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snoopa , in 110%

I swear the shit posts here are 10x as funny as on reddit 😂😂😂

Robbsen1 ,

Huh? I’ve seen the same post on reddit multiple times in the last 2 years

can , in Childhood trauma

Some of us have never had a dad.

Hovenko ,

Or a normal one.

vrighter , in Patience!

how did he have a receipt for what the person behind him would have wanted to order without asking her? Yeah, that happened…

mainaccount , in Like to try a sample?

$90 for 40 rolls. What a deal!

SrElsewhere OP ,

That may be 90 Canuckistan pesos.

1chemistdown , in Kevin and Sheryl <3
@1chemistdown@kbin.social avatar

Did they take a bag of popcorn to thanksgiving? Because, I’m getting ‘they took a bag of popcorn to their mom’s thanksgiving diner’ vibes here.

Any follow up?

GlitchSir ,

Found this on Bing

Kevin came later than Aunt Sheryl and her husband. I am sitting, waiting patiently. As Kevin walks into the room, Aunt Sheryl looks horrified and goes completely silent. Her husband asks if everything is okay and greets Kevin courteously. Throughout dinner, my aunt acts super suspicious and Kevin acts uneasy too. Her husband, bless his stupid soul, doesn’t see any of this and starts actually bonding (the stupid man!). Soon after we finish dinner, we all decide to drink some beers and watch the game. Aunt Sheryl complains of a headache and retreats to the guest bedroom. Kevin also wants to leave but Aunt Sheryl’s husband goads him into staying for a bit longer. Kevin reluctantly agrees.

NoIWontPickaName ,

I thought u/shittymorph came with us for a second.

I'm probably just yelling into the void but...

Hey @shittymorph did you make it?

ThtCrzyBstrd ,

There’s a potential imposter here somewhere. I thought the real shittymorph retired shortly before hell broke loose on the site-that-must-not-be-named

GlitchSir ,

Who’s shittymorph?

ThtCrzyBstrd ,

Back on the site-that-must-not-be-named, u/shittymorph would wander subreddits randomly and drop a comment that seemed relevant, but devolved into a diatribe about a 1998(?) pro wrestling match in which The Undertaker threw Mankind off the top of Hell in a cell, 16 feet into an announcers table.

Damn, I feel like I just channeled him to write that comment.

apotheotic , in What is your name?
@apotheotic@kbin.social avatar

Good thing those bits at the top were highlighted in yellow or I wouldn't have gotten the humour

SrElsewhere OP ,

It’s importatnt to hilite printed memes.

lunaticneko , in Ask your doctor if Air-X is right for you.

As a local, yes, this fixes my meteors well.

SrElsewhere OP ,

mai pen rai

CascadianBeam , in What is your name?

Who is going to be selling the pies?

SrElsewhere OP ,

I don’t know. What are they selling?

DogMuffins , in The Finger of Contempt

What’s up with the “s” in “insult” and “refused”?

Monkeyhog ,

Thats the way they wrote S back then, it can also be found that way in the Declaration of Independence.

HardlightCereal , in Buffed af

Beauty standards for women focus on what men find attractive. Beauty standards for men also focus on what men find attractive.

Syrc ,

As far as I know there’s not much difference in beauty canons between women and gay men or men and lesbians. So it’s not really saying much.

HardlightCereal ,

That’s not true at all. I’m a nonbinary femme attracted to nonbinary femmes, and I have a similar sense of beauty to many lesbians, when it comes to pretty women. When I see an image of a woman that’s framed to appeal to male sexuality, I feel a sense of revulsion. Sapphic porn is way more respectful, more humanising, and way more hot to myself and lesbians than porn made for straight men.

Women have similar taste in men to gay men, because both are sexually attracted to men. When I say beauty standards for men focus on what men find attractive, I’m talking about the average man. A straight one. Movie stars like The Rock appeal to a straight male power fantasy, rather than to sexual desire. Beauty standards for women are about sex. Beauty standards for men are about power.

Jackolantern , in This is aging incredibly well.

He is really not that bright is he

fazalmajid ,

I think he is probably bipolar and refusing to take meds for what is nowadays an often treatable condition.

Zeth0s ,

Why bipolar? It doesn’t look like he has down periods

spittingimage , in This is aging incredibly well.
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Elon Musk is what you’d get if you gave 10-year old me a couple billion dollars.

That’s not a compliment, Elon.

metaStatic ,

you know, I wonder how soon after making my own car and rocket ship 10 year old me would become a far right crackpot?

Thteven , in Ask your doctor if Air-X is right for you.
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

Oh thank god, my meteors have been acting up lately.

SrElsewhere OP ,

Meteorism is serious business, not to be taken lightly.

MxM111 , in Some people have all the luck

Everyone here assumes for some reason that the lottery winner is the guy. Girls play lottery too!

SrElsewhere OP ,

Maybe because it says love of his life?

akai , in Elon Musk: "zuck is a cuck"
@akai@kbin.social avatar

Elon is a moron

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