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Ibaudia , in I should be banned from using microwaves
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I got one of those fancy new microwaves that does 1 minute when you hit 1, 2 minutes when you hit 2, etc. I believe it has saved me about seven octillion eons of cumulative time I would have otherwise spent typing in numbers.

altima_neo ,
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My parents have a microwave like that. It drives me nuts because it’s basically a better model of my old microwave. Controls look the same, but function completely differently.

hakase ,

I have one of those and it’s cost me who knows how much time and effort. The only times I ever really use are 15 seconds (for melting butter), 50 seconds (for water for baking bread; 1 minute is too hot), and 1:45 for coffee (again, 2 minutes is too hot). I can count the number of times I’ve actually used the “push 1 for 1 minute” feature on one hand, and instead I have to press an additional “timer” button for absolutely no reason Every. Single. Time. I want to microwave something.

Gustephan ,

Mine does that but only the 1-6 buttons. And like… if I’m being honest microwaving something for longer than 6 minutes is probably less than 1% of my total microwave usage, but it feels like the greatest injustice ever experienced by anybody when I have to press cook time then 8 0 0 to get my microwave to run for 8 minutes

woelkchen , in Amazon's so helpful
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WindowsLatest.com has a chat bot for whatever reason as well.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/4b04e948-93da-4cb5-8638-2cfa97e1cb1f.png

shundi82 ,

I like its answers and its “fine, have it your way, whatever” attitude at the end of your conversation.

edonkey ,
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I agree. That was smart thing to reply. Surprised me as I’ve used LLM AI’s and got very strange answers.

werefreeatlast ,

It’s 5, you sonobabich! 5? You happy now? Now I gotta pretend I had no other choice but to give you the wrong answer! LOL.

tpihkal , in The fools!

And Freddy Fazbear was born.

Stamets , in Half baked, like the original!
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Fuckin love it

SpruceBringsteen , in The fools!

Prophetic image of Tickle Me Elmo.

boredtortoise , in Front and Backflipping

Schools have said forever that not everything you read online is true and NOW AI companies and people are surprised

Newsgroups and BBSs were full of tomfoolery

imPastaSyndrome , in The fools!

IT KILLS PEOPLE WHO ARE FOOLISH AND LAUGH AT ME

gedaliyah , in Why are birds so shitty?
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Blame the government. Birds aren’t real.

TheBat , in It was me, oopsie!
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You can hit and run once a year, as a treat

disguy_ovahea , in Front and Backflipping

Thus, challenging someone became known as “fronting.”

deegeese , in Woke liberals are trying to cancel Jesus because the wood he was crucified on was not vegan wood.

I don’t know who we’re making fun of so I’m making fun of you.

STRIKINGdebate2 OP ,
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Is that why this post had 40 down votes?

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
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No this post had 40 downvotes because it’s not funny. It’s just sensory overload in meme format.

loaExMachina ,

It seems pretty clear to me that this is a parody of conservative memes. I suppose many of the downvotes are from people who take it literally or who aren’t sure.

I don’t know why, but it seems many in this community default to downvoting what they don’t understand instead of ignoring. This isn’t even just for political memes, same thing happened when I posted a bad apple joke.

SatansMaggotyCumFart , in pillow :33

If you poke a little hole in it you can suck up the vapors with a straw and get high as giraffe pussy.

pelletbucket ,

surely there are parts of the giraffe that are higher than that.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Maybe, but do they matter?

Ragdoll_X ,
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Oh SatansMaggotyCumFart, your comments never disappoint.

yu_cosmic ,

You can get high, but only once

wreckedcarzz ,
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Worth

Sam_Bass ,

High and wide

Sam_Bass , in pillow :33

Yeah i think mine is starting to self fluff in this phone

DickFiasco , in So THIS is the correct way!

Turbos don’t work if the toilet paper is installed wrong.

rotkehle , in [1:05] Gen Z/A Slang (you will be dumber)

ok zoomer.

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