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CaptnKarisma , in This is a repost dont upvote - u/Jarfil

Best chance pretend to be a mute and blend in the best you can. Gonna be a bit hard to keep the glasses if you are dependent on them, maybe just become good at making glasses seems like a good trade especially for the time period I dont think glasses were really around for awhile I’ll have to do some research

captainlezbian ,

Lenses good enough to work as glasses wouldn’t’ve been available until the Renaissance. But Roman’s did have glass so learning to make lenses and the tools to make it would work

Neve8028 ,

Probably would be difficult if you can’t see, though.

UtMan1988 , in Don't Lose That Number

I hope Billy remembers mine…

LinkOpensChest_wav , in Don't Lose That Number
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Implying that Steely Dan can find people, even beyond the grave

Akasazh , in Horse
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The Dutch have a song for this exact eventually:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=K001IqAx4zI

Teon , in Hot tip
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Hot Tip #2
Putting a large carrot into a condom... oops, wrong thread, nevermind.

N00b22 , in Try it out. It works amazing

I got mixed

bigFab , in Hot tip

My cabbage also slightly reduced a grow abnormality knee protuberance. Saved me from a brutal removal surgery and nowadays I train muay thai no problem.

NightAuthor , in A controversial tier list

I don’t get it

DragonTypeWyvern ,

💦

Milk+Dr Pepper

Trash tier beverages

NightAuthor ,

I definitely agree on the 💦 being trash tier.

Kuro ,

How are those kidney stones treating you?

NightAuthor ,

I thought 💦 was the universal emoji of cum.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , in you are at home with your wife and daughter and this guy comes in -- what do you do?
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Kick him square in the nards

thepianistfroggollum , in His system works for him

We definitely have a cat that’s most likely autistic.

Swim , in 250GB

can i be the one that posts this next week?

ShitOnABrick , in His system works for him
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Kowowow ,

No it’s syndrome of a down

ShitOnABrick ,
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Wut bout up syndrome

Kolanaki ,
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What’s Up Syndrome?

https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/9b246776-cafd-42c2-b2ce-b14beabd1686.jpeg

“Not much. What’s up with you?”

ShitOnABrick ,
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zeqzero , in For your protection

Smoosed

A_Chilean_Cyborg , in Out of control
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Omegamart

Hwopple , in For your protection

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