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feedum_sneedson , in I'm apparently getting old...

Just pressure washed my hairbrush, AMA

over_clox OP ,

Yes, you can ask me anything. My hair is generally straight, but sometimes it needs a brushy brush after sleeping.

The device has done me extremely well over all these years!

rainynight65 , in Loyalty

That pistol appears to be cocked and not locked (safety off). I seriously hope there’s no round chambered.

doodledup , in Get in the Hilux

If it makes you feel better…

Wizard_Pope , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian
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Do a little rat pirate with a sword

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

A little surprise.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/4688d3e1-b461-47fc-8e4f-45e57acc5c2f.jpeg

Wizard_Pope ,
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Yay rat pirate

Diplomjodler3 , in Get in the Hilux

Actually, I’d be happy to keep working if it means that everybody on earth gets a decent standard of living.

madcaesar ,

Absolutely agree. I don’t have any urge to stop working. But 40 h / 5 days a week is too much. Life is too fucking short especially given how productivity has skyrocketed yet wages have barely kept up.

Obligatory fuck Ronald Reagan and the Republican party.

Diplomjodler3 ,

Sure. We can do both. Make sure everybody has a bearable workload and make sure everybody has enough.

LoreleiSankTheShip ,

Everything that needs to be done for society to maintain itself can be done if everyone works 20 hrs a week. The rest is just to allow some other people luxury lifestyles.

MystikIncarnate ,

I’m with you on this.

If we can meet the housing, food, and medical needs of everyone, then that would be sufficient.

Cosmicomical , in Get in the Hilux

Shitpost? This is just unadulterated truth

bfg9k , in Thanks internet!
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misinformation time

tiredofsametab , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

click

Before continuing, please accept the following terms and conditions.... [35 pages of legalese ensue]

SturgiesYrFase ,
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Followed by 15mins of unsinkable ads

Daxter101 ,

uBlock Origin -Iceberg edition-

Wes4Humanity ,

“you’re subscription will expire in 3 days. Renew now to avoid testicular incineration.”

norimee , in Awww, he's so cuuuuttteeee!!

In the future police warrants for phone tapping will be obsolete, since Alexa is already there listening to your every word.

normalexit ,

The novelty of Alexa wore off so quickly. Once the “maybe I shouldn’t hook a microphone provided by a corporation in my home” thought crossed my mind I got rid of all of them.

SaintMark , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

Draw how you are feeling. A self portrait of the soul.

andrew_bidlaw OP , (edited )
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Hard to say, hard to draw. It still feels I’m trying to piece myself together.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/ebfc4ca0-ca9b-4c77-8215-b3a91673ebc3.jpeg

drathvedro , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

I don’t want a kill-switch. I want a turbo-button to slice metal sheets with a jet of cum.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

You need a button for that?

If you are experiencing pressure issues just mitigate the issue by adding acids (via special infection cultures in the balls) to the cum, or some abrasive materials (jagged kidney/bladder stones perhaps?).

i_ben_fine ,

is this one of them brandnewsentences?

crazyminner , in Sleep soundly

I’ve never so readily said “yes please” when looking at something before.

As soon as I saw the image those are the first words that came to mind.

eager_eagle , in me_irl
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salsa

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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I love me some salsa

tpihkal ,

There’s a cat in the video, it’s worth the click.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Pros need a cat in their car adjustment

crusty , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

That’s either a very small finger or a very large dick

Lesrid ,

For you

Holzkohlen , in Awww, he's so cuuuuttteeee!!

I’d stomp it to death. I’d feel bad about it too, but it needs to be done.

FooBarrington ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/93861d05-f356-4564-bdb9-2ff60fe28380.jpeg

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