying to cancel Jesus because the wood he was crucified on was not vegan wood.
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sir this is a wendys

STRIKINGdebate2 OP ,
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Not anymore if we let the woke left win. The motherfuckers will force me to wear the cat ears and eat grass. If the woke left wins all restaurants will be closed and replaced with plots of land where we can graze on for a allotted amount of time.

Nikki ,
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what thehell are you on

cannibalkitteh ,

Look, we’ve been over this… You don’t have to wear the cat ears. Bunny ears are also acceptable.

Holzkohlen , in Frick!

Are the asexuals at it again?

Noodle07 ,

Asexuals only want one thing and it’s disgusting(ly good)

gravitas_deficiency , in Woke liberals are trying to cancel Jesus because the wood he was crucified on was not vegan wood.

Wat

ceenote , in I'm with Joe Biden

OP doesn’t understand the difference between a shitpost and a shitty post.

Gork , in I'm with Joe Biden

I want more stories about Cornpop, who was a bad dude who ran a bunch of bad boys.

Sidhean , in Space Alert

Oh, thank the gods- it’s back! Check the image, everyone! Jupiter’s back!

not_that_guy05 , in Woke liberals are trying to cancel Jesus because the wood he was crucified on was not vegan wood.

Lol motherfuckers playing the victim, the prosecuted, and the weak when no one cares besides wanting equality. Oh and also stop molesting children you fuckin perves in white gowns.

Touching children ain’t very Jesus like.

Rustmilian , (edited )
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I don’t disagree with you whatsoever…
I’d however like to also mention that people like “veganteacher” need to stop equating feeding your child some steak to rape…

zakobjoa , in Stranger Danger
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Can someone explain house-sitting to me? Like, do you go over to feed the cat and water the plants or is there more?

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
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You also have to compliment the home owners every half hour so they can see that on their nannycam.

Kusimulkku ,

I just have a cheeky wank in front of the camera. That’s what ya get for spying one me.

So my parents haven’t asked me to house sit for a while but it doesn’t stop me

finley ,

how is that different that a regular wank? did you make faces or something?

Kusimulkku ,

More cheek

jaybone ,

More?

My usual involves zero cheeks.

SuperSecretThrowaway ,

Typically when I do it, I do the tasks like watering plants, feeding pets, etc. I also believe the point of house sitting is to make it appear occupied and busy, so I spend about an hour playing with the pets, watching tv, and cleaning up little messes

sharkfucker420 ,
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You just sit there and so what you normally do but there are pets that aren’t yours that you have to take care of and sometimes (often) they are not very well trained

Siegfried ,

I did it for a friend last summer. I Had the same questions. You do those things but the most important part is making sure people knows that the house was never left alone.

In the previous year, my friend got robbed while being on vacation, so she asked me for the favor.

bandwidthcrisis ,

Back in the 90s I was living in a small apartment, so house-sitting for a friend meant that I got to stay in a house, watching satellite TV with cats. A good deal.

dogsoahC , in 🤨🤨🤨

Those signs read like they demand justice for killer cops from a jail called Tyre Nichols.

nifty , in Space Alert
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It’s taking a summer vacation in Andromeda

tehfishman , in I'm with Joe Biden

Sir this is a Wendy’s

downpunxx OP ,

"Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!"

reversebananimals , (edited )

In that case let’s go Brandon!

Remember, if you downvote me, then you’re admitting what you just said is bullshit.

Edit and my experiment was correct. Theres plenty of dumb political opinions no one wants to see on here. Thanks for helping me prove my point all

wesker ,
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Edit and my experiment was correct. Theres plenty of dumb political opinions no one wants to see on here. Thanks for helping me prove my point all

I downvoted you because you challenged me to.

Sylaran ,
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Based

LesserAbe ,

Of course you can downvote. Community rules are about whether a post or user will be removed. If you think OP’s post is so bad try to get it downvoted like you are

unexposedhazard , in I'm with Joe Biden

What is this from?

wesker ,
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Some Philip K. Dick novel.

db2 , in Woke liberals are trying to cancel Jesus because the wood he was crucified on was not vegan wood.

I now know what 4chan meant by “Christard”. 🙄

downpunxx OP , in I'm with Joe Biden

text:

We had a Democratic nomination process and the voters have spoken clearly and decisively. I received over 14 million votes, 87% of the votes cast across the entire nominating process. I have nearly 3,900 delegates, making me the presumptive nominee of our party by a wide margin. This was a process open to anyone who wanted to run. Only three people chose to challenge me. One fared no badly that he left the primaries to run as an independent. Another attacked me for being too old and was soundly defeated. The voters of the Democratic Party have voted. They have chosen me to be the nominee of the party.
Do we now just say this process didn't matter? That the voters don't have a say? I decline to do that. I feel a deep obligation to the faith and the trust the voters of the Democratic Party have placed in me to run this year. It was their decision to make. Not the press, not the pundits, not the big donors, not any selected group of individuals, no matter how well intentioned. The voters — and the voters alone — decide the nominee of the Democratic Party. How can we stand for democracy in our nation if we ignore it in our own party? I cannot do that. I will not do that.

ThrowawaySobriquet , in 🤨🤨🤨

Y’all motherfuckers wanted a strong, traditional candy, now we’re gonna get a Tianamandm Square

dogsoahC ,

So, nothing happens?

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