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vistencluse , in A legend has left us

I don’t know if it’s just because it’s cropped but I love how the context doesn’t even clarify that he isn’t actually dead lol

Schmuppes ,

That’s the joke.

slurpeesoforion ,

He’s not physically dead.

Honytawk ,

I believe the joke was that misinformation was allowed on Xitter by some tweet from Musky.

To which they responded by falsely reporting on his death.

Chocrates , in Virginia is shrinking!

Well the last one they did to themselves

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I’m not saying it’s necessarily a bad thing, I’m just saying eventually, all that will be left of Virginia will be the Delmarva peninsula and then Maryland will claim it.

gedaliyah ,
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Woah, I never realized Virginia had a detached peninsula like Michigan

FlyingSquid OP ,
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It’s imaginatively called “The Eastern Shore of Virginia.”

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Shore_of_Virginia

son_named_bort ,

Delaware is going to take over the whole peninsula with Joe Biden leading the way. It’s all part of his evil scheme to have Delaware take over the entire Mid-Atlantic region.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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“Listen, Jack. No foolin’. We take over the peninsula and the trains will be great.”

itsgroundhogdayagain ,

No one wants West Virginia

jballs ,
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It’s easy to shit on West Virginia now, but at least they were formed by splitting from Virginia in favor of abolishing slavery. That’s pretty cool in my book.

TommySalami ,

West by God Virginia. I spent a lot of time there reminding people we fought for the north.

dethedrus ,

You mean the birthplace of the labor movement where the US government used artillery on stinking miners?

The current government sucks, but the history has some truly glorious and revolutionary moments.

ThrowawaySobriquet , in Virginia is shrinking!

I went to a panel presentation on the early colonies around the Revolution once. When they took questions, I asked if there was any special logistical problems Virginia ran into after due to how large the territory was and man, they treated me like a fuckin idiot. I still think about that. It’s not, like, important or anything I just don’t have a therapist for this sort of shit

solsangraal ,

should have asked them why, if they were so set on being independent, they didn’t change the name of the state to something OTHER than the queen of england

Dasnap ,
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ThrowawaySobriquet ,

At the time I was 22 and didn’t have a firm grasp on the idea I could tell someone being rude to go fuck themselves. It was just a bunch of old folks pining for the glory days of national pride and dysentery, but like, fuck. Snuff out a curious light like that.

solsangraal ,

kind of strange, the older i get (40smthg now), the less respect i have for people 20+ years older than me, and the more i have for 20+ years younger

dethedrus ,

I’m older but in the same boat. Unless those younger people are part of proud technological illiterati, which really pisses me off for some reason. Probably those 30 years of being an IT drone…

snekerpimp ,

Soon it’ll just be the peninsula. A bunch of ponies and Eastern Shore seasonals

Edit: was supposed to be a comment on the main post, fat fingered it, my bad

5714 ,

Why did they treat you like that?

ThrowawaySobriquet ,

No idea. I still wonder sometimes where the disconnect was, but I also just try to not let things like that get to me anymore. I’m having mixed success

BrokenGlepnir ,

It’s got a few answers. For the first one, the logistics were handled by not administering the territory, those were only claims. For the next one, logistics were handled by breaking them up into other territories that would become states since administering it wasn’t feasible. In the third, it was possible, but it caused problems. The civil war was not the only grievance west virginia had. They had been neglected for the better part of a century. Richmond usually didn’t care much about those on the other side of the mountains. In some ways the civil war was just a good time to do what they’d probably wanted to for awhile. Really the logistics are the reason virginia is the size and shape it is today. Now they have a capitol where they can be not cared for by locals.

ThrowawaySobriquet ,

👊

DaMonsterKnees , in Virginia is shrinking!

Still trying to shake off the Eastern Shore…

Looking at you, Onancock…

PhDont , in Teste

Vas deferens?

ccunning , (edited ) in Teste

I sure am seeing a lot of testes around here 😳

🥚🥚

Blyfh , in Teste

Teste

Hupf , in Rest, weary traveler

It’s over Anakin, I have la haute cuisine

NickwithaC , in Thank You!
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“I noticed you noticing me, so I wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you too”

casmael , in A legend has left us

Hey bud don’t threaten me with a good time eh

kirbowo808 , in A legend has left us
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If only if it was actually real 😭😭😭

Jimbo , in Thank You!
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Notices your notice * OwO

lugal ,

I didn’t. Hope it wasn’t important

AI_toothbrush , in The guy who’s been making your trees grow in helices

If I see this guy walking on the street I know theres some anime fight shit bout to go down

germtm_ , in Thank You!

i think Black Mesa had a notice like this.

Lifebandit666 , in Thank You!

If you notice this notice you will notice that the notice is not worth noticing, so why did you notice it?

I remember seeing this when I was a kid, I’m old as fuck now

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