There have been multiple accounts created with the sole purpose of posting advertisement posts or replies containing unsolicited advertising.

Accounts which solely post advertisements, or persistently post them may be terminated.

lemmyshitpost

This magazine is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

pelletbucket , in pillow :33

the phone that I run my business out of started doing this. I could turn it on for 60 seconds at a time to offload my data and it would start ballooning and I would have to turn it back off once it reached a certain size. I left it outside to do the factory reset

drove it over to my local transfer station to make sure i didn’t light my garbage men on fire.

SatansMaggotyCumFart , in pillow :33

If you poke a little hole in it you can suck up the vapors with a straw and get high as giraffe pussy.

pelletbucket ,

surely there are parts of the giraffe that are higher than that.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Maybe, but do they matter?

Ragdoll_X ,
@Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world avatar

Oh SatansMaggotyCumFart, your comments never disappoint.

yu_cosmic ,

You can get high, but only once

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Worth

Sam_Bass ,

High and wide

henfredemars , in pillow :33

Spicy

postmateDumbass , in Sitting and shitting on my high horse

Do not buy saddles from this person.

roguetrick , in Sitting and shitting on my high horse

Not suitable for when you’ve got those real ass clenching moments where you internal spinchter has given up and the external one is the only one holding the line while everything else says “push”.

You lift one leg over to mount this beast and suddenly you’ve got to get the Windex to clean the floor mirror.

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

That’s when you gotta sidesaddle

MissJinx , in 🤨🤨🤨
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

This reminds me.the first time I went to NY. I was young and didn’t understand why americans were “more captalist” than us since we also had industries and stores… then I went into the M&Ms store and all made sense

Zozano , in Sitting and shitting on my high horse
@Zozano@lemy.lol avatar

Time to trade in my SquattyPotty for a TrottyPotty.

But seriously, get yourself a toilet stool, it’s a life changing purchase.

boatsnhos931 ,

I wasn’t as impressed as I thought I would be with it

Zozano ,
@Zozano@lemy.lol avatar

How long have you been using it, and have you occasionally used toilets without a step since starting?

I’ve been using mine for about four years now, and I think it’s insane that most people don’t even know about the benefits of squatting posture.

Ilovemyirishtemper ,

Can confirm. I didn’t notice how much it helped until pooping while traveling without it. Now I take my folding stool with me.

qwertilliopasd ,
@qwertilliopasd@lemmy.world avatar

folding stool

I thought that only happened to cats

roguetrick ,

If you’ve got lots of fiber in your diet, it won’t really matter to ya. Kapow! Out it comes.

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

One large lump sum

snake ,

Exactly, I thought this was only missing stirrups!

Holyginz , in Woke liberals are trying to cancel Jesus because the wood he was crucified on was not vegan wood.

Everything about this post just reads as a drug induced right wing fever dream

jenny_ball , in Sitting and shitting on my high horse
@jenny_ball@lemmy.world avatar

this one was literal

AlexDrago , in Space Alert

Maybe it’s in Uranus

PenisWenisGenius , in Woke liberals are trying to cancel Jesus because the wood he was crucified on was not vegan wood.

Has anyone got Problematic Beer Dog 5 War Edition to run on Linux yet?

ThrowawayPermanente ,

We used to have Steam and Proton before the alphabet people cancelled them for being too capitalist

brown567 , in Space Alert

Well of course you’re not finding it! 4 is Mars, you want 5

MHanak , in Frick!
criss_cross , in Woke liberals are trying to cancel Jesus because the wood he was crucified on was not vegan wood.

I want whatever OP is smoking

deranger , in People are just now finding out that there are 27 letters to the alphabet

It’s & - ampersand aka “and per se and”. The article also mentions these:

lost letters include thorn (þ) – a soft “th” sound – and Wynn (ƿ), which was replaced by “uu”, before this was superseded by “w”. Ethel (Œ) – pronounced like the “oi” in “oil” – has also been lost, in favor of using vowel combinations to get the same job done. Yogh (ȝ) was briefly a way to denote the “ch” sounds, as found at the end of “loch”, but was soon abandoned, and the specific sound it denotes rarely used in English anymore.

PenisWenisGenius OP ,

Damn cancel culture really did a number on the English alphabet huh. First the Northern Pike now this.

https://lemmynsfw.com/pictrs/image/d2b7e3ab-71c7-4f69-9b3b-e04c80e5bd35.jpeg

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

I am totally adding þese back to my keybord.

pmk ,

In that case also add ð. If you say the words “think” and “this” out loud, they use different “th”-sounds. “These” would be “ðese”, and “think” would be “þink”.

DakRalter ,
@DakRalter@thelemmy.club avatar

Wasn’t that a misconception and they both make either of those sounds?

In Old English, ⟨ð⟩ (called ðæt) was used interchangeably with ⟨þ⟩ to represent the Old English dental fricative phoneme /θ/ or its allophone /ð/, which exist in modern English phonology as the voiceless and voiced dental fricatives both now spelled ⟨th⟩.

pmk ,

I don’t know, that’s a level deeper than I know about, but you could be right.

DakRalter ,
@DakRalter@thelemmy.club avatar

See my post to the reply above yours :)

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Did Old English not have both voiced and voiceless dental fricatives? Modern German has neither θ nor ð, and Old English sharing so much it wouldn’t surprise me, but O.E. obviously acquired or inherited them somewhere - was the voiced distinction introduced later? Probably not from Latin, since it didn’t have those either.

DakRalter , (edited )
@DakRalter@thelemmy.club avatar

Sorry, I forgot to put the last paragraph as a quote.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eth#Old_English

~~www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwvbNppHZkg~~

Dang, the creator put a paywall on it.

It’s the same with the letter f, from what I remember it was pronounced as an f or a v, depending on what letters are before and after it, similar to lenition in Irish, or s being pronounced as both s and z in Romance languages depending on what’s around it.

Here we go

oldenglish.info/advpronunciationguide.html

Specifically þ and ð:

þ and ð are digraphs. This means they represent the same sound, much like the modern ‘th’ can be voiced (in words like ‘this’ and ‘that’) or unvoiced (in words like ‘thick’ or ‘through’). The general rule of thumb is that þ comes at the start of a word and ð comes in the middle or at the end. However, you will often see them used interchangeably, with the same word appearing on the same page spelled with both ð forms and þ forms. You can even see words like ‘oþþe’ spelled ‘oþðe’ or ‘oððe’ so don’t overthink it.

oldenglish.info/oestart.html

ouRKaoS ,

Now I know how to say “ðese nuts” if I ever go time traveling!

Resol ,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

I wonder what nuts of the ðese variety taste like.

Resol ,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

Nouu I knouu uuhy it’s called “double U”.

Also, yogh looks too much like the Arabic numeral three, so it sort of makes sense why they got rid of it.

I believe Œ is still used in French (though it doesn’t count as part of the alphabet), but I just spell it as OE since it just looks so ugly. Æ looks way worse though, and Icelandic still uses it.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • [email protected]
  • random
  • lifeLocal
  • goranko
  • All magazines